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Date Joined:
09 Jul 2013
Last Visit:
17 Apr 2014 (12 hours ago)
Paramaribo, Suriname
Football, cricket, reading, music (playing and singing)
Favorite Books:
Lady Chatterley's Lover (beautifully written and evocative of its era, with great sex scenes, but that is far from all), Billy Liar, Story of my Life (Jay McInerney), Call it a Canary (Peter Tinniswood), Inkle and Yarico (Beryl Gilroy - rich Englishman shipwrecked in Caribbean, shacks up with native girl)
Favorite Authors:
Francoise Sagan (French novels of doomed romances)
Favorite Movies:
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Body Heat, Blazing Saddles, Brief Encounter
Favorite Music:
The Smiths, Lemonheads, Jimi Hendrix, Joan as Policewoman, Beatles, Bacharach & David
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Topic: how do you write in 3rd person?
Posted: 11 Apr 2014 07:43

I must say it is an unusual problem to have, but that doesn't make it any less of a problem. Most of what we read is in the third person. News reports, magazine articles. He did this, she does that, the government will do the other.

I presume what you're saying is that you naturally write about yourself. Is that right? I don't really want to offer advice until I know exactly what you are doing. But if you'd like to explain it to me I would be happy to help.

Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 27 Nov 2013 06:58

Sorrel tea. Supposed to be good for you.

Topic: have u ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 09:02

I was working as a guide in a sort of museum. It was a quiet day so lay back on a chaise longue and was enjoying myself when the other guide walked in. He didn't say anything, just walked through and onto the balcony. He later became a priest.

Topic: Guys what do you like more shave pussy or not?
Posted: 19 Sep 2013 07:36

Smooth is good. Stubble is not just unpleasant to feel but can also seem kind of insulting.
But pubic hair is sexy and will be fashionable again one day.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 25 Aug 2013 09:23

Rotate is intelligent and has a good body. I bet she's got a nice face too.

Topic: Do guys like Chubby or Curvy girls?
Posted: 24 Aug 2013 10:26

I like a bit of meat on the bones. And fat girls are not used to being regarded as sexy, so they are less arrogant. There's nothing worse than a slim woman who thinks she's God's gift to men, which unfortunately also means a lot of the younger ones. Give me a plump mature any time.

Topic: Guilty or Innocent.
Posted: 15 Jul 2013 14:44

Innocent. Have you ever spent all night trying to get someone into bed and then, when you'd cracked it, thought 'Actually, nah' and pulled out?

Topic: Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted: 15 Jul 2013 14:28

Yes also to Lynda 3, who appeared while I was writing my my previous smartass answer

Topic: Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted: 15 Jul 2013 14:27

What, Crimson Blaze? Silly question - if that picture is really her. Not that looks are that important to me, but when you're presented with beauty, why not enjoy it?

Topic: Guys ONLY - what's your favourite category?
Posted: 15 Jul 2013 09:50

To each his own, but I have never fantasised about my mother or my sister and I don't see the appeal of incest stories. I write about what I like, so my stories often feature asslicking and interracial couples.

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I told you I was trouble

The party was just breaking up – not a party at all, actually, but an evening at my home in which I had gone out, to enable my daughter to have some friends around for a few drinks to celebrate passing examinations and leaving school. Janie and her classmates were all just 18 and none of them had a ‘place’ where they could gather just to listen to some music and drink some alcohol in private. ...

Added 11 Apr 2014 | Category First Time | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 8,183 | 5 Comments

Labia of love

A tongue delves into the beautiful mysteries of a woman’s crotch. A mouth descends on the smooth, urgent head of a penis. Evolution is a wonderful thing, and sexually the human race is at a particularly good stage. We have progressed from the unthinking animal practice of a man jumping on a woman and fucking her for the sake of procreation, and have come to appreciate some of the other...

Added 03 Apr 2014 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 2,419 | 4 Comments

Angel Of The North

I’m in a bedroom in the dark. It’s in a flat above a shop in south west London. I work in the shop and I get this flat at a low rent. Three bedrooms and it’s only me living there. Tonight the place is full. My friends and I have been to a gig at a pub around the corner and met four northern girls who are down The Smoke for the weekend. My three friends have paired off with the more...

Added 02 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.54 | Views 2,687 | 9 Comments

Giving in to the need

“Forgive me, Lord, for what I’m about to do. You made me a woman, you made me attractive to certain men and you gave me feelings that could be stirred up. I’m sorry, Lord, but I have a feeling I’m not going to be able to resist this.” Jilly got off her knees and quietly left the empty daytime church. She crossed the street and walked the short distance to the railway station. She was...

Added 28 Mar 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,570 | 2 Comments

The mystery of Linda

Billy was working as a barman in a small pub in west London. It was owned and run by a Cypriot family, who had taken to him immediately and treated him like one of them. There was Phil, the father, his wife Una and daughters Maria and Elsa. Maria was 18, small, slim and blonde, but Billy thought it was probably dyed. She was intelligent and shy and, he thought, very feminine. Elsa was a...

Added 25 Mar 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,282 | 1 Comment

Dinner for three

Maria and Steve were an occasional couple. They would get together now and then for a meal or a drink or a Sunday afternoon walk, and it would always end up with great sex. They were just good together in that way, and although Maria would have liked to formalize the arrangement, at least into boyfriend-girlfriend, she sensed Steve didn’t want that and she knew better than to push it. She...

Added 05 Mar 2014 | Category Group Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 9,206 | 1 Comment

Ash man, Ash woman

Damn these Caribbean storm drains, Ash thought as his low-slung Nissan inched to bumper-scraping safety and onto the bottom of the hill. When it rained around here it came in gallons, not drops, and you needed these trenches to get the water off the road and into a stream as fast as possible, but it meant that every deviation off the main road involved a teeth-grinding creep down one side of...

Added 08 Dec 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 922 | 2 Comments

Look into my eyes

I was at Alice’s house to interview her for the local newspaper. She was a well-known local politician and widely tipped to be the next leader of her party. There was a steeliness in her eyes that never left, even when she smiled, and I wasn’t sure I really liked her, even if she had interesting views and said all the right things in a caring way for the benefit of the media. She was...

Added 04 Dec 2013 | Category Interracial | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.29 | Views 3,934 | 3 Comments

Vintage Women III: Lust Will Find a Way

The story so far: a 42-year-old man calling himself Richie Benaud (although he isn’t) has found himself in the midst of a very sexy group of older women on a Saga holiday in the Mediterranean. With the women calling the shots – and also using celebrity names - he has had encounters with two of them, separately, and has been told that there is more to come . Gigi was out of commission with...

Added 13 Nov 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 4,258 | 2 Comments

Vintage Women II: The Substitute

Waking up in Gloria Swanson’s hotel bed was a little strange. The first thing I remembered was the names business: she and her friend and I had adopted celebrity identities when we had met the day before. So I was cricket commentator Richie Benaud, Hetty was Gloria Swanson and Millicent was the 1990s tennis player Gigi Fernandez. Gloria and Gigi were much older than me, making a...

Added 10 Nov 2013 | Category Mature | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.74 | Views 4,214 | 3 Comments

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Posted: 07 Apr 2014 21:04
Posted: 29 Mar 2014 08:15
Hope today and tomorrow are nice..........

Posted: 28 Mar 2014 14:03
Have a wonderful weekend...........
Posted: 01 Jan 2014 08:23
Happy Birthday and hope all is going wonderfully.
Posted: 01 Jan 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 02 Nov 2013 08:32
Such a good new story, Chris
Posted: 25 Oct 2013 06:09
Happy Halloween to a donkeyman
Posted: 18 Oct 2013 20:09

Happy Halloween
Posted: 18 Sep 2013 17:21
First time I've tried to post a picture....
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