The collage of titbits here on my profile should give the more curious of you an insight into who I am. As for those of you in search of sexy pictures, I’m sorry, but I don’t do photos. I’ve always wanted to be an author. Even as a kid, I imagined selling my novels on the front lawn, like a lemonade stand. While the dream has laid dormant during extended periods of doing what I thought I should, rather than what I wanted to, I’ve always had the bug. I’ve drafted a rather uninspired coming of age novel, and dabbled with a bit of travel writing, but it’s erotica that has finally ignited my motivation to get on with it. And it's already paying off. My most recent claim to fame is being asked to ghost write some werewolf romance stories for an e-publisher in the United States. Horses for courses I suppose, but it's been a fantastic experience.In my writing, I’m more interested in the emotional elements of the scenario, exploring the how and why, rather than just providing graphic descriptions of Tab A into Slot B. Don’t get me wrong, I love a hot, dirty fuck as much as the next person. It’s just that I prefer to be a little more thoughtful about it. Hopefully that comes across.As a writer, I desperately crave the validation of your votes and comments. And I greatly welcome any constructive criticism you’d care to offer, both positive and negative. Please help me to hone my skills by letting me know what you liked and what you didn’t. And in the spirit of the community, please make your comments public, so others can benefit from your feedback too.As for what turns me on, or gets me off, I tend to bounce around from one thing to the next. Whether it’s straight up and down romance, the intense jealousy of cuckolding, the filth of a torrid gangbang, or shoving your tongue up a hooker’s ass, I’m as open-minded as they come. I don’t judge, which is probably the consequence of a unique combination of volunteering for Lifeline and once owning a phone sex company. I’m one of those nuts who thinks this social networking business is all just one step closer to humanity being caged up with feeding tubes and wires in our brains that make us orgasm whenever we pull the lever. So please be patient with my limited socialising skills. I'm not a great chatter, or poker, or keeper upper with my friends, but I am trying to get the hang of all this.Regardless, I’d love to hear from those of you interested in casual friendship and writing. But if you cast your eyes down a moment to my Relationship Status, you'll see I’m not interested in an e-ffair.Thanks for taking the time.
I don't consider a girl a slut after any number of sexual partners. I try not to judge, and I try not to label. Whether a woman's a virgin, or she's just finished cleaning out the USS Nimitz, she's a human being who is worthy of respect. Her past isn't something that defines her, it's just the path she's taken to be where she is, hopefully in front of me and willing to share herself with me.I don't actually know how many partners my wife had before me, and I quite honestly don't care. As for me, about thirty or so.
Man, they can definitely rub the funk on it! It's actually refreshing to hear them properly for a change. Down here, the fucktard radio hacks always overlay a dance beat that just ruins it.It's such an awesome sound, that London Grammar - Lana Del Rey - Lorde - Florence and the Machine thing. Very cool indeed.
If your horny, Let's do it Ride it, My Pony My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it If your horny, Let's do it Ride it, My Pony My saddle's waiting Come and jump on itPony by Ginuwine
Congratulations to the winners, runners-up, and everyone else who entered. I'm still a couple of competitions behind, but I can't wait to read all the entries I missed.And as always, a thank you to the judges for a hard job done well.
Juno. Fuckin' Juno!
A bowl of coco pops and a tub of strawberry yoghurt.
A chicken parmie, chips and salad, and a pint of Pure Blonde. Then back to work for a sleepy afternoon.
I've only come across it once so far, and I actually found it a little grating. It didn't help that the story wasn't that good and my namesake was a bit of a dick. But in principle, I've got nothing against it.
Using too much stick and not enough carrot. Donkeys have feelings too, you know?
My wife's making me bacon and eggs. Mmm...
That gentle little knock at my bedroom door always made me smile. I watched the handle turn, and then waited for Scarlett to poke her head through. It was a pretty regular occurrence whenever she spent the night over at our place. As much as I loved my little sister, she wasn’t a morning person, and her bubbly best friend would often leave her alone in her room to sleep in for a couple of...
Added 24 Apr 2014 | Category First Time
| Votes 54 | Avg Score 5
| Views 26,211
| 29 Comments
I was woken by the metallic click of the deadbolt ramming home. The sound of Zoe’s high heels unsteadily clopping and scuffing across the tiles soon followed, before she stepped out of her shoes and kicked them under the side table. Dumping her purse and switching off the hall light I had left on for her, she padded straight into our bedroom. As much as I knew she wanted to, Zoe knew enough...
Added 01 Jan 2014 | Category Wife Lovers
| Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.87
| Views 15,157
| 27 Comments
Spots of dappled sunlight streamed through the trees and danced and twirled on the pavement as I waited for her outside the building. She was always late, frantically trying to keep up with her life. Not that I would ever want her life, I snorted to myself. Immediately regretting the thought, I focussed on the distant rush of traffic echoing softly through what had to be the last quiet...
Added 22 Nov 2013 | Category MILF
| Votes 35 | Avg Score 4.91
| Views 8,352
| 18 Comments
“Are you all right, mate?” It hurt to talk through the burning throb of my lips and cheek. I could already feel my left eye swelling shut as I pinched the bridge of my nose through the gauze to try and stop the bleeding. “Yeah,” Fang replied quietly. “I think it’s broken.” The blackhat medic crouched in front of him on the road, silently strapping his arm tightly to his chest to...
Added 21 Sep 2013 | Category Hardcore
| Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88
| Views 4,989
| 8 Comments
I emptied my glass, allowing the velvety smooth liquid to envelop my tongue. The rich aroma filled my nostrils, before that all too familiar burn comfortably gripped my throat. I sighed as I leaned forward to place the glass on the coffee table, the milky ice cubes tinkling in hopeful punctuation. There was another half a glass or so in the bottle, I knew. And it called to me. Refilled,...
Added 30 Aug 2013 | Category Straight Sex
| Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.96
| Views 14,636
| 7 Comments
I love laundry day. Sure, it’s an easy job, as far as housework goes, and I have the uncanny ability of making a few loads seem like I’ve cleaned the whole house. Although the smirk my wife gives me every time I declare the family’s clothes to be clean makes me think she might be onto me. But more than anything, it’s the perfect excuse to get my hands on my sister-in-law's dirty panties. ...
Added 28 Aug 2013 | Category BDSM
| Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.81
| Views 9,369
| 13 Comments
Attach a note to this member, which only you can see.
Please tell us why you think this profile page is inappropriate.
What would you like to do?