05 Mar 2014 02:19
People who live in glass houses shouldn't ................................ masturbate in the daytime
03 Mar 2014 08:27
'I suffer from kleptomania.....when it gets bad, I take something for it
01 Mar 2014 04:42
Vegetarians... if they love animals so much then why do they keep eating all their food?
27 Feb 2014 04:57
50 million wouldn’t buy Wayne Rooney and I am one of them
20 Feb 2014 06:10
Just passed an RAC Patrolman sitting in his van sobbing his heart out.....that guy's heading for a breakdown.
18 Feb 2014 03:58
I love that warm cosy feeling when you put clothes on straight out of the tumble dryer..
But this woman in the laundrette is giving me some strange looks though.....maybe its her dress..
10 Feb 2014 09:14
Broken pencils are pointless.
05 Feb 2014 09:04
Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy 'cause it was so damn hairy
15 Jan 2014 00:37
I had Asparagus Spears last night....don't tell Brittany
13 Dec 2013 04:51
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
06 Dec 2013 01:46
Christmas Tip: Don't buy a Three-Bird Roast for Xmas dinner - buy a Vulture instead; it will probably have all three inside anyway!
15 Nov 2013 03:07
Constipation stories.....apologies for the backlog.
05 Nov 2013 07:39
Parenting - Part joy and part guerrilla warfare
31 Oct 2013 04:08
I wonder if all the other bedrooms have to do what the master bedroom says.
20 Sep 2013 06:23
What’s the difference between a pay cheque and a penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your pay cheque.