Forum posts made by wellmademale

Topic Why ask why? (inexplicable picture marathon)
Posted 18 Apr 2014 11:18

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Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Apr 2014 09:50

//www.youtube.com/embed/4lhuNh7TIwY

Topic Happy Birthday Curlygirly!! Post your birthday wishes here!
Posted 13 Apr 2014 09:33

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Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 12 Apr 2014 10:35

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Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 12 Apr 2014 09:59

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Topic Are-all-moderators-professional-writers-What-do-you-expect-from-me
Posted 12 Apr 2014 09:44

It isn't fun to have to send a story back to the author. It's actually a lot more work to do that than to click 'verify.' When sending a story back, we have to make mental notes through the story of which problems to address with the authors. Then we have to write a message to them addressing each issue and advise them on steps to take to fix those. We then attach links that site leaders have created to help authors with such problems as punctuation, verb tense, dialogue structure, content that is not allowed, proofing, etc.

It is a much more fun to click verify and know that the author is getting a message stating that their story is approved. What is really a lot of fun is to catch a story that is grammatically superior and so well written, with such a great workable storyline, that it is exceptionable and we can give it a Recommended Read.

I really suggest that when you write a story that you shoot for that goal. Every time you write a story, do your best to surpass your previous story. Push yourself to grow as a writer.

Buz... telling it how it really is.

Rejecting a story - sucks. Especially when the author isn't breaking one of the cardinal rules by trying to use a prohibitive theme or insert a scenario which is not allowed to be written about at Lush.

Those are easy rejections and sometimes - fun.

Story verifier is a rewarding job 90% of the time, or should be.

Thanks to all who do this and have done this...for the rest of us.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 11 Apr 2014 08:45

http://upload.lushstories.com/681603590-Horndawg.jpg

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 10 Apr 2014 17:28

.gifs or tube vids only folks, .jpegs and .jpgs - while cute and to the point - should be animated even slightly.

Looks like I require a Satire Patroller.




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Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 10 Apr 2014 05:20

If anyone thought I had some evidence of your NAMBLA affiliation or your charter membership in Fucktards Anonymous - please accept my apology for any such confusion.

The big reveal was that again, you've been shown a liar. And you lie about stupid little shitting things. So, naturally you lie about anything else which you think nobody can prove otherwise.

You've been caught, not just by me but by many other people, lying...fabricating, bullshitting... whatever you wish to call it. You knew what I was accusing you of this time, even went back so far as to try to correct it and cover it up... and that's been shown now too.

You work awfully hard Jack to be the dickhead around here.... and it's a lot easier to not be, isn't it?

But this is funnier.

About as funny as watching grass grow.

http://upload.lushstories.com/904801033-WhatEver.gif

Don't you have another internet forum where you can go practice up - and then bring your game to the majors?

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 09 Apr 2014 18:05



Actually, suspention was the gibbled garb I was thinking of.


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Four years later you're the same guy... How did you earn those Editor's Choice ribbons? You can't write for shit and you sure as hell can't spell. What's your secret, Jack?

See ya next year Mr. Suspention!

Isn't that funny? hello1 laughing3

Topic Funniest GIF marathon
Posted 09 Apr 2014 16:57

Mr 3 times suspended & 3 times gold ribboned...

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How the fuck that happens...? That's talent on loan from somewhere. He can't spell for shit and doesn't care, his editors will clean it up for him.

But for the rest of his readers...

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 09 Apr 2014 16:49

I missed beer day - around the world? W H A T ??!!??
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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 09 Apr 2014 16:42

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Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 09 Apr 2014 16:32

Yanno, RoccoTool and ChefKathleen would LOVE this... and the three of us barely got along.

But I love it too.

Thanks for playing Felix, see you in another 3 months.

Nudie - feel free to chime in here... You too, Dude.

In the meantime -- slide on down the road, man. I mean.. you've earned it, Jack.


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Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 09 Apr 2014 16:26

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I know you'll have a snappy reply... but, does it really matter? You win, pardner.

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 09 Apr 2014 16:22




So... How drunk were you when you thought the word suspended was a misspelling of the word suspension?

Actually, suspention was the gibbled garb I was thinking of.


http://upload.lushstories.com/606885905-SpillingFale.JPG

Four years later you're the same guy... How did you earn those Editor's Choice ribbons? You can't write for shit and you sure as hell can't spell. What's your secret, Jack?

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 09 Apr 2014 15:50

You want me to post the picture grab here and show your incompetence to the world?

What I am trying to tell you is ... Do.You.Think.I Would.Have.Set.Your.Dumbass.Up...and not had evidence to show the rest of Lush what a fucking moron you really are?

Isn't this funny? L16

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 09 Apr 2014 05:48

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Topic Every once in a while
Posted 08 Apr 2014 15:57

Bet you can't watch this without laughing.

//www.youtube.com/embed/1VuMdLm0ccU

Topic Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted 08 Apr 2014 14:37

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Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 08 Apr 2014 08:26

How many weeks of the year do you like extra bacon?


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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 07 Apr 2014 18:53

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Topic movie of the decade
Posted 07 Apr 2014 18:13

1990s...? It has to be this milestone of prehistoric puppetry and animatronics. It's a Roger Corman classic... Jurassic Park was rushed to the theater - trying in vain to be released ahead of this movie to capitalize upon the Carnosaur craze of 1993 - FFSs

//www.youtube.com/embed/KnaJmOH22gA

Topic movie of the decade
Posted 07 Apr 2014 18:10

Which decade?

1970s... Hands down this one. This would only be better if the bear/monster flew and shot laser beams out of its eyes. Just look at the star studded cast!

//www.youtube.com/embed/wVADAFmZXXQ

Topic Story length
Posted 07 Apr 2014 17:54

I must admit that I prefer longer rather than shorter. Too short and I'm left wanting more.

Wrong thread, man... we're discussing stories in this one.

geek

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 07 Apr 2014 17:44

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Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 06 Apr 2014 13:56

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Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 06 Apr 2014 09:29

^ LOL

I feel some tension in this thread...



Awww...this might merely be a figment of your own imagination. We are all friends here - at Lush.


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Incidentally, I'm just too lazy to make a separate post - the above image is not aimed at you, SP...nor anyone else who I may have been projected to have created this thread about. There are a lot of jagoffs in the internet world which we all frequent (or at least other forums I visit) and we can all use these images elsewhere, when applicable.

This is a fun, tension-relieving thread - inasmuch as the Rage Cage is, as well. Release the hounds!

Topic Rage or Satire expressed through .gifs or tube vids only
Posted 03 Apr 2014 12:28

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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 02 Apr 2014 10:15

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