12 May 2013 00:01
What the hell is a reverse gangbang? Is that like getting a bunch of guys in a room with a girl, but they don't have sex? That's just secondary school.
02 Jan 2013 22:02
Until last night, I had completely forgotten about how damn sexy Salma Hayek's table dance from the movie "From Dusk Till Dawn" was (is).
02 Jan 2013 20:27
Until last night, I had completely forgotten about how damn sexy Salma Hayek's table dance from the movie "From Dusk Till Dawn" was (is).
28 Dec 2012 10:54
Marvin Gaye was a dick slinging superstar with a voice that came from angels. Dude was a baaad motherfucker. His own dad couldn't even deal with his son massively eclipsing him in every way as a human. Marvin Gaye's dad was just a regular dude, he just happened to fuck a woman and consequently produced a baaad motherfucker, that they play Marvin Gaye's music in elevators without the words, and people sing along to the music. So his dad couldn't deal with it, so he shot his own son. Didn't wanna play the game, so he picked up the board and threw it away.
26 Sep 2012 07:21
"End of Watch" is one of the more 'different' movies out there. Different than the typical shoot 'em up cop movies that deal with the usual 'good guys' chasing the 'bad guys'. Gyllenhaal and Pena's chemistry is palpable -- you actually feel like the two are best friends instead of merely actors on the screen. I highly recommend it -- one of the best movies of 2012.
05 Sep 2012 07:05
If the Fall/Autumn flavor 'pumpkin spice' was a female, she'd be a supermodel.
15 Jun 2012 15:13
"Find something you love and let it kill you." -- Charles Bukowski
03 Jun 2012 20:52
Going to work on "Under the Thrall" Part 2 soon...
28 Apr 2012 04:50
Miami Vice reruns at 8 in the morning? I think so!
26 Apr 2012 18:27
I love ADD girls! Always bored and looking for something to do? Impulsive about sex? Like shiny objects? Already bored by th-- oh they left.
26 Apr 2012 14:55
My pothead buddy gets so high he speaks other languages; he's a Rosetta Stoner.
26 Apr 2012 05:19
Screw you, guy who starts standing ovations. I'm tired and you just made it impossible for me to sit without looking like an asshole.