About Byrner

An average Aussie bloke. Do a fair bit of travel and love finding new adventures and shenanigans. Always keen to meet new people.

Jai Byrner
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Kayaking, mountainbiking, anal, running, cycling, swimming, blowjobs and dirty 69's. Girls, girls, girls and lots of sex. Triathlons, adventure races, hiking, multiday ride tours and white water rafting. If it is not meant to be eaten why is it shaped like a taco?
Favorite Books:
Musashi, You'll be sorry when I'm dead, Journey to the West, Don't tell mum I work on the rigs she thinks I'm a piano player in a whore house, The Game, Scar Tissue, It's not about the bike, In my skin.
Favorite Authors:
Marieke Hardy, Lian Hearn, Neil Strauss, Hunter S Thompson, Wu Cheng'en, Paul Carter, Kate Holden, Eiji Yoshikawa, Mark Brandon Read.
Favorite Movies:
Snatch, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Pulp Fiction, The Castle. Anything by Abby Winters.
Favorite Music:
Tool, Radiohead, RHCP, Hilltop Hoods, Tiesto, dubstep,
Date Joined:
17 Mar 2012
Last Visit:
25 Jul 2014 (3 days ago)
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Big clit and lips?
Posted: 22 May 2012 02:09

They are all good, can be a huge turn on if displayed in the right way. Cleanliness is a requirement regardless of features. The extra playground equipment means for more areas to lick, suck and pleasure.

Topic: Indisputable proof that Twilight is the worst movie/book ever.
Posted: 12 May 2012 02:24

Primates do eat their placenta after childbirth so this could be evidence that the Twilight series has slowed evolution and possibly caused it to go backwards. Throwbacks do happen so if the poor child comes out with a hairy back it might be more comforting to this fruitloop to think she has birthed a werewolf.

Topic: Who has the hottest photo galleries on Lush?
Posted: 11 May 2012 03:18

Stories get ranked but photo galleries don't. Who do you think has amazing photos on their page?

Topic: Gray pubes??
Posted: 06 May 2012 02:03

To be honest on the few times I have done the Mrs Robinson thing I did not notice or look for grey (sorry Australian spelling). An older lady can keep a young buck distracted with other things like experience and skill.

Topic: How long is too long in the bed in regards to endurance.
Posted: 01 May 2012 03:06

Thanks for the comments Ladies,

I think you are both right in some aspects. I guess there is a bit of background to the two scenarios but you both did extremely well in picking up on a few details that I had suspected. Very correct that the new girl is the complainer.

I think low self esteem was prevalent in both but certainly more in the new girl. I have heard the "am I not good enough" sentiment before in varied forms. Usually after a few times they start to recognise the benefits. Being a mad keen cyclist also means that my legs don't get sore/tired but not all girls are flexible or limber enough to not complain about having sore legs the following week. But the whole low self esteem/turn the lights does not help me come any quicker.

I am pretty handy with the tongue (taking the new girl to orgasm with licking just one nipple) so I got in trouble doing the focus on her thing as well because then she had orgasmed more than me - I hadn't. Evidently she hadn't had sex in over 10 months so I think she is just out of touch with it all.

As for the Fbuddy, it is an ex-girlfriend and still very much in love with me but very in denial. We live in different cities now so don't see each other that often.

Topic: Fuck or Pass???
Posted: 30 Apr 2012 04:00

Topic: mouth, ass or pussy?
Posted: 30 Apr 2012 03:15

Good sex can be had in either. Great sex can be a combination of two and fkn amazing sex should be all three with a bit of healthy mix up.
To answer your question though:

Mouth is good because all the work and power has been shifted to the female. There are different sensations that a tongue and suction can provide that the others can't. Eye contact is always a mind bender.

Vagina is always amazing and the bread and butter of sex, it is wet and visual. Power can shift between the two depending on position and there are multitude of sensations depending on position, tempo and power.

Anal is the ultimate on several levels. It is taboo, forbidden by most girls, dirty and more sensation intense that both oral and vaginal due to the muscles. On a down side it is dirty, requires lube and a lot of slow preparation and controlled thrusts.

I can almost come on command just by a girl asking me to put it in her arse for the first time.

Topic: How long is too long in the bed in regards to endurance.
Posted: 30 Apr 2012 02:27

In the last week I have slept with two girls separately, one new and the other a repeat offender. I cycle, swim, kayak, run a lot and regularly compete in 6 hour plus events. I find that this sort of endurance is transferable to the bed especially with the legs.
I like to spend about 2 plus hours frollicking in the bed on a week day, a bit longer on weekends. The girls get a good 3-4+ orgasms per round and I may or not ejaculate depending on training. In the last week I handed out 14 between the two.

My confusion is around the two girls, one loves my endurance and calls me amazing thus returning for the guaranteed service. The other calls me amazing but hates that I don't orgasm in under ten minutes. The worst thing I heard last week was "I've sucked your dick for 2 minutes why haven't you cum?"

I understand that bad sex should not be continued and drawn out but I physically keep this girls eyes rolled into the back of her head like a heroin overdose.

I don't want to be a quick draw as I enjoy sex too much to waste it during a commercial break but I also like to please the ladies.

Comments or advice would be welcome.

Topic: Ladies and Gentlemen what do you wish your man/woman would just do with out you asking?
Posted: 26 Apr 2012 13:17

Wake me up in the middle of the night with my cock in her mouth

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Stories Published By Byrner
Teasing Rachelle

I had been seeing Rachelle for a few weeks. It started out as a one night stand but evolved into a bit of a regular bang. I was very busy at work so I enjoyed the availability of a nasty sport fuck. Rachelle was only 20 and from what I could tell had only recently discovered the joys of wild sex. She had that enthusiasm for the cock that only youth and a recent awakening can unleash. If I...

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Posted: 11 Mar 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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