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Oxford Educated, world traveler: I have lived in four different countries and worked in more. For the past ten years I have been living in Boston. I work as an expert witness in a very narrow field. Jobs are very few and far between. But the hourly rate is very high. So I make about the same working one week a month as I used to work full time. Chat room etiquette: I have been on the Web almost two decades and on the Internet longer. In the old days it was considered impolite to proposition someone in the first ten minutes. So if I don't immediately proposition you, ask to go private or suggest we get matching tattoos, please do not take that as a lack of interest ladies. I don't get offended and I know some women do not, but most seem to find it tiresome. I spend a lot of time online, but I also spend a lot of time in my workshop on arts projects. I have more tools than Norm Abrams. No seriously. I have tools that he does not, trust me. I started working in wood, but these days I am more into metal and plastic. I also do work with electronics and robotics. So if I am logged in but not responsive, I may have gone down to one of my workshops to tinker with something. Don't be offended if I don't respond.

Name:
Byron Lord
Date Joined:
14 Nov 2010
Last Visit:
24 May 2013 (47 minutes ago)
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Sign:
Cancer
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Married
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Straight
Location:
Massachusetts, Massachusetts, United States
Favorite Books:
Snow Crash, Neuromancer,
Favorite Authors:
Neil Stephenson, Issac Azimov, Tolkein, Ian Flemming
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Topic: More PC stupidity run amok.
Posted: 24 May 2013 11:18


School officials refused to make any comment about the allegations in the lawsuit. As such, the publicly-known facts are tremendously one-sided at this point.


Take a deep breath folks. Many of these issues that seem ridiculous according to the telling of one side turn out to be missing more than a few relevant facts.

There are two ways that a misrepresentation might be involved here. One is that the teacher is lying to us, the other is that the kids lied to the school board in their complaints.

Topic: What do you think about Yahoo's acquisition of Tumblr?
Posted: 23 May 2013 19:38



You are totally right on that one Byron. That's why I see those stocks in such a temporary light. Buy those stocks cheap when you first notice they are going to move up, and be patient, but not too patient. Unload them when the price is high. Then you've made a tidy profit and got out before you have to eat a big loss.

Yeah, if only I had put $1000 in bitcoin when they were $0.02 each.

Would have made $5 million at current prices.

Of course when bitcoins were $0.02 each there weren't enough to buy $1000 worth.

Topic: What do you think about Yahoo's acquisition of Tumblr?
Posted: 23 May 2013 19:16



Most of the fee Shhh

Bet I could steal him away for a slightly used R2 unit and a vader helmet.

But $50m is small change next to the opportunity being opened up here. The death of myspace didn't end the availability of easy to use home page sites, it just gave rise to userland, blogger and clones and when those went crappy they turned int Wordpress and then we had Facebook.

People buy these Web properties thinking they are a money making machine like a record label churning out hit band after hit band. What they actually have is a hit band and most times a one hit wonder.

Topic: IRS admits they deliberately harrassed Conservative groups
Posted: 23 May 2013 19:03

Scott, Lerner was placed on administrative leave. Which is likely as much as the administration can do to her under civil service rules because she is career civil service not an appointee.

I can't see any mention of a promotion. Occasionally the way that someone is dismissed from the career civil service is that they are promoted to an appointed slot. That is how the Clintons got rid of Linda Tripp. They promoted her to an appointed slot and then let the Bush crew can her. They knew Bush would fire her because Tripp had previously been the source that disclosed Bush senior's extra marital affair as president. The reason Tripp was so keen to get tapes on Clinton was that she had failed to nail Bush senior.

Lerner is done as far as working for the IRS is concerned. But she will probably hang on till she gets her full pension rights.

The idea that Issa is going to have her prosecuted for contempt of Congress is rather silly. He does not get to make that decision. The theory that a witness waives their rights by making a statement only goes back to the McCarthy era. It has never been tested in court and nobody particularly wants to try. Forcing her to testify will de facto give her immunity from prosecution.

But it is all nonsense anyway as the GOP has already decided to impeach over Benghazi despite the fact that nobody can explain what Obama is meant to have done that was illegal.

Topic: Ladies Only Please: Do You Prefer Circumcised, Uncircumcised Or Don't Care?
Posted: 22 May 2013 17:20

Back in the early days of the net there was a chain letter 'Make money fast' that appeared. A little while later, this started to circulate:

MAKE PENIS FAST !!!

Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 3 to 6 weeks you will have received well over 50,000 inches of penis, all yours. This program has remained successful because of the inadequacy and vanity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions.

Welcome to the world of Mail Order Penis Enlargement! This little business is a little different than most cosmetic surgery. Your product is not solid (sic) and tangible, but rather a service. You are in the business of extending penii. Many small of endowment are happy to pay big bucks for this service.

(The money made from the penis enlargement is secondary to the income which is made from people like yourself requesting that they be included in that list.)

* Immediately cut off your penis at the base.
* Cut off the head of your penis, and pack it in ice.
* Take the remaining midsection of your penis, and cut it into 5 pieces of equal length.
* Immediately mail each piece to the first 5 names listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. Send penis only please (total investment your penis). Enclose a note with each piece stating: "Please add my name to your mailing list." (This is a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are paying your penis for this service).
* Remove the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and number 3 will become number 2, etc.) Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10 position.
* Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position into 10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the message base or to the file section, call the file, MAKE.PENIS.FAST.
* Within 60 days you will receive over 50,000 inches of PENIS. Keep a copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again whenever you need penis enlargement. As soon as you mail out these letters you are automatically in the mail order business and people are sending you their penis to be placed on your mailing list. This list can then be rented to a reconstructive cosmetic surgeon that can be found in the Yellow Pages for additional income on a regular basis. The list will become more valuable as it grows in size. This is a service. This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws.

http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~watrous/make-penis-fast.html

Topic: What if real people delivered SPAM to your life?
Posted: 21 May 2013 13:42

Oh don't get me started.

When I was involved in various efforts to stop email spam we had lots of industry meetings and round tables trying to tackle the problem.

Guess what every one of them thought it would be 'amusing' to serve...

Topic: How Many People Are "The Daily Show with John Stewart" fans?
Posted: 19 May 2013 10:22

Someone compiles all news items and decides what we will have access to and always from one viewpoint or another. Consequently and also through experience of lying charlatans such as politicians I have a deep distrust of most media presented items. I also have an inconvenient long memory and this helps to consolidate my attitude. I wouldn't be surprised if this paragon of unbiased presentation and virtue didn't have some nasty skeleton clanking around in the closet. I feel there is a possible degree of hypocrisy when devotees of a site dedicated to sex points fingers at celebrity indulgences.

I have no problem with politicians having an affair or six on the side. They should have given Bill an incentive plan, a nubile virgin to deflower for each month the deficit is cut by x% or is eliminated.

What does infuriate is when the party that has claimed the position of national arbiter of moral standards turns out to be filled with adulterers, homosexuals and whoremongers. I have no problem at all with any of those in itself, it is when they are coupled with hypocrisy and vicious nasty attacks on people who dare to do in public what they are up to in private that they become an outrage.

Newt Gingrich impeached a President for adultery while he was doing the same.

The GOP has been pandering to the religious right for decades now. They have tried to eliminate the right to have a abortion and some of them have been trying to outlaw contraception. They have made their sexual activities fair game.

Topic: Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted: 17 May 2013 15:02

Feedback. As in the loud whining noise you hear when someone's on the radio and they go too near their radio with their telephone, or whatever.

So last week I was at my folk's house and it happened on a phone in on Radio Five Live. My Dad explained to me what did it, but even when he'd told me, I was none the wiser! dontknow

Anyone got any personal examples? And if anyone can explain what feedback is in laymen's terms...

Feedback simply means that a part of the output is going back into the input.

When you place a microphone close to a loudspeaker that is being fed by that microphone, the microphone is going to pick up a very slightly delayed version of its own signal. The amplifier is then going to take that signal, amplify it and feed it into the speakers.

If the microphone is far enough away from the speaker, the feedback sound reaching the microphone will have spread out far enough that it is quieter than the original and there will be a dampening effect.

If the microphone is too close then the oposite will happen and each time the signal is fed back into the amplifier it is going to get louder. After a few thousand cycles (a second or two) the volume will max out whatever the amplifier can produce and you will have a feedback 'howl'. The pitch of the howl will be determined by the delay in the feedback loop and the characteristics of the amp.

Topic: Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted: 17 May 2013 14:50

I still don't get how gravity makes the Earth a sphere, yet an asteroid is a lump of rock. I get that's something to do with mass and that the Earth is big. So what's the smallest thing in the universe that's a sphere?

There is a limit to how big you can build in brick before the force of gravity causes collapse, its about 12 stories which is why New York city skyscrapers have steel framed. Solid rock allows you to build higher but there is a limit there as well. A few miles depending on how steep the sides slope. Hence Mt Everest is the highest spot.

There are other factors involved. The majority of the earth is actually molten due to the decay of uranium isotopes in the core and mantle. So most of the earth is actually liquid.

Pluto is only just big enough for gravity to squash it into a rough sphere.

The earth is also a squashy sphere because the rotation on its axis causes a bulge at the equator.

The cores of Jupiter and Saturn are smoother spheres because the force of gravity is much stronger.

Asteroids are by definition not large enough to squash themselves into a sphere. What the astronomers are now calling dwarf planets are things that are midway between the two.

Pluto is still a planet though.

Topic: How Many People Are "The Daily Show with John Stewart" fans?
Posted: 16 May 2013 20:46

Never heard of him and what's the GOP?

GOP = Guys Oggling Pussy

See the following report on their activities.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/republican-national-committee-spent-2-000-west-hollywood-strip-club-voyeur-article-1.163989

RNC = Really Nice Cocks

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Totally made me think of you

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food for thought...

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Posted: 08 Mar 2013 08:11


Have at her!

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Posted: 13 Feb 2013 16:49
Happy Valentine's Day! I hope it's filled with delightful surprises!!


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Posted: 12 Feb 2013 13:49
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication." Your writing enhances the experience!
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Posted: 22 Jan 2013 13:32
WHERE.ARE.YOU? lol Hope all is well in your world. xox

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Posted: 15 Dec 2012 19:34
*Some of you have been a friend; some of you are fans of my work, some I see and hang out with in chat rooms, or maybe even in the forum. However I value each and every one of you. I’m truly honored to have met you and have you in my life. Be it you've been in my Lush life since the start or just meeting days ago. You've come into my life for a reason. Thank you kindly for being a friend, or a supporter, or a fan. Someone who believes in what I do. I’m grateful beyond words to have such amazing friends in such a short time here on Lush. Merry Christmas to you! *
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