About Alexandra_A
Biography

I suffered for my art: now it's your turn.

Things you need to know about me:
I'm Alexandra.
I was born in Russia, though left when I was very small.
I'm very girlie; love soft, pink girlie things. And hard, pink manly things.
Hence, I'm not quite a virgin.

A page containing links to everything I've published is here:
http://selfpublishersshowcase.com/alexandra-amalova/

If you care to pay a visit, you will see I've self-published five compilations of erotic short stories, an anthology of naughty poetry, and a naughty novella too, totalling around 245,000 carefully chosen and artfully arranged words. Follow the links from Self-Publishers' Showcase or simply search Amazon for Alexandra Amalova if you'd like to take a closer look. Many of the included tales have been posted here, and many received Recommended Reads from Lush's discerning moderators!

I live on the same tiny island as The Beatles, Shakespeare, Dickens, Newton, Turner, the BBC, IKB, Alan Turing, Stephen Hawking, Churchill, Elgar, The NHS, Tim Berners-Lee, P.G. Wodehouse, James Bond, George Formby, the Brontes, Judy Dench, The Rolling Stones, and a plethora of brilliant, innovative, eccentric, quirky and wonderfully warm-hearted people. There are no killer insects or animals here, and no killer meteorology or seismology. Every worthwhile sport was codified here; almost every worthwhile invention was invented here. It's not perfect, but wouldn't you agree I'd be a fool to want to live anywhere else?

Right from the off, I ought to say that I'm not really the chatty type. Can't really see the point (that's almost a pun. Almost.) though don't mind if you all talk amongst yourselves.

Name:
Alexandra
Sex:
Female 
Relationship Status:
Single
Interests:
I love writing, cooking, reading, classical music, playing the ukulele, gardening, documentaries, the Shipping Forecast, Earl Grey, blue cheese... all the wild interesting stuff that has guys flocking around me. Oh, and er, sucking cock. Yeah, sucking cock... and er licking pussy. And other naughty stuff!

The fact I'm finding it hard to think about - let alone write about - sex, should just about kill me off as a prospective 'friend' on a site such as this. I read others' graphic physical descriptions of where they put what and what bodily fluids are thus exuded and I have to turn away whilst considering what primitive, emotionally incontinent creatures we are.

I rarely set out to write erotica; sex is simply a theme I often explore; hence, I only address cocks and cunts indirectly, preferring to engage the reader's mind first. If you are simply a cock or a cunt, you are unlikely to find satisfaction here. Best move along and take your pleasure elsewhere.
Favorite Books:
Sexiest, most action-packed book I ever read was The Old Testament. It's overflowing with masturbation, sodomy, adultery, incest, reluctance, bestiality, murder, revenge, war, and all punctuated by cataclysmic natural disasters. There are no virgins at all. No peace either. That's where The New Testament got it wrong, why it doesn't sell so many.
Favorite Authors:
Justin Cronin, CJ Cronin, AJ Cronin, Doreen Cronin, Helena Cronin, Ali Cronin.
Favorite Movies:
The producers, The birds, The Matrix... anything with 'The' in it. Oh, and Donnie Darko (or Donny the Darko as it's known in our house).
Favourite TV Shows:
Almost anything on BBC4
Favorite Music:
Dear sir or madam,
Will you read my book? It took me years to write; will you take a look?

Jazz (all of it), classical (most of it), 60's rock and pop. And the very sadly-missed Bert Jansch.

Gustav Holst once said, "Never compose anything unless the not composing of it becomes a positive nuisance to you".

I believe the same could be said for writing. If you didn't have anything to say, you wouldn't speak, would you? Don't worry about writer's block and all that nonsense: when you have something to say, you'll have something to say.
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Topic: Lush, and turnover rate.
Posted: 04 May 2014 15:54

I think the reason may be:
Life is fast here, speeded up a thousand-fold. Relationships blossom and die in days. Others get involved, take sides; people are shunned, leave in a huff. New lovers come and go as virtual relationships can soon lose their fire. People quickly get bored, need new stimuli. It's the way of the modern world: why work at what you've got when something new is around the corner? Especially something titillating and off-limits. It's immature, childish, and promotes a shallow, superficial existence that perfectly suits the free market economy. Sex, consumerism and the internet were simply made for each other.

And then, of course, real-life partners suspect the worst, check histories, confront and threaten. We never evolved for this. It happened too fast. The choices are too great; the temptations too vast; and the flesh is very, very weak...

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Seduction Stories" Competition
Posted: 04 Mar 2014 08:10

Thanks to whomever considered my little sex-free cookery manual to be amongst the top three sex stories in the latest comp. What must your minds be like? :)

I am truly honoured being placed above so many wonderful writers, and the pleasure I continue to enjoy coming directly beneath Liz and Sprite is, quite frankly, beyond compare :) Congratulations to you two ladies for your incredible tales :) xxx

Topic: Favorite Line You've written
Posted: 27 Jan 2014 09:45



This stanza from your poem is brilliant - such a clever and witty use of words, all propelled by an unerring sense of rhythm.

For something of my own, I quite like the closing couplet of my "Sonnet on an hand-job in a pub garden":

"And suddenly he comes, great streams of mess,
With most of it, alas, upon my dress."




As always, you combine sensuality with a touch of the surreal and a great runny dollop of humour! Brilliant xxx

Topic: Favorite Line You've written
Posted: 18 Jan 2014 05:42

This baited 'best line' thread has hooked some beauties; to it may I add my uncontroversial wriggling minnow:

So, Old Nick nicks our knickers, steals the kinky drawers of vicars, while the fallen angels frolic - a black mass of diabolic lycra, leather, latex lingerie for his Satanic Majesty.

Topic: AUTHORS - 6 New Categories - Please move any stories you have which would be better suited to the ne
Posted: 14 Jan 2014 23:38



How you manage to insult our readers, authors, moderating team and this site, all on one post, is quite amazing.

It's a shame. You are a talented author, no doubt, but your attitude really does need some adjustment (it stinks).

My 2 cents

There was no intention to cause offense or to insult anyone. I am an adult with carefully considered opinions amongst other adults with the same, not a naughty child in a classroom, and had a point to make, a valid one, I thought, and I made it in an ironic and light-hearted way. If authors, moderators and the site are offended, then I withdraw it unreservedly. As site owner, it is obviously your prerogative to assess my attitude and publish your opinion on it. There is nothing more to add but to say sorry again to everyone I have offended.

Topic: How would you rate the avatar above, bland.. good.. funny... or perfect?
Posted: 14 Jan 2014 15:36

You are the demon of the seamen! Classic Jack Tar with a couple of fingers from Captain Birdseye... Irresistible!

Topic: AUTHORS - 6 New Categories - Please move any stories you have which would be better suited to the ne
Posted: 14 Jan 2014 15:26



Surely the greater consideration should go to those readers that might happen across something they did not wish to read, as opposed to those that don't really know what they are looking for.



Ah. Yes. The readers. I hadn't considered them at all, to be honest. I imagined they would look after themselves, are probably old enough and hardy enough to survive viewing 'specialist adult material' without being too shocked and offended :)

'Surely' or not, I stick by what I said: too many categories narrows the readers' minds... possibly narrows the writers' minds too. I understand how Incest might offend and needs to be kept separate - as do its advocates and their resulting progeny - but other than that, I feel the categories need to be broad. One could argue that a love story is a love story, whether it's under the sea, on another planet, or between two consenting restless spirits. Why does it need breaking down into smaller categories?

Though I am speaking from an artistic (if that's not too pompous. It is, isn't it? Artistic is always pompous...) rather than an economic perspective, I can fully appreciate how more categories may well fit a more successful business model. Thankfully, making money from my writing - or from others' writing for that matter - will never be a major concern of mine :) x

Despite the above, another category just struck me: First time writer
Or better: brand spanking new first time writer
And another: Reluctant spell checker
And: Comma? Whats a comma? Or an apostrophe, for that matter?
And the famous: Story? What story?

Anyone got any more for the next round of nano-category specialisms? :)

Topic: AUTHORS - 6 New Categories - Please move any stories you have which would be better suited to the ne
Posted: 14 Jan 2014 13:40

Categories are all well and good, and the addition of some new ones may be a boon to some; however, the smaller the pigeonhole, the fewer pigeons that are likely to call in. Yes, being more genre-specific and specialist may help a reader find exactly what they want, but what about readers stumbling onto something they maybe did not want, but end up enjoying? Sometimes, the broader the category, the more diverse the experience for the general reader, and thus the broader the resultant mind. Just a thought :)

But, conversely and even more blinkering, when posting stories, I have often thought the following: it would be useful if I could choose two categories for this story. Maybe cross-dressing/sci-fi. How about supernatural/gay male? Or lesbian/milf. Just another thought...

Topic: POV - which and why?
Posted: 08 Jan 2014 13:40



I've never tried a story in second person. I suppose it would be necessary to be very clear if the narrator is taking about him/herself (essentially talking to one's self or describing one's own actions), taking about the reader, or objectively observing another person in the story.

I can see a lot of difference between 'I fucked him' and 'She fucked him.' With a third person limited omniscient POV all the narrator can do is explain what is physically going on (which in itself can be enlightening and insightful). But with 'I fucked him' the narrator has free reign to go into their internal aspects: why fuck him? how do I feeling about fucking him? What do I hope to get out of the encounter or achieve? etc.



Well, yes, there is a difference, but if the 'story' is simply about two people fucking then I'm not interested in who did what to whom or what the POV is; I'd rather have a cup of tea and watch Grand Designs. That was my point, though I didn't make it very clear :) x

Topic: POV - which and why?
Posted: 08 Jan 2014 08:00

Why this obsession with odd ordinal numbers? What's wrong with second and fourth? And will fractions and decimals ever get their say?

I think for erotic short stories, first person is generally more effective, more intimate and arousing, allows a more personal perspective on what is generally a very personal interaction and thus makes the whole more believable. I've written erotic stories in third person and have later changed them to first and found them more effective, but I suppose it depends what your aims are, what you are trying to say and why.

However, if you are simply choosing between 'I fucked him,' or 'she fucked him,' I can't imagine it will make much difference.

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A squirt in the hand is worth two in the bush

A squirt in the hand is worth two in the bush Especially if you're in a rush There's nothing more delicious nor disgusting Than a warm and sticky Slick and icky Handful of ejaculate To make you late * Party: There'll be tarty Flirty dirty Girls  A last reminder Know who owns you I do I do In the hallway Unannounced I rub you Deftly undo Whip it out and ...

Added 13 Jun 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,055 | 22 Comments

Box

What manner of place is this? No light. No sound. I quell the terror rising in my breast and strain to listen, to hear beyond the muffled space into which I am squeezed. Timbers creak. The Earth groans. In the ensuing silence, I sense my own pulse; slow and distant as the stars; shallow as a leafy grave. I remember nothing. Nothing but a name. Daniel. The name opens a door. Now I...

Added 22 May 2014 | Category Supernatural | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,018 | 21 Comments

Editor's Pick Bread of Heaven

Auto-cue 1 The mass-production of our daily staple (waggle the limp, blanched slice till my tits jiggle) has debased it, devalued it, ripped it (dramatically tear it in half) from the core of our diet to lie curled and pasty on the periphery (toss it over shoulder; pick up wine glass and toy with it). I have barely (steal a glance at understated Rolex) twenty-five minutes to eradicate...

Added 05 Feb 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,567 | 21 Comments

Recommended Read Three minute warning

I'm plain and know it. Don't need anyone to tell me. Make-up and nice clothes are wasted on me, create a caricature, a parody of sensuality. So usually, wisely, I don't bother. However, today is a special day, a day when I have to try my best to look my best and thus open myself to ridicule. I approached the desk with justifiable trepidation. The tweedy receptionist smiled patronisingly at...

Added 14 Dec 2013 | Category First Time | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 14,358 | 24 Comments

Death's stealthy arrow

I cling to speeding, spinning cones of lead That pierce the air and armour, skin and bone; Once deep inside, I ditch my deathly ride, Spread dark destruction, quell life's fragile wick. * I cleave to sharpened shards of stainless steel That separate the living from the dead. A scratch, a nick, a cut will let me in To fester in the ragged bloodied meat. * I steal by...

Added 23 Jan 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 596 | 8 Comments

The lovers of Antipodei 3 (part 2 of 2)

On the thirteenth day, scraping woke me. Scratching and scraping. From the surface end of the tunnel. Improbably fortuitously, a ship had arrived. And they were digging me out. I tapped furiously, clung to any hope. I've been so lucky, been close to death and escaped so many times - I knew a pile of rocks could never get the better of me. Another thought sobered me: even if I get out...

Added 05 Jan 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,742 | 12 Comments

The lovers of Antipodei 3 (part 1 of 2)

Antipodei 3. Satellite1. Rotation 9: 2347 I am Moon. I rise and fall with the tides. I turn my face to match the seasons, though I always stay the same. I am unknowable, but you will come to know about me. I am untouchable, but across time you can touch me. Without the 'you', there are no words. Without the 'you', I never existed. Thank you for finding me, for once found I know I will never...

Added 04 Jan 2014 | Category Love Stories | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,982 | 11 Comments

Two minutes seven inches of Heaven

I remember everything single thing about it. The squealing windscreen wipers on the bus, slightly out of sync, one completing seven cycles to the other's six. Condensation streaking down my window, collecting in the rubber seal then sloshing out whenever the bus slowed, accelerated or stopped. I was cold, my polyester cardigan, short cotton dress, insignificant shoes and soggy tights...

Added 23 Jul 2013 | Category Love Stories | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 1,728 | 19 Comments

A sin begets a son begets a sin

'Klara? Where are you going, my love?' 'Out. Simply out. I need some air. This house is stifling.' My husband shakes his head. 'It is getting late. I should walk with you.' 'No, my love!' I try hard not to sound too insistent. 'Finish your meal.'  Alois nods then scrapes his spoon across his plate and shovels its captured contents beneath his untidy grizzled moustache. I know he...

Added 30 Jun 2013 | Category Love Stories | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.64 | Views 2,771 | 14 Comments

Sex machine

The machine was built for pleasure. Independent of external forces, it rocked and rolled, ebbed and flowed on cushioning foam and silent springs. Touching parts were exquisitely oiled so they moved freely, yet still maintained sufficient contact. A delicious necessary friction. The machine was tireless, drew on an infinite primeval power source. Its cycles were random, yet...

Added 24 Nov 2013 | Category Love Stories | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 2,466 | 15 Comments

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Dreamer90
Posted: 11 Jul 2014 05:07
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Posted: 07 Jul 2014 03:10

Enjoying the sunshine.
imahotguy
Posted: 04 Jul 2014 03:12
Thanks for the add
Dreamer90
Posted: 04 Jul 2014 03:10
Independence is worth fighting for.
Dreamer90
Posted: 03 Jul 2014 10:35
I just saw the results for the last competition.

Congrats on a well deserved 5th placed.
Dreamer90
Posted: 03 Jul 2014 10:34

Looking forward to getting to read your chapter. xx
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ensensuous
Posted: 30 Jun 2014 09:16
ensensuous
Posted: 30 Jun 2014 08:51
You're welcome~~!
ensensuous
Posted: 27 Jun 2014 10:34
Great_weekend? Nahhhh...Have_an_astounding_weekend

Dreamer90
Posted: 27 Jun 2014 09:37
True, I am a tease ...

... with a great ass.
Dreamer90
Posted: 27 Jun 2014 08:42

I was kidding. I still have an entire library of your free stuff. thank you for that. xoxo
Dreamer90
Posted: 27 Jun 2014 08:34
I have spent my day reading everything you published on lush. Very enjoyable as always.

Now you need to go write some more. xxx
Dreamer90
Posted: 27 Jun 2014 07:19

I always enjoy your stories so much. I would love beta reading.
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