Forum posts made by cleverfox

Pfft... youth ~

You are all obviously rookies.

Anyone over the age of 39 knows that for the best hygiene, one is supposed to defecate during the morning shower...and stomp any particulate matter that won't dissolve in the scalding, high pressure shower spray - down the drain with your heel.

Never with the ball of your foot. The heel!

I am almost embarrassed that I must keep educating such a sizable chunk of the Lush population about matters such as this.

Anyone who wishes to thank me for this and all future insights may donate a year long Gold subscription to a friend of your choosing.

What I really want to know is what you ladies do about those annoyingly persistent Tiny.Cotton.Balls...

WMM, you are such a hillbilly, ROFL.

As a scientist I would usually propose a double blind experiment to find out whether folding or scrunching works better but I am not touching this with a 10 foot pole.

Wow, I just did the math and there are a lot of Leo's out there. Approximately 1/12 of the population are Leo's.

By the way, did you know 40% of all sick days taken are on Mondays and Fridays? Aren't people amazingly lazy?

Hey Sprite, if you and Dancing Doll are going to have a pillow that degenerates into the two of you wrestling, can I sell tickets and popcorn? I promise to give the two of you 10% each of the net profits.

I have thought about posting my actual picture but then I looked at some of the stories that I wrote and putting my picture on them didn't seem like such a great idea.

I use a cartoon avatar that I thinks represents my personality more than my actual looks. I do have to mention that I am a red head that likes to fence.

This thread reminds me of the movie "Surrogates" with Bruce Willis.

I bet you southern boys are put off by the "in-law" part eh? *nudges you with elbow* ;)

Felix, you are truly one sick and twisted individual. Why do you always post what I am thinking?

Holy Crap! CrazyD, that is worse than the spider picture.

I look at it as a husband asking his wife to please stop asking him stupid questions.

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I am such a nerd.

I think the only chance the father has of really fighting this case is if he can show that the District Attorney regularly did not prosecute simular situations of an 18 year old having sex with a 14 year old where both of the people are of different sexes. Otherwise I think it best to accept the plea deal. After all, she did break the law.

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Yep, you really gotta be careful.

Please, For the love of God, DON'T FART! You will only make it angry.

I'll have you know they kicked me out of Brownies for JUST THAT!

What a coinicidence, I was kicked out of the Cub Scouts for eating Brownies.

Someone compiles all news items and decides what we will have access to and always from one viewpoint or another. Consequently and also through experience of lying charlatans such as politicians I have a deep distrust of most media presented items. I also have an inconvenient long memory and this helps to consolidate my attitude. I wouldn't be surprised if this paragon of unbiased presentation and virtue didn't have some nasty skeleton clanking around in the closet. I feel there is a possible degree of hypocrisy when devotees of a site dedicated to sex points fingers at celebrity indulgences.

Sprite, I think Jack_42 is trying to say that John Stewart is just as bad as any other media news source. I have to respectfully disagree with that sentiment because John Stewart is a satirist and a comedian. He is not really a journalist or is The Daily Show really news. If he is biased we should remember that it is comedy not news.

It is sad when you do get better news from satire than the real media outlets but then at the heart of every great comedy is a tragedy.

I have never heard of Marmite. I have heard of Vegimite but I have never had a chance to try it. If I ever get the chance I will try either one. I am always up to try new foods.

I have never cared all that much for baked beans because of the texture and the sweetness. If I ever get the the UK I will have to try baked beans there.

Seeing how the people that have tried both Marmite and Vegimite seem to react, it makes me think how most people in the USA react if they are asked if they prefer Pespi or Coke.

How about a mixture of categories? I would like to see a BDSM mixed with beastiality and necrophilia. I always wanted to read stories about somebody beating a dead horse.

(If you are going to get upset, please re-read the post an realize that it is a joke.)

Ahh, this is supposed to be a bad thing, right?
Cause I find this mildly arousing

She will not come down on your ass in the good way.

To me this means we need to fight this now in congress and with the president. If it comes to an armed rebellion because the military has decided to take over the country it is too late. All of the arms stockpiled by the self-appointed militias won't make a rat's ass difference. The resistance in that case would be guerralla at best.

Now you can ask me if I would march to the gas chamber voluntarily and I would say "No!" But if it comes to a physical fight with the US military I can assure the gas chamber will be dropped on you from the sky and the military wouldn't be all that concerned about collateral damage.

She sounds like a real game player and manipulator. I have been where you are too many times in my life.

Start doing the things you used to do before you met her.

I know you posted this question some time ago but an update would be appreciated.

I don't know. I am on my iPhone and on 3G and I am not having any problems.

Maybe it is your carrier.

I don't like the way the task bar scrolls on my iPhone. Every time I want to go to the home page I need to enlarge the bar so I can hit "Home" but then the left side of the task bar gets pushed off the screen. The same thing happens with Friends and Messeges icons on the right side of the screen. So I have to try to push the tiny buttons and I always miss and get the wrong icon.

I post in The Rage Cage.

I am a physicist. I have a bachelor degree in Physics from Kent State University.(Yes, that Kent State.)

Gravity does bend space/time but it takes a very strong gravitational field before we will notice anything. The strongest gravitational field in our solar system(the Sun) barely bends space/time enough so that experimental physicists were able to confirm Einstien's General Theory of Relativity.

Gravity bending space/time has nothing to do with why the Earth is a sphere.

If I had a chalkboard I could graphically explain Special Reletivity and General Reletivity to you and you would understand it. You might need me to explain it to you again but you would see the basic concepts.

OK my next question in this category is, 'Why is the Earth a sphere and not a shapeless lump of rock?'

Apparently it's something to do with space and time and Einstein? Can anyone explain this in layman's terms? I asked my friend Ashlie who's the clevererest person I know and it was just gobblydegook. How does space and time make the Earth into a sphere? I've been drinking wine, so now might not be the best time...

The Earth is a sphere because a sphere is the shape that has the lowest surface area to volume ratio of any shape. Fluids(this means liquids and gasses)always assume the shape of the lowest possible surface area to volume ratio possible in zero gravity. Think of water droplets in the a international Space Station. They are always round. Rain drops would be round but they are deformed by air resistance as they fall.

Now when the Earth was molten, the gravitational pull of the Earth tried to pull the Earth into the smallest point possible. This would make the Earth form a sphere. Anytime a part of the Earth slipped out of the spherical shape then the Earth's own gravity would pull that part back into place even after the Earth cooled.

This has nothing to do with space/time or any of Einsteins theory's of Relativity.

Feedback is like a driven and under dampened oscillator.

What this means is imagine you have a microphone that is hooked to an amplifying speaker. Any little sound that is picked up by the microphone is the amplified by the speaker. If that microphone is placed in front of the speaker the noise is picked up by the microphone and amplified and then picked up by the microphone and amplified....... Ad infinitum. So the sound keeps getting louder and louder, this is positive feed back.

This is what happens when somebody on a telephone talking to a radio station with that station playing in the background does. The noise is looped and amplified.

I hope that helps.

I agree with you:
1-If a mugger is has a gun on you, give him your stuff.
2-I doubt the cops would want your help in a shoot out.
3-I have no inclination to endanger you.

You asked about what kind of situation would warrant a gun. Here is one.
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He was not there to help the family. He was there to hurt the family. This is why I am a responsible gun owner - not for random shootings but to protect myself and my family from the evil that exists among us. Yes there are other ways to defend myself but I prefer to keep my distance. My dogs are my number one defense also, just like you.

I am sure that you have no inclination to harm me but accidents happen and there are innocent bystanders all over the place.

If you want a gun to protect your family then that is fine by me but remember that the numbers are against you and you are probably putting them in greater risk.

Btw, your link isn't working.

Which brings me to one of author Snell's primary points. Gun laws are being proposed and voted on by people with extremely limited experience with guns. There's no study, no finding of fact. Someone with no knowledge about the subject writes a bill, and if they're persuasive enough or have enough political clout, the bill gets passed into law. usually without even being read by the legislators that vote it in.

You're briefly familiar with firearms - you have a basic knowledge greater than some. Certainly you have a basic knowledge greater than Mme. Feinstein. And yet you're willing to allow some guns and disallow others, based purely on a scary name: "assault rifle".


Which of these two rifles is the more dangerous?

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This is not a difficult test. The answer is really easy to guess.

Who really gives a crap about which gun is more dangerous? That is like asking if a bullet or a semi truck is more dangerous if it hits you; it all depends on how fast each of those objects happens to be traveling when it hits you. I want to keep either gun out of irresponsible hands.

One looks like it could be used to 'spray and pray' to get as many people as possible at close range and the other looks like the kind of weapon somebody would like to use from the top of a tall tower as a sniper weapon to pick people off at a distance.

Both of those weapons are quite deadly.

I think you'll find that when most girls get to talking about their boy-friends together, there's not much bragging goes on. Sorry guys, but your egos would soon get a kicking if you could hear some of the things that get said ;)

To be very honest Annie, this sort of thing goes both ways. When I am with my guy friends and we are talking about girlfriends and wives it can be more of a complaint session.

But you know what the guys do after they are finished bitching? They go back to their wives and girlfriends.

Yeah DoctorLove, I am sure when the women have their all girl slumber parties, after they are dressed in their sexiest undies and sleepwear, after the pillow fight that leads to the full lesbian orgy that they then each start bragging about the humongous tool possessed by their male lover.

This is what you do, both of you need to get naked and when he feels the urgh to pee, put a strap-on on and stand behind him putting the strap-on up his ass while standing. The next thing is to reach around and grab his cock and tell him to start peeing. Let me know how this goes.....


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Somehow I imagine urine all over the bathroom.

No argument from me that he's not as transparent as I'd like him to be or as he's promised to be. I have cut him slack given the opposition party has openly declared that their #1 priority is defeat of any and all policies he holds - to the detriment of any and all other governing - but I'm tired of him seeking the middle way and want him to be more proactive in his second term.

To paraphrase George W. Bush from his debate with John Kerry when they were both asked what they felt was the biggest problem facing the country for this century and John Kerry answered with "Loose Nukes" and the best tha good ol' W could say was "What he said!"

WHAT HE SAID!

I have told one of my nephews what music I wish to be played at my funeral(Duel of the Fates, Mars the Bringer of War and I'll Be Happy When You're Dead You Rascal You) and how at my viewing hours I want a cold keg of beer and several bottles of scotch placed on my casket so everybody over 21 can chug a beer and down a shot.

To be very honest I want the people that attend my funeral to be celebrating my life and the way I lived it and for them to have one last hurra in my name.

If I had the WBC protesting at my FUNeral, that would be the icing on the cake of my life and I know that I would have died a happy man.

Edit:I wonder if it would be possible to have my bare ass exposed to them as my casket is carried past them?

I find it very interesting that such a staunch defender of the people's right to bear arms would have problems with the people's right to freedom of speech. I know how having the right to freedom of speech doesn't mean you can run into a theater and yell "Fire!" unless there really is a fire. Now I believe it was shown in Aurora Colorado that somebody going into a theater with firearms is a hell of a lot more deadly than a person yelling "Fire!" in a theater but of course I don't have any scientific numbers to prove said assertion.