08 Dec 2013 15:51
"I don't care that you have made it safe by switching the blades for your attachment. Making a sex toy out of a hand blender is just plain WRONG."
14 Nov 2013 14:25
I do not doubt the Admiral's patriotism or his commitment to civil liberties. I doubt his sanity.
03 Sep 2013 06:43
25 Jul 2013 18:49
This is what a 5Mb disk used to look like
Thats 5 million bytes, modern drives hold up to 3Tb, a billion times the space.
26 Jun 2013 17:29
A pirate found a cave with three statues of knights, the first had a spider on his shield, the second a bee, the third an ant. Just as he is about to reach out to touch one of the statues a genie appears and tells him that there is a fabulous treasure hidden in one of the statues but he has only one guess.
Where was the treasure and why?
A: The second had ruby eyes because booty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
26 Jun 2013 09:34
Shit. The A/C compressor has gone.
20 Jun 2013 05:55
Some Evolutionary Psychologists claim that men have evolved to think faster than women but that is not true. Men are merely more practiced at thinking faster than women. You have to think faster if your penis interrupts your thoughts every five minutes to say 'when are we having sex?'
15 Jun 2013 11:25
13 Jun 2013 19:27
Wow, Rupert Murdoch cutting headcount again. 50% reduction this time, his own wife!
12 Jun 2013 18:47
Agh, can't submit my competition story!! Site won't let me.
10 Jun 2013 17:11
01 Jun 2013 09:44
Saw this the last time 24 years ago today.
21 May 2013 13:49
How to tell if a scandal is a 'Watergate'
Q: Has the President been forced to resign?
If the answer is no, then it isn't a 'Watergate'
How to tell if a scandal might turn into a 'Watergate'
Q: Are elected members of the President's own party calling on him to resign?
Until they do, it is not a Watergate.