About billybroadband
Biography

No, the avatar is not me.

I have had a wild and wonderful ride so far, and for the most part have survived the bumps. I've travelled a lot and lived in europe, southern california, southern oregon, Indiana and Michigan. I hitch-hiked across the country twice in my twenties. My wife and I love visiting Puerto Rico, the land of her people, and we are planning a trip to Paris later this year.

More than once I have had late night conversations with trees and early morning searches for my dignity.

I came here for the titillating stories and was pleasantly surprised to discover friends. Lush is, in large part, what you decide to make of it. On the other hand, as those who have been here for a while have discovered, Lush can seduce you and entrap you as well. Recently I have broken free and don't spend much time in the chat rooms....those of you who are still on my friends list are the ones I have come to trust and to cherish. I do love a good read and once in a while I'll hang out. I won't cyber, skype, cam, meet you in vienna, or lend you money.

I was in the last group drafted into the army before that sad chapter ended. I served in Kaiserslautern, Germany. For those of you concerned with chronological age, there is your clue.

I have a diversity of interests and like to think I am multi-faceted. I'm no walk in the park, I enjoy a good rainfall, I like a well-turned heel, and I over-tip bartenders who know how to serve a real drink.

I tended bar throughout college, and since then I have been a salesman, a short order cook, a janitor, a laborer, and now work for a telecommunications company. I liked bartending best as it had great perks, particularly for a horny vet in a college town. I've got a thing about satyrs, fauns, dryads, nymphs, etc.

I try not to take things too seriously, and I try to be polite and not hurt anyone's feelings. Sometimes I bite people on the ass if I don't think they are behaving nicely. I am not afraid of getting blood on my shirt, but hate getting my glasses broke.

Have fun and enjoy each other. Life's too short for drama...get over yourself.

Name:
billy broadband
Date Joined:
05 Apr 2012
Last Visit:
25 May 2013
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Married to Speediegonzelez
Orientation
Straight
Location:
Michigan, United States
Interests:
Wondering how my dog can sleep in so many different positions. Wondering why our political system doesn't function any longer and why more people aren't pissed off about it. Wondering why smart women aren't in charge of the world. Wondering what the world will look like in a hundred years and how hot it will be. Wondering why I'm hornier now than I was ten years ago.
Favorite Books:
Siddhartha, Zorba the Greek, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Catch-22, Cannery Row, A Moveable Feast, Time Enough For Love, On the Road, Another Roadside Attraction, For Whom the Bell Tolls, the Tolkien trilogy, Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar.
Favorite Authors:
I like the stuff from the Beats, people named Kerouac, Ginsberg, Corso, Ferlinghetti, Gary Snyder, etc. I am also fond of Robert Frost, Walt Whitman, and Pablo Neruda. I cut my teeth on Edgar Rice Burroughs, reading damned near everything he wrote in my early teen years.
Favorite Movies:
Local Hero, Zefferilli's Romeo and Juliet, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Big Chill, Zorba the Greek, Last of the Mohicans, John Ford's Westerns, Psycho, Saving Private Ryan. And of course the Big Lebowski, the greatest film ever made about bowling.
Favorite Music:
A good pair of Bose headphones recently changed my life. On my ipad one will find a mix of brazilian, latin, adult alternative, old r & b and rock and roll, progressive jazz, latin jazz, world, bluegrass, classic country, and more modern stuff like M83, lykke li, big gigantic, beats antique.
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Topic: If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted: 24 May 2013 05:45

better call your shrink

Topic: You & the person above/before you wake up in a police car handcuffed together....
Posted: 24 May 2013 03:28

I told you we didn't need those last six drinks.....

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 23 May 2013 03:50

Hero is my favorite sandwich

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 22 May 2013 04:41

bed is a great suggestion

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 22 May 2013 03:43

Force doesn't make it right.

Topic: Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted: 21 May 2013 15:46

all day and all night by the kinks

Topic: What's Your Biggest Fear During Sex?
Posted: 19 May 2013 14:55

getting hit by a meteor

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 19 May 2013 04:55

swell up to please her

Topic: How would you rate the avatar above, bland.. good.. funny... or perfect?
Posted: 15 May 2013 04:29

Wonderful...as in, full of wonder.....

Topic: Last one to post is the sexiest
Posted: 15 May 2013 04:27

nope....billy!

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Stories Published By billybroadband
Amsterdam, 1973, and Simone

I had almost forgotten the way a simple kiss could create and convey the urgency of arousal. The first time I saw the woman I remember fondly now as the Countess she was causing quite a stir in the train station. I had been dozing in my seat waiting for the train to finish its slow crawl into the Amsterdam terminal after making the 300 mile trip from Kaiserslautern, Germany, where I...

Added 21 Jul 2012 | Category Love Stories | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 1,679 | 15 Comments

Commerce

She was a new girl I had seen her sometimes strolling through the market taking her time, enjoying the booths and the people I never saw her actually purchase anything but she always had a smile for those trying to get a sale out of her before gently refusing and moving on my poor booth never drew her attention until today when she stopped in front of me my display is tattered and torn...

Added 01 Oct 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 658 | 10 Comments

Billy

I am a mild-mannered farmer of fertile fields a kind man with a homespun smile I carefully choose my words, polite to a fault a tender and caring gentleness to all in my eyes in the final fall days of September I bring in our crops humming Mantovani and working dawn to long past dusk but when the October moon is full and crops are finally in my wife lifts her skirts and teases me into the...

Added 05 Oct 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 1,026 | 7 Comments

A Satyr's Punishment

It was a lovely day for a swim, so Kira headed for the pool in the glen. When she got to the edge of the pool, she cast off what little apparel she had on and dived in. She came up laughing and proceeded to swim toward the falls. In the middle of the pond she switched to floating on her back, her long dark hair floating all around her. She made a pretty picture floating there, her taut...

Added 12 Jan 2013 | Category Supernatural | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,766 | 8 Comments

She gazes at stars

She gazes at stars Asked to name herself, she said the name aloud As if trying on a new sari “stargazer” What does she see in the night’s sky? Does the scale and size of the void frighten her in her smallness? Does she tilt her head back until a stellar dizziness delights her? Does she laugh alone in the dark on her starry nights? Do the stars cloaked in black velvet comfort her...

Added 06 Jun 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 419 | 7 Comments

The Nymph's Gifts

The nymph lay in the crook of my arm Sexed, spent, content and wet, We lay together on her winter’s cape Amidst the sweet tangy smell of sex and sweat. First had come the merry chase Past her trees and into the glen Then the capture, kissing, the hearty fucks; again, again, again, and again. elfen eyes alight and aglow, she giggles into my bearded ear; “Solstice approaches, my...

Added 14 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 469 | 10 Comments

Germany, 1974, Anna

It sounds strange to say now, but one of the best things that ever happened to me was getting drafted when I was nineteen years old. Viet Nam was still going on when I got drafted, but I lucked out and the Army posted me in Europe. While in Germany I was determined to travel every chance I got. I was nineteen and hungry for adventure. I drove deuce and a halfs for the Army so I got...

Added 15 Dec 2012 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 1,682 | 9 Comments

Orientation

I woke up this morning with a pleasant tingle in my cock. I wasn’t sure if I was up for what that tingle usually foretold, but that’s the way the multiversal ball bounces. I got up slowly so as not to disturb the Mexican beauty I had met and bedded yesterday and tried to remember her name. I drew a blank and decided I would just call her Esmeralda if she woke up. She looked happy and peaceful...

Added 14 Oct 2012 | Category Supernatural | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 1,696 | 9 Comments

Pussy Lickin' Fool

I’m a pussy lickin' fool And that ain't no lie Love to lick the sweet meat Love to make you sigh My mouth starts to water When I see that funky stuff I’ll get down and dirty Go divin' in your muff Been pleasing,'em this way Since I was seventeen My mouth knows the way Betwixt and between All the ladies tell ya I love to give 'em head I gently grab their ankles Spread 'em baby spread Then...

Added 21 Sep 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 980 | 9 Comments

A Wish Inside A Dream

In dreams this world might fall away In wishes the heart can come and play Death’s bright angel appeared in a dream And showed me my imminent fate Awaiting and on what day and time she would claim me at the last I have had a rich life and full I said You will not get much fight from me As you might from some greedy for life or frightened of death The expressionless spirit lifted...

Added 19 Jun 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.79 | Views 733 | 10 Comments

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