Where to start, well here goes. I am an intelligent, well-travelled person with a good sense of humor. I have a Masters degree in engineering from a good university, and have had the good fortune of having a job that took me to many interesting countries - China, Japan, Australia, Venezuela, Israel, to name a few. I discovered a kinky side early in life, but tried to ignore it for most of my life. I have recently discovered my kinky side again. I am a voyeur, and an exhibitionist - but who wants to see an old guy with a big scar across his belly naked - not me. My sense of humor kind of moves to the quirky side of things. I also play with words that sound alike but have different meanings. For example, we are having a problem with ticks on my pets, and I told somebody it really "ticked me off". I discovered Lush because of the app I found. I started reading stories and wanted to knoiw more. I found that there was a website - lushstories.com, and I started looking up the authors I like, to find more about them. I haven't wrtitten anything yet, but I feel it cumming on - LOL.I primarily read stories about Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Oral Sex, or Interracial. I love stories about getting naked at the beach or mountains.If you look closely at my avatar, way over on the right hand side - thats me.
I had a gf that smoked and I didn't know at first. First time I went downtown her pussy tasted like cigarettes smell. I told her no more until her pussy doesn't taste like smoke. Current gf used to smoke occasionally. She loves it when I go down on her. I told her if her pussy ever tasted like cigarette smoke - no more lickety split. She stopped smoking.
My girlfriend loves when I shave her. Of course, it's a big event, usually taking hours from the time you start the shower until she ends up with a mind-blowing orgasm. Not to give away too many secrets - but those vibrating razors are good for more than just shaving, and I find that my tongue is the best way to check how good a shaving job I do. I think she would agree.
Check out my avatar. That was a draft cross named Fezzik (The Princess Bride) He coliced and had to be put down. He was a wonderful horse - great personality, beautiful movement. He was a big boy -1700 pounds and 17 hands. He died 2-1/2 years ago and I still miss him. I still have a quarter horse. He's older, but still very athletic. I bought him for cutting, but hes ended up just being a horse I ride around on. I dont get to ride much as I had a serious health issue about a year and a half ago and it affected my balance. I believe I will be able to start riding again this spring.
I love going downtown. She loves receiving. She has huge orgasms that way -I mean spasming, eyes rolled back, pushing my head away, cant breathe orgasms.
Now y'all are trying to get me interested in joining a chat room. The reason I haven't is that being dyslexic, there is just no telling what I will type not meaning to, and havme people mad at me. OUCH! yep, some might get offended if you wrote something like "I like to put peanut butter on my penis and have my GOD lick it off". Just sayin'
My girlfriend is the first woman I have been with that has a large clit. I love it. I have no trouble finding it when Im licking there. Also, when doing the deed, I can maneuver myselfl so that my cock slides right over her clit. She loves it and cums like crazy that way.
Perky ones that fit in my palm. Ill take two with a side of dark erect nipples and small areola. YUM
My girlfriend jerked me off in a theater one time. We were sitting in the back row, and the movie was Monsters Inc.
Reminds me of a jokeA country boy and his girlfriend were driving through the country. She scooted over next to him and said "honey, whisper something warm and mushy in my ear". He looked at her leaned over and whispered to her "bull shit".
First. He will need to shave his pubic hair. Im sure he would love for you to help with that. Beyond that, you probably wont be using your teeth on his cock anyway.
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