Untie him and give him a beer, then show him the door. Note Lincolnshire hospitality

****

Jerk myself off over her face

I once held an auction for a Lowry, which fetched £100,000

Rip her bra off and suck her tits!

Fuck!

I'm going to give it a go!!! Not sure how good I am writing in the third person, but will do my best :)

I’m not going to boast that this is based on fact, nor admit that it’s fiction. I’ll leave you, the reader to decide. It’s not that I felt any older when I turned 40. Nothing had tangibly changed in my life. I had the same number of grey hairs in my otherwise dark hair. I could still run two miles in 16 minutes. It was that little number four. Suddenly I wasn’t a 30 something. I had clung on...

Added 28 Mar 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.68 | Views 7,212 | 5 Comments

Rob opened his eyes and for a moment had that slightly surreal feeling one gets upon waking in a strange bed. He had a wood on. He often did first thing in the morning. Any signs of it fading were scotched as he recalled the previous night; how could he forget such an amazing experience. A fantastic blow job from two girls and identical twins at that. The chink of bright light streaming...

Added 10 Mar 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 8,311 | 2 Comments

Rob sighed with a huge sense of a relief when he saw the light ahead. He had walked for hours, becoming increasingly desperate that he would be spending the night on the bleak moor land. His map had long since disintegrated, his compass was on the blink and he was cold and damp. He followed the track and then saw the cracked, weathered sign. It just read 'Bed and Breakfast.' A few more...

Added 05 Mar 2012 | Category Incest | Votes 42 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 10,775 | 9 Comments

Matt was just like any ordinary single man, doing his nine to five job at the biscuit factory and relaxing at weekends with a little fishing by the old canal near his house. He was single for now and being still thirty three thought he still had a few years in him before he worried about settling down. Matt was no saint, but at the same time he valued his morals and the standards he had...

Added 04 Mar 2012 | Category Taboo | Votes 66 | Avg Score 4.58 | Views 33,490 | 6 Comments

The serialization of my mate’s diaries of his experiences at an All Girl’s Finishing School. His latest email seemed to approve of my reworking of his diary 20/01/12  21:01  Dude that latest story was just right. You captured the atmosphere down in that hostel in Cornwall spot on. Regards Jeff. 20/01/12 21:06  No worries Jeff. You are one lucky mother fucker though. This is hot! ...

Added 12 Feb 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.77 | Views 6,427 | 3 Comments

I had been contacted out of the blue by Jeff, an old college buddy by email in the New Year. He had bragged about his new job and I was rightly envious after reading the notes from his diary. I emailed him to congratulate him on his efforts and to check if he liked how I had reworked it. 11/01/12 21:41 Hi Jeff, that was hot mate. You lucky bugger! I think you’ll like my take on your...

Added 30 Jan 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 7,462 | 7 Comments

Just as I was running out of things to write about in my own sex life my old mate has come to the rescue with a tantalising diary of sexual exploits that will blow you away. I thought I had got lucky but he’s come up smelling of roses…or should that be smelling of pussy - and no mistake. I hadn’t heard from Jeff, a pal from college for a couple of years when he told me that he was going...

Added 26 Jan 2012 | Category Taboo | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 9,326 | 6 Comments

It was New Year’s Day and I had just spent the night with a beautiful 19 year old girl called Stacey, who I had met at a store in town. She works on one of the tills there, I just gave her my number and the rest as they say, is history. Stacey is quite an independent little soul but really sweet and cute too. She stands at 5 feet one, with green-brown eyes and quite long, very dark brown...

Added 02 Jan 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.64 | Views 4,603 | 4 Comments

It was New Year’s Eve and I was doing some shopping for essential provisions. Town was heaving with fit girls, and I felt a bit envious of people with a regular girlfriend. I had no obvious shag in sight and was deflated, especially after being spoiled all year with Lorna and Danielle. My niece was with my sister in Derbyshire with friends and Danielle was in Dorset with her parents. It...

Added 01 Jan 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 4,784 | 4 Comments

James Warner sat in his chair during his lunch break and opened the second drawer in his desk. He took a sip of the coffee his secretary had made and flicked through the lingerie catalogue that he kept hidden away. He had a craving for girls in pantyhose. There were four pages of the lovely models in various poses. They stood in such a way to hide their intimate parts, but even then it still...

Added 13 Dec 2011 | Category Taboo | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.76 | Views 9,807 | 7 Comments