After classes were over, his teacher asked little Tommy why he brought his pet kitten to school that day.
To the teacher's surprise, Tommy started crying.
"You see, miss," he sniffled, "I overheard my dad talking to my mum this morning."
The teacher raised an eyebrow. "Oh? What happened?"
"Well," Tommy said, tears still running down his face, "He said 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave!'"

I think society did that to people. From a long time ago. Everyone's heard all the myths. Don't do that or you'll go blind,etc. Plus religion played a big part in it as well.

You know, that's exactly what I was going to say. :D

Oooooooh! I'd love to smack that any day.

Of course. ^_^

I prefer MMF, but I'd gladly do it the two other ways as well. ;)

Ooooooh, interesting idea...

*cracks up laughing*

Your score is: 85

What does your score mean?

Very shagadelic baby, yeah! You've got one mongo of a mojo, if you know what I mean. For you, sex is a playground of fun and you've come up with all kind of wild tricks to enhance the experience. Sexuality seems to be an omnipresent force in your life, one that often guides your actions. You tend to be adventurous and steer clear of passion-killing routine. This doesn't mean that you need to change partners to enjoy your sexuality, just that you like to mix up your bedroom tactics. You're open to new ideas, and even plan ways to enhance your romps in the sack (a little body snack or the right tunes, for example). Overall, it's pretty safe to say that a good time is had by all when you're in the bedroom!

Additional sources:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20182300,00.html
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03052008/news/nationalnews/patrick_swayze_going_to_die_100575.htm

Well what do you know. :)

The United Kingdom

You have pride in yourself and pride in your country. You believe that history and culture is an important factor to the future of your country, and that traditions and values should be upheld. You love your scones and tea, and reading soppy romance novels. The UK is where you should be.

I would fuck Paul McCartney in a heartbeat.

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