The collage of titbits here on my profile should give the more curious of you an insight into who I am. As for those of you in search of sexy pictures, I’m sorry, but I don’t do photos. I’ve always wanted to be an author. Even as a kid, I imagined selling my novels on the front lawn, like a lemonade stand. While the dream has laid dormant during extended periods of doing what I thought I should, rather than what I wanted to, I’ve always had the bug. I’ve drafted a rather uninspired coming of age novel, and dabbled with a bit of travel writing, but it’s erotica that has finally ignited my motivation to get on with it.And it's already paying off. My most recent claim to fame is being asked to ghost write some werewolf romance stories for an e-publisher in the United States. Horses for courses I suppose, but it's been a fantastic experience.In my writing, I’m more interested in the emotional elements of the scenario, exploring the how and why, rather than just providing graphic descriptions of Tab A into Slot B. Don’t get me wrong, I love a hot, dirty fuck as much as the next person. It’s just that I prefer to be a little more thoughtful about it. Hopefully that comes across.As a writer, I desperately crave the validation of your votes and comments. And I greatly welcome any constructive criticism you’d care to offer, both positive and negative. Please help me to hone my skills by letting me know what you liked and what you didn’t. And in the spirit of the community, please make your comments public, so others can benefit from your feedback too.As for what turns me on, or gets me off, I tend to bounce around from one thing to the next. Whether it’s straight up and down romance, the intense jealousy of cuckolding, the filth of a torrid gangbang, or shoving your tongue up a hooker’s ass, I’m as open-minded as they come. I don’t judge, which is probably the consequence of a unique combination of volunteering for Lifeline and once owning a phone sex company. I created my Affectionate profile over on Lit during the height of a bit of a…phase. And I’ve got a bit more of that sort of content over there, for those who are interested. When I came over to Lush, I tried to go more mainstream with my screen name to avoid typecasting myself, but in migrating my stories, the plagiarism police have come out of the woodwork and outed me. While I appreciate the concern, it appears that once you put something out there online, it’s there forever. Fucking internet!I’m one of those nuts who thinks this social networking business is all just one step closer to humanity being caged up with feeding tubes and wires in our brains that make us orgasm whenever we pull the lever. So please be patient with my limited socialising skills. I'm not a great chatter, or poker, or keeper upper with my friends, but I am trying to get the hang of all this.Regardless, I’d love to hear from those of you interested in casual friendship and writing. But if you cast your eyes down a moment to my Relationship Status, you'll see I’m not interested in an e-ffair.Thanks for taking the time.
Gone Away by The Offspring
Wheelbarrow style. :-"
Tell her you'll do the dishes when you get home, and then actually do it. Trust me, there won't be enough lemons in the world to wipe the smile off your face.
Technology definitely helps. I quite literally couldn't write without it. Although I do need to explore some options for capturing random thoughts when they arise, because my memory isn't quite up to the task.
I think the ability to filter what I receive on my Friends Activity Feed would be a great feature.For example, some friends have great taste in stories, and I'd like to know what they've voted and commented on. But their incessant posting in the Last Post Wins forum is flooding my feed. Similarly, some friends are fantastic wise asses in the forums, but I'm not interested in their story choices. And others I may just want to limit to blog updates etc.I don't know how you'd do it, maybe a grid?
I've done an FFM, and it was as hot as shit. But I found myself getting along better with one of the women and only really being interested in her. The other one was a bit standoffish, and after she jacked me off onto her friend after an hour or so, she just left us to it. I find the dynamics of three people often leads to one being left out.Having said that, I tend to prefer an MMF as a fantasy. There's something more raw and primal about it that really gets me going. But I don't know that I have the stones to try it in real life though.
YentlI don't have to have seen and/or liked it, do I?
I don't think you can help but put yourself into your own stories. Even when you're basing a character on someone else, it's your interpretation and your perception of them.But in answer to your question, I prefer to write in male first person, and it's pretty much me each time. Sometimes it's more of me than others, and I'm reacting, thinking and feeling differently to different situations, but for all intents and purposes, it's me. I've written a female first person story, which was incredibly hard, because you know, I have a penis. But even then, I injected elements of my own personality into her. I've got to write another one now, with a much younger, emotionally flighty main character. I'll be casting back to when I was a lot more impulsive and knew everything to write her, with plenty of observation thrown in for good measure.The other characters in my stories, while sometimes based on real people, are really just the stimulus for my main character (me) to react to. I take a lot more licence with them to drive the story.
Twats Yeah, what the hell, Kiera? They're my reason for living.
Oh my God! I just finished watching. What the fuck?!My blood is boiling. I can't believe how much of a psycho that Governor is. Excuse me, was. That was nowhere near enough a satisfying end for him. Although I do love that it was the nurse who finished him off.As for the rest of those sheeple who just followed him into evil. Seriously, that's so disappointing. Sure, it's a zombie apocalypse and everything, but strap on a pair and have some integrity. If I was in their camp, I'd be smiling politely and getting the fuck out of there. You make a good point, Doll, new guy + dead leaders = very bad things.Speaking of, do you think Rick did the right thing? I know his hand was forced when Hershel was murdered, but... My first thought was to invite everyone else but the Governor to join them. No way the forgive and forget routine was ever going to work. Give the others an out and isolate him. Convince them he's a psycho and take away their reason to fight.Then I was thinking, fine, just give up the prison and leave. Live to fight another day and all that. Not that he could be trusted, but still. Fighting was always going to be a lose-lose situation.Yeah, I don't know about the baby. That could go either way. If she is dead, they'll need an eye witness to confirm it when they all get back together. Oh, I can't believe we have to wait until February. That sucks ass! I know the high production values are taking a toll, but, man, I'm gagging for it!Hey, if I can have a bit of a nerd moment, has anyone else noticed how it never seems to rain on the show?
Spots of dappled sunlight streamed through the trees and danced and twirled on the pavement as I waited for her outside the building. She was always late, frantically trying to keep up with her life. Not that I would ever want her life, I snorted to myself. Immediately regretting the thought, I focussed on the distant rush of traffic echoing softly through what had to be the last quiet...
Added 22 Nov 2013 | Category MILF
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“Are you all right, mate?” It hurt to talk through the burning throb of my lips and cheek. I could already feel my left eye swelling shut as I pinched the bridge of my nose through the gauze to try and stop the bleeding. “Yeah,” Fang replied quietly. “I think it’s broken.” The blackhat medic crouched in front of him on the road, silently strapping his arm tightly to his chest to...
Added 21 Sep 2013 | Category Hardcore
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I emptied my glass, allowing the velvety smooth liquid to envelop my tongue. The rich aroma filled my nostrils, before that all too familiar burn comfortably gripped my throat. I sighed as I leaned forward to place the glass on the coffee table, the milky ice cubes tinkling in hopeful punctuation. There was another half a glass or so in the bottle, I knew. And it called to me. Refilled,...
Added 30 Aug 2013 | Category Straight Sex
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I love laundry day. Sure, it’s an easy job, as far as housework goes, and I have the uncanny ability of making a few loads seem like I’ve cleaned the whole house. Although the smirk my wife gives me every time I declare the family’s clothes to be clean makes me think she might be onto me. But more than anything, it’s the perfect excuse to get my hands on my stepdaughter’s dirty panties. ...
Added 28 Aug 2013 | Category BDSM
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The delicious aroma of onion and garlic simmering away in butter filled my nostrils as soon as I opened the door to my apartment. I smiled to myself. I loved it when Laura came over unannounced. "Hey, Sweety," I called, as I disgorged the contents of my pockets on the side table. "Daddy!" Laura beamed, skipping around the corner from the kitchen and throwing her arms around me. ...
Added 20 Jun 2013 | Category Incest
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That gentle little knock at my bedroom door always made me smile. I watched the handle turn, and then waited for Sophie to poke her head through. It was a pretty regular occurrence these days, and I was just so thankful she kept wanting to come in for her morning snuggle as she'd gotten older. Some of my close male friends had been hurt when their daughters had dialled back the affection...
Added 16 Jun 2013 | Category Incest
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