About altysmiffy

Tend to be more the voyeur these days - one reason I love erotic stories, but would still love to act out fantasies. Interested in a bit of chat, a bit of exploration, a bit of fantasy, a bit of women's clothing. Oh! And enjoyment. I don't believe in heterosexuality, homosexuality etc, just sexuality.

Nick Smith
Date Joined:
07 Feb 2012
Last Visit:
22 Jan 2013 (449 days ago)
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Irvine, Ayrshire, United Kingdom
A bit of fantasy, a bit of sport (football, cricket n playing golf), a bit of this, that and the other, small furry things, sci-fi, drama, comedy and orgasms. I enjoy that which is a wee bit different - or very different!
Favorite Books:
Any I haven't coloured in yet! Humour, sports (cricket, golf), local history.
Favorite Authors:
No real favourites, though I do like Asimov and Colin Dexter amongst others.
Favorite Movies:
Star Wars, Local Hero, films on Syfy channel (they tend to be so dire they are brilliant), Lassie Come Home, Where Eagles Dare, and too many more to mention.
Favorite Music:
Nothing very raw, somewhat middle of the road tastes from Abba, Jarre, Carlisle, Ultravox to Nuclear Pussy, OMD and Ace of Base! (Eclectically iffy!)
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Topic: If you COULD suck your own dick....?
Posted: 07 Feb 2012 15:52

You bet I would!!!!

Topic: How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?
Posted: 07 Feb 2012 15:41

I met Angelina Jolie the other day - she said she would have sex with me if I had an 8 inch penis.

I said to her, "You're out of luck - I'm not shrinking my willy for anyone!"

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Posted: 01 Mar 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 01 Mar 2013 04:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 02 Mar 2012 12:26
Thank you for adding me as a friend x

The Lush Attention Whore
Posted: 29 Feb 2012 23:13
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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