Wassup people, my real name is John, im origionally from North East of England, but i've just returned to the UK after 2 years travelling in beautiful Australia , its been an incredible Journey and nothing short of amazing. Ok about me. Im definately a social person, meeting new people is one of my favorite things and I love making new friends. I enjoy social drinking and probably party way to much, but what the hell, I enjoy it. I have great friends in England, and thanks to my travels I made a thousand more in Oz, travel has become my new love. Having a laugh and a joke with people makes my world go round, I've always been outgoing, and consider myself to have a sense of humor and generally find it easy to mix in . Also a big fan of gaming and online stuff, i spend waaaay too much time on the internet lol, and i used to play ps3 alot too (too bad i sold it when i left for Oz), but yeah love my video game, particularly Final Fantasy, love stuff like that!. Privately I'm a very sexual person, in fact sex i think is one of the best thing life has to offer! I'm in life for the journey, and that means having many experiences. Ive considered doing erotic writing for a while now, sure porn can be okay to watch, but i think words actually hold far more power and can have a greater effect on people. I just stumbled across this site purely by accident, i was just looking for some erotic stories to read, when i saw this site i was intrigued, and thought it would be something fun to try my hand at it, and see what people of think of both me and my writing. I'm happy to make friends and have some good banter here, but im not looking for anything in particular, sure i would chat and message if i like somebody, and i'll uploading some pics so people can see who i am, but I don't do naked pics or anything, i'm not that easy , If u want to get to know me better then there are other ways of doing that. One thing i will ask, is if you send me a request, please have some pics where i can see who you are, and i dont mean a little thumbnail where i have to get the binoculars out just to see you properly, theres nothing worse than a faceless profile. If i like somebody, they might be lucky enough to get my facebook, who knows, never say never. Anyways lets just see how it goes, and if u wanna know anything more about me, just ask, i won't bite, unless you ask nicely. I will say that I like flirty and naughty chat, who doesnt, thats all good fun, but actual "cyber" sex doesnt do anything for me, i simply have no interest in it. Likes: Laughter, Sambuca, Vodka, John Smiths, Kopparberg, Me Mates, Comedy, Dance, Rock, Indie, Newcastle United, Audi, BMW, Porsche, Spag bol, Pizza, Lasagne, Slash, Steven Tyler, Axl Rose, Wwe wrestling, UFC, Ricky Hatton, PS3, Final Fantasy, Mock the Week, Stewie & Brian Griffin, Inbetweeners, Celebrity Juice, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Fearne Cotton, Cheryl Cole, Natalie Portman, Golf, Gym, keeping fit, Sleeping, being paid, Weekends, Formula 1, and of course partying like a rockstar! :-) Dislikes: Injustice, bullies, ignorance, people who put others down, being skint, Kerry Katona, Ndubs, Katie Price, Jeremy Kyle, Liver, sprouts, kidney, rave music, Whiskey, Justin Bieber, Glee, My name is Earl, Fernando Alonso, being bored, Petrol prices, insurance companies, politicians, Hospitals, Hangovers and Mondays!
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Play it Cool. If you try hard, you die hard. I don't see the reason why you're particularly attracted to this person any more than other eligable bachelors in the pool. So you chatted and got on, but thats trivial information at this stage. You're giving yourself a hard time unnecessarly, but we've all done it. I can't count the amount of times I've been missed around, or received the 'hot cold hot cold' treatment. It's frustating, but it sounds like you're veering more towards obession, that has been strengthened because of rejection, than actual attraction. Even if he was interested, obsession is likely to drive him away and be intimidated. Remember that you live in your own reality, so in matters like this, you need to flip script. You be the confident one, you be the non-needy one, you show how much fun you are, and love of life you have, without actually trying to direct too much attention to yourself. Theres a huge difference between showing off, and people knowing that you're showing off. One of the Paradoxes of dating and courtship behaviour, is that that it takes alot of effort, to look effortless (Thank you for that Neil Strauss).One scenario that I suspect, is that he has been dating or courting this Katie, and they've hit a rough spot, pahaps not talking to each other or on the rocks. Often when this happens, people don't change their facebook status, because they are not sure if this situation is dead, or if it will flower again. However during this period they are more open to interest for others, and will make considerations for other potential partners as rebound or backup. Thats my guess on this, it could be entirely false, he may just be a player, on the other hand, she may just be his half-sisters best friend, that he didn't mention.Checking his facebook is a natural reaction, but The fact that (at least you made it sound like) you are not friends on facebook, tells me you didn't get that close, nor do you really know that much about him. You're getting into territory where you're gonna destroy your own self-esteem, for no good reason. Relax about the whole thing.
Introduce myself and offer them a drink. You know, like a normal human being....
I don't believe in soul mates in the supernatural or destiny sense whatsoever, in the same way that I don't believe in fate. However I think that certain people have certain compatabilities with each other, based on their attaction parameters (and even then that doesn't matter), and that is the basis of whether or not a relationship can flourish. I don't think there is one person for everybody, I think everybody is for everybody, so long as there is a chemistry, attraction, a personality connection and a desire to be together. What more do you need than that? I don't think that two people are destined to be together, real life isn't The Notebook.Alot of people might find it depressing or unencouraging that their relationship isn't the work of some kind of supernatural love guru, but I think thats narrow minded and in fact I believe the truth it's quite the opposite. The infinate possibilities are amazing. I believe soul mates exist, but not that they have to necessarily be romantically involved. A soul mate is someone you have a deep connection with. I think it's quite sad that somebody who is your 'soulmate', isn't somebody you're romantically involved with. I think the person I'm in a relationship with has to be the closest person to me in my life, and that there would be nobody else I would confide my feelings with before them. I also think people set themselves too many parameters when it comes to chosing partners, because they are too specific with what they want, without really think it through. People have made poor decisions and ended up staying single because they didn't take a chance, and in hindsight it's their own mindset that has ruined them. People saying "I only go for a girl with big tits" or "I only go for tall guys" are shooting themselves in the foot by cutting people who could be perfect for them, out of the equation. Attraction is not a choice, so it's bizzare that some people set themselves such strict criterea, and often they end up regretting it. My stepmother already admitted that my Dad is not the type of man she would usually go for, but she took a chance, now shes in love.
J: is really sweetO: has one of the best personalities everH: easy to fall in love withN: can kick the shit out of u|P: popular with all types of peopleA: hotU: is very sexualL: smile to die forF: people wild and crazy adore youO: has one of the best personalities everR: good boyfriend or girlfriendE: has gorgeous eyesS: cuteT: very good kisserE: has gorgeous eyesR: good boyfriend or girlfriendWell I know this is only suppost to be a bit of fun, but this generic horseshit isn't it. Besides, you will find that most people in the world don't argue with compliments, and generally people will accept acknowladgement of good qualities about themselves, even if they aren't actually true. There isn't a B in my name, yet meeting new people and making new friends is one of my favorite things about life. And I wouldn't agree with N either, because I have no desire to be a violent person. Also H, I wouldn't describe myself as easy too fall in love with either.
It was ask the girls, but a mans opinion is more than welcome. I should have put it in the relationship section to be honest.
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Who is the best fuck on Lush and why? The best fuck on Lush? You are. Head Fuck. :)
Sorry Sandy, I think I misinterpreted that comment. Its a fair point.
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