I am a certified master cunnilinguist!

I prefer to top but I think I've outlived my dick so I'll be happy to bend for my friends

Paz Vega

I saw a post in "ask the gals" where a guy mentioned using a Fleshlight. I am curious if many guys have used toys like this and do they feel anything like the real thing. Us women are pretty lucky to have a plethora of toys available that are incredible and some that are very life like (although cant repace real thing). So what about you guys?

This has probably been asked before but too lazy to check so Im sorry if it is a repetitive post and my apologies to usual suspects, LOL!!

I bought a Fleshlight and thought it was terrible! It felt nothing like the real thing to me. I spent about $40 and threw it away. There is nothing like the real thing, nothing!

One of the most realistic objects for me was a warm, cooked kielbasa in a condom. It felt exactly like a cock! Carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis also work, but wash them well with detergent and use condoms. Whatever you choose, use plenty of lube.

I favor the shave with a landing strip.

Rachel Weisz. I want to do everything with her.

I've acted as a real asshole when drunk. That's why I don't get drunk anymore. I can't stand to be around drunks, either. That's why I don't go to bars. In my experience, all drunks are intolerable assholes--except the ones I love.

I’m home alone and have to tell someone about the extreme psychological distance I have covered today.

It started this morning when the most repulsive gay man I have ever encountered offered to blow me. The man was filthy! Grimy clothes, dirty fingernails, and a half-bleached pompadour held by a net on top of his head. I couldn’t get away from him fast enough!

This afternoon I was in the middle of submitting a story on the site when one of the most beautiful young women I have ever seen messaged me to tell me how much she liked one of my poems. When I checked her profile and saw her photos my heart skipped a beat. I was stunned at her beauty. We exchanged a long string of messages. To have that angel pay so much attention to me filled me with joy and turned the whole day on its head.

Anyway, tell about your day.

I have 69ed in all my relationships. It's the tops in foreplay. As a gentleman, I take the bottom so she can sit on my face. That's my position on 69. Love it!

One of my longtime fantasies has been to be sandwiched between a couple. My imagination surfed between two situations: in one I fancied myself in the middle of a man and a woman, at other times between two men. In the former, I imagined myself down on all fours, eating pussy while getting fucked. In the latter male version, I would be sucking cock. Either alternative could get me hot,...

Added 23 Dec 2012 | Category Group Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 3,543 | 3 Comments

He found her online, on a website where she-male escorts advertised their services. It was the best and safest way to get what he wanted. She was the only Caucasian on the site among mostly Hispanics and a few blacks. He flipped through the gallery of her photos and read her stats. She was good-looking in a way that clued him to how she probably had looked as a man. Age 27. Her height...

Added 17 Dec 2012 | Category First Time | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 2,155 | 3 Comments

“I’m a bitch!” Audrey often said, “But I’m a caring, loving bitch! Ha ha ha ha!” I thought of her as a crazy bitch, but a lovable one. I met her at a party. She wasn’t my type so I didn’t pay much attention to her. I probably had my eye on someone else. Because Audrey and I were the only smokers in the crowd, I ran into her a few times outside the back door. We exchanged the sort...

Added 25 Jul 2012 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.17 | Views 1,793 | 3 Comments

A chapter from an unpublished memoir Dave and George met me at the park Sunday morning as promised. We left the cars at the end of the parking lot where the equestrian trail enters the woods and runs along the river. They had agreed to help me fulfill a fantasy, and I was leading them to a secluded spot in the woods where we could do it. It’s an old picnic area that I discovered a...

Added 18 Jul 2012 | Category Gay Male | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 5,445 | 7 Comments

I’ve been on the business end of my share of cocks, from short skinny little rascals that barely tickled, through average sized that served quite adequately, to a few beefy rams that were painful and threatened to split me in half. Truly, size does matter. But several factors other than cock size matter just as much for sex to be considered phenomenal. Once I experienced a synergistic event...

Added 24 Jul 2012 | Category Gay Male | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.25 | Views 2,168 | 4 Comments

Is your pussy busy, Baby? Do you use it every day? Is it taking on all comers Or turning some away? Is your pussy ready, Baby? I know you never keep it locked, You like it fully loaded, And always keep it cocked. So I hope it’s keeping busy, Getting action every day. I'm recalling your sweet pussy, How it throbbed and how it seized, How it spat out gobs of jism, Every time you sneezed....

Added 10 Oct 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 432 | 3 Comments

She came back from the kitchen Carrying two glasses with ice cubes in them. She held the glasses while he poured the Scotch. They settled on the couch And lit cigarettes. She thought he seemed content Smoking and Sipping the Scotch. She studied him a moment, And then she said, "Do you think you're ready to write now?" "Probably not, but I'm writing anyway. I had to start some...

Added 11 Oct 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 266 | 1 Comment

My wacky Thisbe’s built a wall to shield her fragile heart laid up dreamy purple stones and murky chunks of amber from the shores of her past she never looks when we make love I know  in the pale glow from the hall  I watch her eyes  the soft grey irises fade inward  becoming blank moons to ponder what phantom lover moves  in the secret space behind them I come, she goes, we...

Added 11 Oct 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 218 | 1 Comment

Casual sex is good, Caring sex is better. If you want to do me, And I really think you do, Enter me gently, Slowly, not too deep, Let me melt around you And accept your length. When you feel me grasping tightly And moaning “more” Drive it home! And when I cry out “Oh fuck me! Fuck me harder! Then you can pound me All you want pound me hard and fast...

Added 06 Oct 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 466 | 3 Comments