Brad Pitt and Angilina Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, it's just something about trying to kill each other then fucking each other's brains out seems pretty hot

Dear Pitt Football, fuck you very much. I'm like freaking Charlie Fucking Brown here, get my hopes up "This time I'm actually going to kick the ball!!!" "This time Pitt is actually going to win an important game and not fuck it all away." What happens? We fucked it all away. Tino you suck giant donkey balls, seriously, you're up by 8 points, 3 minutes left, CATCH THE FUCKING SNAP IT"S NOT GOD DAMN HARD!!!! And seriously, a 33-yard feild goal? You have the nerves of an infant humming bird with a sugar high. Fuck you and you're little dog to. Now have I have a God damn paper to write that could be done by now, if I didn't waste half my day on watching you asshats.

I think bottom limit for me would be 21, not being able to drink or go to a bar would be a little difficult. And upper limit, eh, not really.

Ok, first since light radiates in straight lines away from the source if you could travel faster than the light itself everything would just fad to darkness because you'd be moving away from the source and it would dissipate the further you went. Now if you used something like a laser that emmitted a very focused beam to diminish this effect and turned that on and off in like a Morris Code message and then start traveling faster than the speed of light in the same direction as the laser. You, in theory, would see the message in reverse. Now if you had a red laser and a blue laser and sent the same message at the same time, would you catch up to one of the messages faster than the other? Also, another curve ball, if light didn't dissipate, and you could travel faster than the speed of light, you could visually travel back in time, since you would be catching up to the light. However, how screwed up would sound be since its significantly slower? Would it be like watching a really poorly dubbed movie?

Side note: I don't know if this makes this post extra bizzar for me or not, but I'm watching Doctor Who right now.

48 seconds, not to be the nerdy pain in the ass guy, but seriously, depends on what kind of a bear. Koala bear, it's too cute to be fast. Black bear, eh, might be interesting. Polar or grizzly, I think you'd be dead before you even got to kick it.