About WorkAlone
Biography

I'm an over-educated professional who travels too much for work. I'm really just your basic outdoorsy geeky weirdo. I'm about 6 ft tall and have blond hair and blue eyes. I'm a "long answer" guy, I'm not usually into one-liners or quips outside of the "word games" forums where it's required. Words are all we have in here so why not use them? I believe that the English language has evolved spelling and grammar for a reason so please be respectful and use them. I'm not interested in playmates but I'm happy to make some friends.

I'm not going to cyber with anyone on Lush so don't ask, and know that I certainly didn't ask you. I may flirt a bit but please don't take that the wrong way. I'm a real person and I'm not into games or drama and I particularly hate lies. If you're a "real" person, I'd like to get to know you, but please don't try to be something you're not.

I am the same online as I am in real-life (well, with a few less feathers) and would prefer if my friends were as "real" with me.

Just to save you the trouble of asking, no, the picture on my av is not of me, it's just a pic that I like (It seems everyone posts this disclaimer so I figured I should too, just in case).

Name:
The Lush Penguin
Sex:
Male 
Age:
100
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
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Interests:
I love the elements. I love water: SCUBA, snorkelling, canoeing, kayaking, swimming, etc. I love being in the air: flying, kiting, etc. I enjoy the ground by hiking, camping, and driving randomly (and often very fast ) through the countryside. Fire is my sign and my personality. I love words. I love to hear the music of poetry read aloud. I love to hear friendly voices and gravitate towards podcasts to make my travel go by. I love the images well-written stories can put into my mind--I have a very active imagination. And, old-fashioned as it is, I like the printed page--the feel of a book in my hand, no power or internet required.
Favorite Books:
Like everything else, my interests are eclectic and I really enjoy a good story. On the non-fiction side, I relatively recently enjoyed Eat, Pray, Love; and Fiasco. On the fiction side Water for Elephants was a good read as were Monsters of Templeton, and Life of Pi. Lighter reads include Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Holt, and similar. On the more philosophical front, I always enjoy going through the Tao Te Ching, and enjoy more contemporary treatments such as The Universe in a Single Atom, The Blind Watchmaker, and The Yin-Yang Butterfly. In terms of erotica, I read here and "that other site", listen to Violet Blue whenever she makes something available (erotica read by a sexy woman's voice makes long drives go faster), and enjoyed Anne Rice's Exit to Eden and Sleeping Beauty series. My brain usually provides some of the tastiest imagry, I just wish my writing was up to sharing it.
Favorite Authors:
I move a lot between authors but there are a few I seem to go back to. Douglas Coupland, Yann Martel, Tad Williams, Richard Dawkins, David Sedaris, and Seth Godin, all come to mind. To be fair, I am also a big fan of Dan Savage and Ira Glass, having listened to all of their podcasts over the last several years, but I think of them of pod/radio broadcasters rather than "authors" per se.
Favorite Movies:
Movie preferences are mood dependent again. I love Pixar films and their Dreamworks equivalents (favorites being Up, Incredibles, and Kung Fu Panda); more abstract films like Moulin Rouge, The Fisher King, Blade Runner, Being John Malkovich, and The Men who Stare at Goats; the Monty Python feature films with Life of Brian being my favorite; and the occasional action movie, particularly those with a sense of humor like True Lies, the James Bond films, and the Men in Black movies. Real Genius, When Harry met Sally, Office Space and other comedies, particularly those with some intelligence are a welcome break from reality.
Favorite Music:
Good music transcends genre. I have hundreds of CDs (~5000 tracks on my iPod) and they only cover about half of the music I enjoy. My choice always varies by mood. Darker moods get Nine Inch Nails, Skinny Puppy, Carter USM, etc. Working out, I go for boppier pop stuff like BEP, P!nk, etc. Mellow moods get Jazz (Chet Baker and Ella Fitzgerald being big favorites). Happy moods get a wide range with Ska (Specials, English Beat, and the like) getting a lot of attention. General listening may range from Hard Rock (Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, etc.) to Classic Rock (Rush, Ozzy, Eagles, etc.) to just about anything else (including movie and theatre music). I like music that's [i]different[/i] in general. Interesting listens for me include Rusted Root, Moxy Fruvous, Enigma, US3, and lots of independents who didn't survive past their demo albums, lol.
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Stories Published By WorkAlone
A Very Warm Welcome

Walking into my room, I see you waiting for me. As commanded you are bent over my bed, naked, presented, and rubbing; the moisture visibly running down your thighs from the work of your busy fingers. I was a little later than I expected, and I wonder just how long you’ve been like this, exposed, vulnerable, and eager for my touch. I see your legs trembling and I have my answer—it’s...

Added 09 Jan 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 2,080 | 6 Comments

The Naughty ABCs

A is for always, how often you want to fuck B is for my balls, the ones you love to suck C is for your cookie, that needs so much to be filled D is for the deep, the way you need to be drilled E is for the ecstasy, you gave to me last night F is for that thing I did to both your orifices so tight G is for your G-spot, where my fingers make you squirt H is for your silky...

Added 26 Jun 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 653 | 7 Comments

On Waking

You wake softly with a yawn and a smile on your face. The dream was so vivid, so real, and so very, very sexy. You feel your nipples, hard and tight on your chest, rubbing against the texture of the sheets as you play back the details in your mind. My arm lies across you in the dark room, reminding you that you're not alone tonight. You feel my breath, soft, warm, and even against the back...

Added 31 Aug 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 3,401 | 8 Comments

Allie's Birthday Present, the Conclusion

Wednesday Evening (your birthday) The day passes achingly slowly. You work retail and your sex-addled brain considers the masturbation potential of every item. You’re very creative and your need makes you fantasize about being spanked, penetrated, clamped, bound, and made to suck on a surprising array of objects. In the quieter moments, you try to imagine what’s in the gold box. You...

Added 07 Jul 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.38 | Views 5,620 | 5 Comments

Allie's Birthday Present, Part 3

Wednesday Morning (your birthday) You wake late again, sleep fading slowly. This is the one perk to the later shifts you’ve been working: the leisurely morning wake-ups. You look at the clock and see the pattern of numbers “10:28” and smile, the 28 reminding you that today is your birthday. You stretch, then catch yourself, worried (and maybe hoping), needlessly, that you will be caught...

Added 06 Jul 2010 | Category Masturbation | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 6,713 | 4 Comments

Allie's Birthday Present, Part 2

Tuesday Yesterday was hell. After the excruciating tease of the morning, he just disappeared. You felt every drop of your shower on your skin, felt the water flowing down your neck, between your ample breasts, tickling slightly as it ran down your tummy and then flowing over your smooth shaved mound to tease anew at your clit. Your skin was so sensitive, so alive. You didn’t know how...

Added 24 Jun 2010 | Category Bisexual | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 5,980 | 4 Comments

Allie's Birthday Present, Part 1

For Allie This story was written for Allie as a birthday gift. Happy Birthday, Trouble! Monday You wake up lying on your side snug, warm, and comfy nestled in the sheets but sstill tired from working the night before. Consciousness comes slowly and reluctantly this morning, the desire to just stay in this Never-Never Land of semi-consciousness hard to resist. You eventually find...

Added 23 Jun 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 5,907 | 5 Comments

Changing Jobs

You hated to leave your old job.  You’d made some good friends and had worked there long enough to be sincerely sorry to leave it behind.  Things had changed, and it just wasn’t the same anymore.  A few shake-ups, some conflicts with new staff who just didn’t get it, and other issues made it feel like it wasn’t where you wanted to be anymore.  As things got worse, you were able to stay sane...

Added 10 Mar 2010 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.72 | Views 8,849 | 5 Comments

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