LOL well we can forgive you. Then I will hope to give you at least 3 or 4 mind blowing orgasms

Just three or four??? Have you lost your touch??? LOL!!!!

Yes I have where in the hell have you been. Then I would....

I have been haunting your dreams of course!!!!!!!

1) once or twice per week
2) six days ago
3) With her on top of me
4) Just about right

*woman suddenly falls for this Panther chap... mmmm... Morpheus....

*runs into the room stomping her feet... NO NO NO!!!!

Now I have this song stuck in my noggin and it never goes away!!!!!

*boogies and sings let's talk about sex babe-y let's talk about you and me.... oh la la!!! sex convo!!!!

1) Not near as often as I'd like
2) Had what? My sanity? Never. Had sex? I decline from answering that question seeing as I am not an American I cannot plead the fifth. Although I wish I were cause then that would just be neat to be able to walk abouts saying, I plead the fifth!!!
3) Ummmm... I am a slut. I like them all.
4) I refer you to my earlier answer above.

LOL!!! I got my threads mixed up!!! But I'd still say... did you miss me? then hump you silly.

I'd just whisper and ask... did you miss me?

To answer your questions...

Yuppers.
Teacher. Often as possible.
Been there done that, got the toys and wrote the stories.

Have you? Tisk tisk tisk... trying to get the info without sharing the info....

I'm old enough to be your grandmother!!!!! If we lived in a very oldfashioned time that is.

Give MericanNight a wedgie.

ME! I am an uber handsome MAN!!!!!

*looks down... crap. I knew I forgot to buy something while I was at the hospital!!!! I forgot my penis at the chemists!!!!!!

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To You; thank you… for everything…. me Sittingthere at her desk, her long auburn hair flowing over her shoulders. Her hand holding up her head, her green eyes glaze over behind the brown metal frame of her glasses. Her chest heaving when she sighs. In her right hand, her red marking pen falls to the desk, breaking the silence of her class. Her full red lips curl into a knowing smile as...

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I walk into the bar, and I know people see me. Tallest woman here, I know I'm seen. Seeing my friends waving, I waltz on over. Greetings are exchanged, flaky as usual. I drop my coat and purse and head towards the bar. Ordering five tequilas and knocking them back flat, order a tumbler of bourbon, kiss the bartender in thanks, pay and head back to the girls. The music is playing. I start...

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