Who's countin'? Not me whilst I'm gettin a good rogerin

"Yes" to the first two questions. Many times.
"It was always better than mutual masturbation on lush" in answer to the third.

Yes, preferably from somewhere underneath his cock. It's nice to be shot over.

It sounds like the kind of place where a lot of nobbin goes on. I'd go for it.

I'd be very interested. If he was col I might relieve him.

Have done, in the bum of course - and been done by a whole gaggle of 'em

Have done. It's good fun. All cocks are different, all ejaculations are different. Several one after another are divine

What did you say your name was?

See through or none at all

Mostly because it tastes good and because I enjoy it. It's better than a McDonalds you know

I know that you furtively watch me as I bath That's why I never close the curtain, You like to see the warm water roll down the cheeks of my arth Of that I'm fairly certain, And as I lather my pert prime jobblers I know that you're pulling on your tiny nobbler, And I guess you think as I sponge down my sweet beaver "If I had a girl like that I'd surely never leave 'er". Keep pullin' it...

Added 19 Jan 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.4 | Views 1,523 | 4 Comments

He was my first love, his name was Dominic And he was blessed with a perfectly ginormous pulsating prick, But it remained one of this life's great pities That he never rubbed it off between my eager titties, Nor did he ever explore my warm interior Preferring instead that gentlemen entered his posterior, But for all my disappointment one thing must surely be said And that is that Dom...

Added 14 Jan 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 416 | 4 Comments