i did tell you not to use so much lube it just slipped out and squirted everywhere oops sorry

Spider Pig.... Spider Pig Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does.... Can He Swing From A Web... No He Can't He's Just A Pig

a purple tongue you say :o mate i'd get that checked by a doctor now where the hell am i ?

That would have been the invisable ghost he cum while you where sleeping!!!

eugh why am i in your bed.... & where the hell is your penis

OMG

thats really good but really scary too :(

LMAO

no i wouldnt be able to i'd be like wait can people see me i'm scared i'm sure they can lol

i'd be so parnoid i wouldnt be able to go

mmmmmm *drools*

i've grown up on car movies theres something so powerful about someone who knows how to handle a car
my dream car would be

a 2004 Aston Martin Vanquish V12 i'd prefer it in black but the silver looks pretty hot too and god its such an awesome car the horse power is pretty good so's the speed come to think of it http://www.cargurus.com/images/2008/12/10/15/14/pic-2100.jpeg



or maybe even a Nissan Skyline GTR R3X in silver the horse power is wild and it was one of the main cars used in The Fast & The Furious http://www.nettekeyif.net/gir/data/media/69/Nissan_Skyline_GT-R_R34_Nettekeyif.net.jpg


I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free

oh moose thats funny lol xxx

lol i dont know but that would apply to anything right because a good friend of mine once told me his cum tasted of pizza no idea if he was joking around though

so i was wondering and it may sound like a very odd question but it needs to be asked

when Eskimos have sex do their dicks freeze ???

It was the second week of the summer and Leah had already become bored, she was home from college for the summer. Leah was 17 years old and had coppery blonde hair that fell loosely down to her shoulders , she was of average height but her most noticeable feature were her 38C breasts. All of her friends were away for the summer and she could'nt help feel slightly reliece that her...

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She was 16 when she first became aware sexually, she had never really thought about it much but logging onto her computor one day to find porn pop-ups she became more and more aware of her body. The first time she touched her self scared her she had only ever came in contact with her pussy when she was washing it in the shower or cleaning it after using the toilet..... that was before...

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