About WellMadeMale
Biography

"I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!"

Name:
Dude
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Pisces
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Cakeland, Missouri, United States
Interests:
Women...girls....naughty and bold, shy and demure, teasing and tantalizing and tight. Tight with their attitude and tight with life. I love to watch people, but predominantly - it's you females who attract my gaze, however much I try to act like I'm not looking...I am always checking you out. And I know you've noticed...however much you attempt to play it off. Heh, I also know when you don't give a shit. I don't turn every woman's head...and that too, is how it should be. I am 169% hedonist...hence I recognize one when I see you. Let's be friends, shall we?
Favorite Books:
I've always read a lot. A good book is like a vacation, without leaving your residence. When I travel somewhere, I typically don't take a book with me though. Hell, who wants to dive into someone else's imagination - when you're somewhere new which requires exploration? My favorite books rotate, like my favorite movies have always done.
Favorite Authors:
First names not needed: Crichton, Rice, King.
Favorite Movies:
I like to be entertained, informed and expanded.
Favorite Music:
I'm all over the map with the music I prefer to listen to.
Website:
Twitter
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Date Joined:
30 Sep 2009
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted: 10 Jul 2014 08:47

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Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 10 Jul 2014 08:41

Invasion of the pussy snatchers...

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Topic: Dog/Cat Diaries
Posted: 09 Jul 2014 23:52

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Topic: Strange & Funny GIFs
Posted: 09 Jul 2014 23:50

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Topic: What?
Posted: 09 Jul 2014 22:19

Sex and hygiene tips from this woman? //www.youtube.com/embed/gDDeVyQxATs

Topic: Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted: 07 Jul 2014 11:59



First: Being in the field of research myself, I'm aware that we can get statistics to say whatever we want them to say. We can also get them not to say whatever it is we don't want them to say. With that being said, the crime rate dropping in Chicago due to less restrictive gun laws is nothing more than a tainted statistic. The crime rate in Chicago is constantly fluctuating (typically with the weather, as most crime rates do). Whatever research supports your theory that the crime rate has dropped in Chicago with less restrictive gun laws is some faulty research, I hate to tell you.



This must be one of those fluctuations.

82 shot, 14 killed in Chicago over 4th of July weekend.

So much for the dropping crime rate in Chicago hypothesis, I'd say.

http://my.chicagotribune.com/#section/544/article/p2p-80736131/

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 28 Jun 2014 16:40

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Topic: WTF?
Posted: 28 Jun 2014 16:38

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Topic: Washington Redskins: Time to change the name?
Posted: 28 Jun 2014 13:23



I find it amusing that you from Missouri (hickville USA) think of Washington (Nations Capital) Redskin Fans as hillbilly dipshit hicktards.

The more press this gets the less likely that anything will change because all this does is increase sales for the richest team in the league.

As a fan and resident for 45 years I don't believe anyone really finds this offensive. I think this is just one more thing the press cries about rather than tackle the real problems because they are scared.

I'm sorry if I offended your worldly and delicate cosmopolitan sensitivities.

I wasn't attempting to slur this fair nation's capital city. I can do much better than the above denigration (and have done so), here in this forum, numerous times.

I meant to adequately paint 75% of Snyder's professional football team's fanatics. You're obviously part of the cultured and progressive other 25% of their fan base.

You are correct however with your observation that Missouri is chock full of under-educated degenerate hicktards. There are boatloads of bassackward, hillbilly-biker, methamphetamine producing/trafficking/abusing dirtballs all over the Show-Me-State. How many of them give a shit about anything except chasing their next high, is anyone's guess.

I don't have to live in Missouri, but I can insulate myself from the stupidity. I also recognize it when I see it - and when I see it spewing from people who defend the use of that term.

It's pretty safe to claim that the word redskins is a known racial slur, but you keep living in your fantasy world - if that's what works best for you.


Topic: Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted: 24 Jun 2014 16:56

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Stories Published By WellMadeMale
Reclamation - part II

Staring into her deep cobalt orbs, I mentioned, “What I sense is that you’re not wearing jeans, and we need to beat feet - to Josh's apartment complex.” With another rough squeeze of her hand upon my cock, Sandra chastised, “That was fast, did you fly over here or what, you’re forty minutes early!” “I knew I better get here ASAP, or you’d be masturbating and we’d never get this done.” ...

Added 29 Apr 2010 | Category MILF | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 10,797 | 4 Comments

Reclamation

Part One I’d slid away from my computer desk an hour earlier, reheated some frozen leftovers and hastily eaten dinner and then I had taken a quick shower to wash the days’ dust out of my hair and eyes. Crawling under the false flooring of a twenty-year-old data center, pulling out nearly one-half-mile of ancient wiring and retrenching new fiber optic cables, kicks up half a ton of...

Added 28 Apr 2010 | Category MILF | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 17,829 | 4 Comments

Who's gonna drive you home...tonight?

“It's said that clothes, make the man...Sugar.” I hear you throatily purr into my ear as your agile, lithe and athletic, feminine form saws into my own frame. Seated in this plush leather couch, I tremble as your thick, light brown hair sashays against my right cheek as I sit upon my tooo eager-to-caress-you, hands... I feel your soft, warm touch upon my shoulder as your right hand slides...

Added 01 Nov 2009 | Category First Time | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 6,976 | 1 Comment

All I Want

I imagine you coming to me wearing only your newest, lacy negligee; black on  black, sheer, tantalizingly sensual, subtly promising. One of my gifts to you, from earlier this morning. The one I could hardly wait to see you in! I’m sitting at my dining room table, laid out before us, atop the glistening finish is an assortment of delicious condiments; left over from the feast this afternoon,...

Added 25 Oct 2009 | Category Love Stories | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 1,805 | 2 Comments

Tables Turned

Moist and supple lips lightly brush my shoulder as you snug the last silken knot around my wrists. Two long stylish ties bind my hands behind me to the oak dining room chair you have me sitting in. You got me butt-assed naked of course, and I’ve agreed to let you tie me up, tease me, dance for me.  I’d been thinking of you all day at the office and now…your near constant IM’s and sexy...

Added 17 Oct 2009 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 3,355 | 2 Comments

In hot water

The water is cascading off my chest, spraying upon your shoulder, drenching your luxurious hair, streaming down your temple - as your lips have found my left nipple and teeth gently nibble my nipple. Hot water funnels from my chest upon your blushed cheeks, your eyes almost closed.  Your left hand cradling my firm, muscular butt as your delicate, yet eager, petite right hand is...

Added 16 Oct 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 5,586 | 9 Comments

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