Granted, but you're never allowed to see the result.

I wish that I were home so I could go do the date-like dinner outing that was in the process of being planned.

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."

I have a picture of my foot wearing one of my toe socks. I'm not really up for posting myself because I've had issues before with it on other sites. It's the reason I had deleted my facebook actually.

I'm rather cranky when I wake up, and I've slept four hours at most by then. Not the best of times to call me. I'd probably answer tell him to go blow himself and hang up.

Looks like something for the step dad. He takes longer in stops than New York traffic.

Of course the wife won. Chickies are psychic, obviously. We know everything.

The Death Cab For Cutie album Plans on repeat.

Mari stalks other lushites via web cam hacking.

Rattling inside my brain
All the thoughts getting loose
Shiver, shudder, causing pain
The war raging without truce

Fight and flash and fall
Rip open our defense
Burning, breaking, destroying all
Moving on, leading suspense

Bleeding out concern
The soldiers running free
Letting go is what we yearn
Though not what we foresee

Listen to your heart's call
Hear what it demands
They're not meek or small
Think and the brain understands

Just give in a little bit
Enough to feel complete
Need to live without the split
Living happily without defeat

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused.

When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,

she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

what he had to say for himself.

The man replied,

'Well your Honor, it was like this:

when the lady got on the bus,

I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said,

'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,

'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time

and sat under a sign that said,

'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'

... I just lost it.'

' CASE DISMISSED '

Now keep that smile on your face

Every night I think of you Just before I sleep The fleeting memory giving way to dreams I long to lay in your arms The thought that lets me rest Sleep peacefully In the dream we are together Just simple joys Living out this love Long days at the shore Glistening nights beneath the sky Brilliant sun rises curled against you These are the thoughts of my night What my minds eye sees And the...

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I never knew I could miss someone more than my hero Or that I would want to be held I never knew Anyone could make me believe I'm special Or that I mean anything I never knew Words could mean so much to me Or that they would change how I feel I never knew Talking could make miles melt away Or that I would want them to I never knew Any of this could happen Or that you would be the reason ...

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