Forum posts made by beowulf69

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 03 May 2013 21:05

Undefeated

Topic Why do men tell you they love you when they don't have to, or mean it?
Posted 06 Apr 2013 22:05

I wouldn't say that unless I meant it, so I've never said it. Never!

Saying that frivolously could be hazardous to your health. You could be saying it to another Jodi Arias.

Saying "I love you" could get you shot & stabbed in the shower!!!!

Topic Ok ladies, have you ever asked a guy out on a date?
Posted 06 Apr 2013 21:58

I work on the beach and during spring break women are amazingly aggressive!!!!! I've been asked out or to hook up lots of times.

Topic I LOVE THE NEW FEATURE!!!!!
Posted 06 Apr 2013 21:54

two thumbs up!!

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 26 Mar 2013 16:19

a cold Budweiser.

Topic When was the last time you had sex? [BE HONEST]
Posted 17 Mar 2013 19:36

The night before last.

Topic Monitoring the Internet
Posted 17 Mar 2013 19:34

I can understand filters on computers at schools & public libraries. I am sure some stuff that is okay gets filtered out bit its not worth crying over. Nothing is perfect and its never going to be.

Topic Happy Birthday Dancing Doll!
Posted 02 Feb 2013 15:52

Bday1 Happy Happy Birthday!!!party002

Topic Android or Iphone
Posted 22 Sep 2012 06:45

Android is just a copy of the iPhone and its looking more and more like Samsung will be dishing out many millions of dollars to Apple for copyright infringement. Most legal experts are not wondering if Android will have to pay, they're just wondering how much and how badly Samsung will be hit when the lawsuits are finished. So now is the time to purchase Android (they are much cheaper than the iPhone) because that product will likely not be around in the future. (Personally I have neither because I'm paying for college and can only afford a pre-owned out dated Nokia.)

Topic A big warm lush welcome please...
Posted 13 Sep 2012 19:29

Welcome.

Topic Enlighten me please ?
Posted 13 Sep 2012 19:26

The Think Tank must be all out of good questions. clown

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 13 Sep 2012 19:19

Chef-Boyardee canned ravioli and toasted loaf bread with a few Natural Lite beers and a Hostess Twinkie for dessert.

Topic Can Romney/Ryan get elected?
Posted 11 Sep 2012 19:29

The presidential race is too close to call right now. Romney and Obama are in a dead heat and there are a lot of undecided voters. It's a pick your poison election.

Topic "Black"? Or "African-American"?
Posted 11 Sep 2012 19:26

Arguing over who has the best genetics has always been an excuse for racism. It's damned pathetic.

Topic It's Football Time Again
Posted 11 Sep 2012 19:16





John Cleese is a dried up old fart with a mustache and a surgically implanted penis pump. He was funny & relevant like 30 years ago. Enough said.


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Topic Do you think a guy could make a girl cum without sexual intercourse
Posted 11 Sep 2012 19:06

Through mental telepathy sure why not. idea1

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welcomes

Shame on you

Topic Women's Only Gyms. Discrimination, or not?
Posted 24 Aug 2012 18:08

i think there should be women's only gyms as well as men's only gyms.

Topic Accents & Dialects Within Character Speech
Posted 06 Aug 2012 19:26

I see accent/dialects written out in dialogue quotes all the time by best selling authors so why shouldn't they be used here? They certainly add to the scene and the character's personality.

Topic Oscar Pistorious. Double amputee Olympic sprinter.
Posted 06 Aug 2012 19:17

You have to wonder if those high tech metallic prosthesis make him run faster. I bet this "can of worms" is going to become a much bigger problem in the future.

Aluminum bats are definitely more powerful than wooden bats in baseball, so you have to wonder if those cheetah blades are a similar advantage over living muscle, bone and tissue when it comes to running.

Topic Ends justify the Means
Posted 04 Aug 2012 21:09



Okay, let's not deal with some hypothetical "11 people in a boat" scenario. Let's talk "Hundreds of people in a crowded movie theater."

If there had been an armed citizen in a certain movie theater in Colorado, and that citizen watched as a madman brought a rifle and a shotgun to bear on the otherwise helpless audience, would that citizen have been justified in killing the madman in order to prevent the killing of twelve people, and the wounding of fifty-eight more?

Yes and in that case the law would be on the side of the armed citizen. Legal self defense. If he didn't have a concealed carry gun permit though he might be liable for charges on carrying a concealed weapon without a permit. But I'd rather pay a fine that be dead.

Topic ACLU to represent Ku Klux Klan group
Posted 06 Jul 2012 20:49

I wouldn't want those ass clowns in my town either. I like the idea of renaming the road after someone that would offend the KKK. That's free speech too isn't it?

Topic think tank
Posted 06 Jul 2012 20:41

It provides jobs for guys with freaky big penises that would otherwise be serving up french fries and chicks that can't act but can take freaky big penises.

Topic Ideal cup size
Posted 21 Jun 2012 18:38

34C is the sexiest. If they get much bigger than that they begin to look awkward. I'd rather see smaller than 34C than those D monsters.

Topic The ethics of wearing fur or animal skins
Posted 21 Jun 2012 18:35

I can't afford furs anyhow. I wear leather and I eat meat and I always will.

Topic why do people here expect you to talk about sex all the time
Posted 20 Jun 2012 11:19

Anyone with at least half a brain can see that it is a site about sex stories and has a Forum full of sex questions. Duh!

Topic Intelligence is overrated? IQ trumped by EQ, MQ, and BQ.
Posted 20 Jun 2012 11:16

To hear them tell it most of my college professors have astonishing IQs, but what they do have is a cushy easy job, no fucking common sense and most of them are fat.

Topic Woman claims she can't get a job because she is overweight.
Posted 13 Jun 2012 18:23

This is a fact: if you burn more calories than you eat you will lose weight.

Topic SECRET
Posted 08 Jun 2012 19:49

Not yet.

Topic What do you do in real life as opposed to online?
Posted 08 Jun 2012 19:47

I am a college student that also works. I rent beach equipment & toys to tourists and some days I sell bait, tackle & beer for fishing.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 08 Jun 2012 19:42

Has lots of friends and big hooters.