About agent1967

Hopelessly nerdy. I'm the guy you avoided in high school. Honestly, what more need be said? I have excellent table manners, though.

Date Joined:
01 Dec 2011
Last Visit:
20 Dec 2013 (125 days ago)
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Georgia, United States
I appreciate the Muppets on a much deeper level than you.
Favorite Books:
Waaaaaaaaaay too many to list! I'll have to think about this one.
Favorite Movies:
The Third Man, Casablanca... Pixar animation, old Film Noir
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 22 Nov 2012 19:35


Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 20 Jul 2012 14:36

Pass, but we can have a beer and talk about all the dudes on Lush who pose as lesbians!

Topic: random question to all the american readers out there
Posted: 16 Jul 2012 13:50

Now I want to know!

Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 05 Jul 2012 23:07


Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 02 Jul 2012 00:27

Pass, but will challenge her to a game of Jenga.

Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 30 May 2012 08:27

dinner and a movie first

Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 01 Apr 2012 21:26


Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 22 Mar 2012 10:23

He's a pirate and pirates are cool.

Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 22 Mar 2012 10:21


Topic: Fuck or Pass
Posted: 03 Mar 2012 02:19


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He said, she said

Well, I wonder what you taste like... I'd like to disrobe you slowly and run my fingers across your bare back and stomach, delicately tracing the outline of your tattoos just so it barely touches the hairs on your back. Then I'd kiss them gently and blow cool air on the moisture, causing you to get goose bumps... I'd love to lay you down and stand over you, so I could massage your face and...

Added 02 Dec 2011 | Category First Time | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,508 | 1 Comment

Reunion with an old lover

It's a hot but lovely summer day in the Nevada State Park, where we've decided to rendezvous. A slight breeze is blowing through my salt-peppered hair while I nervously wait on a bench outside the visitor's center. This is our first meeting in years and I am as apprehensive as I am excited. What will the chemistry be like in person? Can lightning be captured twice? I've changed physically,...

Added 01 Dec 2011 | Category Love Stories | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 1,451 | 3 Comments

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Posted: 11 Dec 2013 20:45

Posted: 17 Aug 2013 19:29
Posted: 17 Aug 2013 10:49
happy birthday!

Posted: 17 Aug 2013 10:08

Happy birthday!!
Posted: 17 Aug 2013 00:39
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 22 Dec 2012 18:45
merry christmas!

Posted: 17 Aug 2012 18:49
hope your birthday is everything you want it to be...

Posted: 16 Aug 2012 19:35
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 18 Jul 2012 14:18
hello..... have you read anything of mine lately?

Posted: 30 Dec 2011 14:34
Thank you for the add, sorry it took so long to respond!
Posted: 01 Dec 2011 14:05
Anytime, dear lovely lady!
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