B: loves people
I: loves to laugh and smile
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
D: makes people laugh
I: loves to laugh and smile
E: has gorgeous eyes

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Semi-organized chaos

Hey, vibrating panties are totally worth more than one thread.

Is that the excuse people use to create a new thread on shaving, masturbation etc. every week?

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Hey, vibrating panties are totally worth more than one thread. They have been on my wish list for years.

1. What is your favourite word?
Splendoriffic

2. What is your least favourite word?
Whatever

3. What turns you on?
Hands that wander my skin from head to toe and eyes that say, I love you.
Little things, like being given a single flower or finding an unexpected note hidden somewhere.
Australian accents *drool*


4. What turns you off?
Someone sticking their tongue in my ear...or blowing in it. Having my tits, ass, or crotch grabbed
like someone is trying to pick out fruit. Dont molest me, love me.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
A thunderstorm with light rain and low rumbles of thunder, the tick tock of the clock next to my bed,
crickets, waterfalls, birds, breaking glass, windchimes, my little girls giggles.
HIS VOICE


6. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of an entire box of cereal being dumped on the kitchen floor, the sound of the water
running in the bathroom behind a locked door and three sets of giggles to go with it.
SpongeBob's laugh.
Silence....followed by, "Uh-Oh"
Car Alarms

7. What is your favourite curse word?
HOLY CRAP!! (I know, I totally live on the edge.)

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Child psychology, home improvement, Interior Decorating

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Housewife

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear your God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You Are Forgiven, Come On In, Free Chocolate, Your Mother Would Like To Say Hello....

Intellectual Inferno
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 89!

Who am I to give you advice? You already know everything you need to know, and if there's something you don't know, you're eager to check it out. You are among the few special minds in the world that are truly free, totally creative, and absolutely sexy. The downside is, it's hard to find partners who can keep up with your quick, vigorously sexy mind. You often find yourself bored with anything less than exciting sex, and only those who equal your intellect, your openess, and your creativity can provide that excitment. You're an avid reader, a deep thinking, and a sexually liberated person. You enjoy learning for its own sake just as much as you enjoy sex for pleasure's own sake. Your partner, if he or she is able to keep up with you, is extremely lucky to have you.



WooHoo!!

One of my girls invited me out. I promised my husband I'd be home by midnight. Hours passed and margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 AM (a bit loaded) I headed home. Just as I got in the cuckoo clock chimed 3 times. Afraid my hubby would wake I quickly cockooed 9 more times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution. The next morning he asked what time I got in.
I said, "MIDNIGHT!" He seemed fine so I thought I'd gotten away with it.
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, said "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed 3 times again, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Fireflies!

I would hug it.

Its early afternoon as she lay stretched out sideways across the hammock, her long hair spilling over the side and swaying gently as she rocked.   The sun is shining brightly and she can feel it warming her skin through her thin, silky dress.   With one bare foot she reaches out and pushes off the ground, making the hammock swing.   The breeze flows over her body and through her hair...

Added 07 Apr 2009 | Category Love Stories | Votes 11 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 3,949 | 11 Comments

I wake one morning to the sound of rain through my open window. Rubbing the sleep from my eyes, I drag myself out of bed and pull the curtain aside to reveal the dreary day. The sky is thick with moisture and grey as far as I can see. The rain is coming down in a steady drizzle. I don't even bother pulling a robe on over my silky, light blue nighty as I head to the kitchen for my...

Added 14 Oct 2008 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 10,764 | 14 Comments

After our closet episode Amber and I sneak back to study hall one at a time. First, I return to the room with five minutes to spare before the bell rang. I enter the room and immediately Mrs. Anderson begins to question me. "Where is your English homework, Mindy?" she asks me, snatching the hall pass from my hand. "What?" I ask her, confusion written all over my face. "The...

Added 22 Sep 2008 | Category Lesbian | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 10,584 | 10 Comments

The scene from the locker room replayed through my mind over and over and turning me into an excited, nervous wreck. All I could think about was how much I wanted it to be my turn and how I was going to do it. My next class with Amber was study hall. I was glad for it because I would finally have a chance to let my mind go and try to think. I took my seat next to Amber, as always, and laid...

Added 11 Sep 2008 | Category Lesbian | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.56 | Views 8,877 | 7 Comments

Amber and I met in the 10th grade. I was the shy one in school and I think my shyness seemed like a challenge to her because from day one she was trying to drag it out of me. Amber was very outgoing and very attractive. She was tall with long brown hair that fell past her shoulders and shone in the light. She had beautiful brown eyes that I learned to read like a book and most of the...

Added 02 Sep 2008 | Category Lesbian | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 11,252 | 10 Comments