About Archadia

Wassup people, my real name is John, im origionally from North East of England, but i've just returned to the UK after 2 years travelling in beautiful Australia , its been an incredible Journey and nothing short of amazing.

Ok about me. Im definately a social person, meeting new people is one of my favorite things and I love making new friends. I enjoy social drinking and probably party way to much, but what the hell, I enjoy it.

I have great friends in England, and thanks to my travels I made a thousand more in Oz, travel has become my new love. Having a laugh and a joke with people makes my world go round, I've always been outgoing, and consider myself to have a sense of humor and generally find it easy to mix in .

Also a big fan of gaming and online stuff, i spend waaaay too much time on the internet lol, and i used to play ps3 alot too (too bad i sold it when i left for Oz), but yeah love my video game, particularly Final Fantasy, love stuff like that!.

Privately I'm a very sexual person, in fact sex i think is one of the best thing life has to offer! I'm in life for the journey, and that means having many experiences. Ive considered doing erotic writing for a while now, sure porn can be okay to watch, but i think words actually hold far more power and can have a greater effect on people.

I just stumbled across this site purely by accident, i was just looking for some erotic stories to read, when i saw this site i was intrigued, and thought it would be something fun to try my hand at it, and see what people of think of both me and my writing.

I'm happy to make friends and have some good banter here, but im not looking for anything in particular, sure i would chat and message if i like somebody, and i'll uploading some pics so people can see who i am, but I don't do naked pics or anything, i'm not that easy , If u want to get to know me better then there are other ways of doing that.

One thing i will ask, is if you send me a request, please have some pics where i can see who you are, and i dont mean a little thumbnail where i have to get the binoculars out just to see you properly, theres nothing worse than a faceless profile.

If i like somebody, they might be lucky enough to get my facebook, who knows, never say never. Anyways lets just see how it goes, and if u wanna know anything more about me, just ask, i won't bite, unless you ask nicely.

I will say that I like flirty and naughty chat, who doesnt, thats all good fun, but actual "cyber" sex doesnt do anything for me, i simply have no interest in it.

Likes: Laughter, Sambuca, Vodka, John Smiths, Kopparberg, Me Mates, Comedy, Dance, Rock, Indie, Newcastle United, Audi, BMW, Porsche, Spag bol, Pizza, Lasagne, Slash, Steven Tyler, Axl Rose, Wwe wrestling, UFC, Ricky Hatton, PS3, Final Fantasy, Mock the Week, Stewie & Brian Griffin, Inbetweeners, Celebrity Juice, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Fearne Cotton, Cheryl Cole, Natalie Portman, Golf, Gym, keeping fit, Sleeping, being paid, Weekends, Formula 1, and of course partying like a rockstar! :-)

Dislikes: Injustice, bullies, ignorance, people who put others down, being skint, Kerry Katona, Ndubs, Katie Price, Jeremy Kyle, Liver, sprouts, kidney, rave music, Whiskey, Justin Bieber, Glee, My name is Earl, Fernando Alonso, being bored, Petrol prices, insurance companies, politicians, Hospitals, Hangovers and Mondays!

John Paul
Date Joined:
01 Nov 2011
Last Visit:
19 Apr 2014 (35 minutes ago)
Relationship Status:
Middlesbrough, North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Formula 1, PS3, Golf, Final Fantasy, Football (soccer obv lol) Darts, Drinking, Partying n socialising, Rock and Indie music, oh and sex of course, nearly forgot that ha =)
Favorite Books:
Slash Autobiography, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Hunger Games, Game of Thrones, The Fallen Moon. The Game.
Favorite Authors:
Neil Strauss, JK Rowling.
Favorite Movies:
Layer Cake, Green Street ,Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Yellow Submarine, Rise Of The Footsoldier, CLUBBED, Shrek, Hitman, The Thing, Die Hard, Braveheart, Trainspotting, Top Gun, Gladiator, The Last Samurai, V For Vendetta, Troy, Gangs of New York, Star Wars, Silent Hill, Fast & Furiour, Avatar, The Lord of the Rings, Rocky, Armageddon, Men of Honor, Enemy at the Gates, I Robot, Matrix, Dawn of the Dead, Oceans 11, The Transporter, RocknRolla, Alien, Dances with Wolves, Instinct, Sliding Doors
Favorite Music:
Aerosmith, Guns N Roses, 30 Seconds to Mars, My Chemical Romance, All American Rejects, Boys Like Girls, Scouting for Girls, Michael Jackon, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, The Script, Biffy Clyro, The Bravery, Kings of Leon, The Big Pink, Keane, Greenday, One Republic, Coldplay, Kasabian, Stereophonics, Coldplay, Pink, Nickelback, Razorlight, Fratellis, Feeder, Muse, U2, Bon Jovi, Blink182, Sum41, Smash Mouth, Snow Patrol, All Time Low, The Killers, The Clash, Queen, Cheryl Cole, Bob Dylan, Example, Calvin Harris, Mackelmore, Bruce Springsteen, Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morrisette, Stone Roses, The Pixies, Eminem.
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Topic: Any small cocks here? Or any small cock lovers?
Posted: 09 Apr 2014 14:00

Warning: Small Cock

http://upload.lushstories.com/397821843-Warning, Small cock.jpg

Topic: Is this a sign that I should back off?
Posted: 18 Mar 2014 13:38

Play it Cool. If you try hard, you die hard.

I don't see the reason why you're particularly attracted to this person any more than other eligable bachelors in the pool. So you chatted and got on, but thats trivial information at this stage. You're giving yourself a hard time unnecessarly, but we've all done it. I can't count the amount of times I've been missed around, or received the 'hot cold hot cold' treatment. It's frustating, but it sounds like you're veering more towards obession, that has been strengthened because of rejection, than actual attraction. Even if he was interested, obsession is likely to drive him away and be intimidated.

Remember that you live in your own reality, so in matters like this, you need to flip script. You be the confident one, you be the non-needy one, you show how much fun you are, and love of life you have, without actually trying to direct too much attention to yourself. Theres a huge difference between showing off, and people knowing that you're showing off. One of the Paradoxes of dating and courtship behaviour, is that that it takes alot of effort, to look effortless (Thank you for that Neil Strauss).

One scenario that I suspect, is that he has been dating or courting this Katie, and they've hit a rough spot, pahaps not talking to each other or on the rocks. Often when this happens, people don't change their facebook status, because they are not sure if this situation is dead, or if it will flower again. However during this period they are more open to interest for others, and will make considerations for other potential partners as rebound or backup. Thats my guess on this, it could be entirely false, he may just be a player, on the other hand, she may just be his half-sisters best friend, that he didn't mention.

Checking his facebook is a natural reaction, but The fact that (at least you made it sound like) you are not friends on facebook, tells me you didn't get that close, nor do you really know that much about him. You're getting into territory where you're gonna destroy your own self-esteem, for no good reason.

Relax about the whole thing.

Topic: Daughter or son brings home older bf or gf and there older then u or same age what would you do
Posted: 12 Mar 2014 16:29

Introduce myself and offer them a drink. You know, like a normal human being....

Topic: Soulmates
Posted: 06 Mar 2014 15:40

I don't believe in soul mates in the supernatural or destiny sense whatsoever, in the same way that I don't believe in fate. However I think that certain people have certain compatabilities with each other, based on their attaction parameters (and even then that doesn't matter), and that is the basis of whether or not a relationship can flourish. I don't think there is one person for everybody, I think everybody is for everybody, so long as there is a chemistry, attraction, a personality connection and a desire to be together. What more do you need than that?

I don't think that two people are destined to be together, real life isn't The Notebook.

Alot of people might find it depressing or unencouraging that their relationship isn't the work of some kind of supernatural love guru, but I think thats narrow minded and in fact I believe the truth it's quite the opposite. The infinate possibilities are amazing.

I believe soul mates exist, but not that they have to necessarily be romantically involved. A soul mate is someone you have a deep connection with.

I think it's quite sad that somebody who is your 'soulmate', isn't somebody you're romantically involved with. I think the person I'm in a relationship with has to be the closest person to me in my life, and that there would be nobody else I would confide my feelings with before them.

I also think people set themselves too many parameters when it comes to chosing partners, because they are too specific with what they want, without really think it through. People have made poor decisions and ended up staying single because they didn't take a chance, and in hindsight it's their own mindset that has ruined them. People saying "I only go for a girl with big tits" or "I only go for tall guys" are shooting themselves in the foot by cutting people who could be perfect for them, out of the equation. Attraction is not a choice, so it's bizzare that some people set themselves such strict criterea, and often they end up regretting it.

My stepmother already admitted that my Dad is not the type of man she would usually go for, but she took a chance, now shes in love.

Topic: Now try your name and see what it is
Posted: 28 Feb 2014 13:32

J: is really sweet
O: has one of the best personalities ever
H: easy to fall in love with
N: can kick the shit out of u
P: popular with all types of people
A: hot
U: is very sexual
L: smile to die for

F: people wild and crazy adore you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
E: has gorgeous eyes
S: cute
T: very good kisser
E: has gorgeous eyes
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend

Well I know this is only suppost to be a bit of fun, but this generic horseshit isn't it. Besides, you will find that most people in the world don't argue with compliments, and generally people will accept acknowladgement of good qualities about themselves, even if they aren't actually true.

There isn't a B in my name, yet meeting new people and making new friends is one of my favorite things about life. And I wouldn't agree with N either, because I have no desire to be a violent person. Also H, I wouldn't describe myself as easy too fall in love with either.

Topic: How often do you expected me to contact, if I am dating you?
Posted: 28 Feb 2014 05:14

It was ask the girls, but a mans opinion is more than welcome. I should have put it in the relationship section to be honest.

Topic: Best and Worst pick up lines (Game)
Posted: 27 Feb 2014 16:44

Worst: Are you from Ireland, because my cock is Dublin

Topic: If you could write a note to your younger self, what would you say in ONLY two words?
Posted: 27 Feb 2014 16:19

"Infinate Possibilities"

Topic: Who is the best fuck on Lush and why?
Posted: 27 Feb 2014 15:13

Who is the best fuck on Lush and why?

The best fuck on Lush? You are. Head Fuck. :)

Topic: How often do you expected me to contact, if I am dating you?
Posted: 27 Feb 2014 14:05

Sorry Sandy, I think I misinterpreted that comment. Its a fair point.

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Posted: 03 Dec 2013 02:46
Your photos crack me up

Posted: 25 Nov 2013 06:43
You still have a pic here from me from Nov 2012, how cool. lol. Thanks for the add.
Posted: 23 Nov 2013 09:04
I just wanted to thank you for beCUMMING my friend , kisses Dee
Posted: 13 Aug 2013 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Posted: 22 Dec 2012 15:54
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Safe New Year
Posted: 02 Dec 2012 07:09
hey, Thanks for the add x

Posted: 02 Dec 2012 04:04
Thanks for your message, I appreciate it.

Posted: 27 Nov 2012 23:42
Thanks for the add
Posted: 31 Aug 2012 08:57

Just showing some chocolate love!
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Posted: 06 Nov 2011 05:25

Thank you for adding me as a friend x
Posted: 03 Nov 2011 18:35
Hi! Thanks for the add! :-)
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