Forum posts made by captainkirkland

Topic What's the stupidest thing you ever did in a dorm room?
Posted 17 May 2013 21:46

Threw up in washing machine.

Topic Midgets
Posted 14 May 2013 10:48

Any nude midget pics?

Topic DONUTS
Posted 14 May 2013 10:47

mmm...great glazed goodness.

Topic Delta Gamma sorority member threatens to "cunt punt". Haha
Posted 24 Apr 2013 08:13

I understand why she is mad, but she took it to an extreme.

Topic If you could... would you swap gender for a day and why?
Posted 24 Apr 2013 08:10

I would for just a day to see the minor difference.

Topic perfect amount of pussy hair
Posted 23 Apr 2013 17:05

I like it trimmed to a minimum.

Topic The Willykini: YES or NO?
Posted 23 Apr 2013 17:04

I'd rather go naked.

Topic What is the riskiest place you have ever masturbated?
Posted 18 Apr 2013 13:40

Wal-Mart bathroom

Topic Crazy I say, just crazy!
Posted 18 Apr 2013 13:39

I once just took a golf club and started teeing off with eggs. Just because.

Topic IF YOU COULD....
Posted 18 Apr 2013 13:37

I would maybe when I was in my seventies.

Topic worst band in history
Posted 18 Apr 2013 13:32

Backstreet Boys

Topic days of the week..
Posted 14 Mar 2013 13:09

Threesome Thursday!!!

Topic Would you rather...?
Posted 12 Jan 2013 20:31

I'd just flip the mattress, I could not be that quiet.

Topic Film of the year?
Posted 03 Jan 2013 20:41

It might not be considered one of the best of the year, but I really enjoyed MIB 3

Topic How would you react?
Posted 02 Jan 2013 21:53

How would you react if you saw someone you know posing naked online or in a dirty video. Would you tell them?

Topic Do you believe in Ghosts
Posted 02 Jan 2013 21:50

I do, the idea excites me in a non sexual way. I enjoy a good scare.

Topic Would you masturbate on Skype with a stranger?
Posted 02 Jan 2013 14:24

Maybe, I would have to be in the right mood.

Topic mouth, ass or pussy?
Posted 20 Dec 2012 21:20

Good ole pussy

Topic would you love to make nudity legal if yes then why?
Posted 20 Dec 2012 21:11

Yes, but in some parts of the country like the beach or campgrounds. Not like in a store or diner. Plus, if men are aloud to go shirtless, women should be able too. boobieflash2

Topic Golden Showers......
Posted 20 Dec 2012 21:08

It seems to be a bit unsanitary.

Topic Your past self
Posted 20 Dec 2012 20:01

Never cut your hair and stick to ten push ups and sit ups every morning.

Topic Pros and cons of being a guy or a girl
Posted 20 Dec 2012 19:58

Of Being a Guy:

Pro- Sticking your hands down your pants for warmth.
Con- Nut Shots.

Topic Nipple Piercing
Posted 20 Dec 2012 19:55

I'm not a fan, but it is hot on some people if it fits their personality.

Topic what's on your t-shirt?
Posted 20 Dec 2012 19:53

faded sports team logo.

Topic Those Verification Codes required on many websites for 'security.'
Posted 16 Dec 2012 21:01

Some are difficult to read for us with normal vision.

Topic why do we call on god when we fuck?
Posted 16 Dec 2012 20:59

I guess it slides off the tongue easy.

Topic 12*12*12
Posted 16 Dec 2012 20:57

So many annoying facebook posts about this. angry9

Topic What is the best way to get rid of a hangover?
Posted 16 Dec 2012 20:54

Sleep, then biscuits and gravy...i'm just hungry afterwards.

Topic Top 5 Christmas movies?
Posted 16 Dec 2012 20:50

Just watched The Christmas Story. It is still funny nearly thirty years later.

Topic Climate Control
Posted 15 Dec 2012 20:43

How do you like it and why?