Forum posts made by boss01

Topic Overrated authors?
Posted 11 Aug 2011 09:03


Ditto! His only good work was A Time to Kill .

Topic What was the weirdist thing that you have ever used for Masturbation?
Posted 11 Aug 2011 08:57

A nightstick.

Oops! Didn't realize this was an "Ask the Gal's" thread. dontknow

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 11 Aug 2011 08:35

Saw the lights on, figured I'd stop in for a mid-morning pick-me-up; and maybe a drink, too! Maybe some of Rumple's Costco Scotch. BTW, Rumple, love the Heinlein quote.

Topic Guilty or Innocent.
Posted 11 Aug 2011 08:23


Ever been caught by your lover having sex with her/his sibling?

Topic The Perfect Pussy?
Posted 11 Aug 2011 08:17

I think that if I went down on a woman who tasted "Minty Fresh", I'd get a little worried. However, as for a pussy that glows in the dark, that would go great with my glow-in-the-dark condoms. Sort of a Star Wars light-saber effect. But would there be a switch to turn it off?

Topic Pain during sex
Posted 11 Aug 2011 08:10

While not female, I've gotta go with Jingle here: see a doctor.

Topic How slutty are you?
Posted 11 Aug 2011 06:30

Depends on my mood. Right now, 99%.

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 11 Aug 2011 05:55

Pass. No offense.

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 10 Aug 2011 14:41

Old Clapton mix

Topic Florida passes bill requiring Welfare recipients to pass drug test to recieve funds.
Posted 09 Aug 2011 08:42

I'm assuming (I know, I know!) that there is some accomodation for the drug-free dependents of the people who fail, so that there is no "guilt by association". But my question is, if you fail, do you get an automatic referral to a drug interdiction program to help you get off the drugs; or, do they just cut you off cold turkey and thus contribute to the crime rate?Sword Fight

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 09 Aug 2011 08:35

Best of Bob Marley & The Wailers

Topic To Be Sucked or not to be Sucked?
Posted 08 Aug 2011 14:32

If she really thinks that the best thing about him is that he doesn't want his dick sucked, that may explain why she is divorced. It may also mean he doesn't want it sucked by HER.

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 08 Aug 2011 14:12

Fuck. Twice.

Topic How Irish dancing got it's start
Posted 08 Aug 2011 13:54

Fuckin' hilarious!

Topic Fingers in Ass
Posted 08 Aug 2011 11:23

Some past yes; some past no.

Topic Where do you live?
Posted 03 Aug 2011 14:20

At the office.

Topic Hey
Posted 03 Aug 2011 14:16

i am sooo lost

Okay, go down three topics, make a left, and keep going to the ...

Topic Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted 03 Aug 2011 13:53

The pre-pubescent look just doesn't do it for me.

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 03 Aug 2011 06:05

Oh, fuck. For certain.

Topic your woman peeing on you???
Posted 02 Aug 2011 15:27


Topic Ever been fucked in front of a porn film?
Posted 02 Aug 2011 14:33

Only once. Too distracting.

Topic Eye Contact during blow job
Posted 01 Aug 2011 06:05

I've always made eye contact, i like seeing his face when im doing it. It shows me if i'm doing something that he likes.

From a male perspective, gotta agree with this. Maybe it's just me, but I've found that if the woman isn't looking up at least occasionally, she really isn't doing it because she wants to.

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 29 Jul 2011 15:22

Hey gang, well, I have more than 20 posts, and still can't get the pic thing to work, so, tonight everyone, I'm coming as,,,

The Invisible Man!

Chocolate covered frog anyone?

I posted directions on page 8 of this thread about posting pics and videos. Are you following those directions?? Great to see you at the party, Tell!

Seriously, this is the last snake pic I swear!!

You people need to slow down your drinking a bit or eat some of the sandwiches!!

First it's snakes on a plane, now it's snakes in the sandwich!

Too much for me! But I'll leave with a song...

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 29 Jul 2011 15:00

Then whats that dripping on the floor?

Secret sauce?

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 29 Jul 2011 14:48

I know lets play a game....

Who's got the biggest sandwich !!

Mat not be same kind of sandwich you had in mind though.

I think there's a lot more meat in the second one...

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 29 Jul 2011 14:32


Topic Is there such a thing as...bad sex?
Posted 29 Jul 2011 14:31

Twice. Both times it was the first (and last) time. Both times I can honestly say neither of us really wanted to do it with each other, but both kinda felt like we were supposed to anyway.

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 29 Jul 2011 14:22

I know lets play a game....

Who's got the biggest sandwich !!

My, what big buns you have... bootyshake

Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
Posted 29 Jul 2011 14:18

Yes, twice. Both times just had to suck it up. Downside was that going forward from the second I became more cautious than I needed to be and lost out on something that I should have held on to.

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 29 Jul 2011 14:07

Sorry I’m late. Got a text that more lick her…er…liquor was needed so I stopped for a case.

Man, what is it with all the snakes? Someone playing a flute or something?