Forum posts made by clover

Topic Help! Vagina, Pussy, Cunt... what to call it....
Posted 13 Sep 2009 15:15

First post in like a year...have internet for a day! YAY! Anyways, I wanted to add two that my ex came up with: Jaws of Life and the Pink Lagoon.

Topic A Little Ditty...
Posted 22 Mar 2009 17:58

I thought this was gonna be about Jack and Diane, two American kids doin', best they can...



Jackie's gonna be a football star, Diane's debutante backseat of Jackie's car...



I love that song Rocco! Brings back nothing but good memories =)

Topic Post your favorite Youtube video
Posted 15 Mar 2009 09:10

Peanutbutterjellywithabaseballbat! lol! The laughing baby is adorable.

Topic TAKE THAT!!
Posted 12 Mar 2009 09:23

hello1 rofl that is awesome chef.

Topic rocks
Posted 12 Mar 2009 09:21

True story-

I was on the phone with a friend of mine telling him naughty things I would do when I saw him next. He replies with "You, ma'am, read way too many sex stories." I laughed, and told him "No, I'm just really detailed with how I write. Watch, I bet you I could write a story about a rock, and it would be the best damn story about a rock you would ever read." He doesn't skip a beat to reply, "Yeah, if it was about a rock having sex with another rock."

Topic TEST YOUR INTERNET SPEED
Posted 06 Mar 2009 19:51

No I'm on AT&T. IN BLOODY TEXAS!!!!cussing



http://www.speedtest.net/result/424584186.png



*sigh* me too, Chef, me too.

Topic Poor Boyfriends
Posted 06 Mar 2009 19:39

One was in rehab (I didn't want to break up with him till he got out) and the other was cheating on me with 2 other women so I had a fun night out about a week before we broke up.

Topic Michael Jackson is going on tour again
Posted 05 Mar 2009 23:37

What happened to make his skin turn white? I forgot

Topic Post your favorite Youtube video
Posted 05 Mar 2009 23:23

Uuuugh, so they took away the music to my favorite, but this is still the same guys. My favorite was their Kelly Clarkson impersonation.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sbUnZUwN6S4&hl=en&fs=1



P.S. don't know these guys personally, stumbled upon them a long time ago. They bring a smile to my face every time though.

Topic Banned!
Posted 01 Mar 2009 16:34

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p47/hambleta/banned.jpg

Topic Funny Cat video
Posted 01 Mar 2009 15:30

UPDATE: 3am shrieking mouse woke me up cause he was being chased by cat. Mouse was rescued. House is back into normal order. =)

Topic Chivalry
Posted 01 Mar 2009 14:53

I had to think hard about this one lol. I don't usually let someone pay for everything, my pants are probably already off, and I'm the first one to notice my drink is empty and I need another one so you can see where I went with my answer...laughing6

Topic Sexual Preferences
Posted 01 Mar 2009 14:46

But...but...It depends!

Topic Good breakup songs
Posted 01 Mar 2009 14:42

=( the embed thing is disabled, but here's the link

Think Twice-Eve 6

I was once in love with my best friend, I used to listen to this all the time thinking of her...

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 01 Mar 2009 00:30

Two Princes-Spin Doctors =P

Topic sprained ankle
Posted 01 Mar 2009 00:28

Hmm, I would definitely make sure it isn't broken. I've done that with a foot before, messed it up really bad and it ended up being broken. I worked two 8 hour shifts on it before I finally went to the doctor, and I still haven't paid off the medical bills. If you don't mind your credit being messed up a bit, you can go to an emergency room and get it taken care of like BB said. I went to an "express medical" and got all my x-rays and my boot, plus physical therapy and it's really only costing me about $500, which I'm paying off very, very slowly. The debt collectors can't figure out how to get a hold of me ;P

Topic ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH to DONATE RICE?
Posted 28 Feb 2009 09:21

I tried again, but I can't get any further. My eyes are blurry now!

I did notice all the reading I've done over the years of trashy historical romance novels came in pretty handy, though.


I know! My first question was "What is the meaning of "bulge"?" evil4

Topic This is why You're Fat
Posted 28 Feb 2009 09:19

Heh, and I thought my diet was really bad.

Topic ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH to DONATE RICE?
Posted 27 Feb 2009 23:58

I couldn't get past level 30 lol. I donated over 1,000 grains of rice

Topic Lingerie
Posted 27 Feb 2009 10:06

I didn't realize there were so many Texans in here lol. (I too, am Texan) Naughty state we are.

Topic Worse toy ever?
Posted 27 Feb 2009 10:03

goth mouth lol. I can see these being popular at bachelorette parties.

Topic The Mean Kitty Song
Posted 27 Feb 2009 09:55

hello1 that is soooo my cat!

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g19/baguryu/vannercrazy.jpg

psycho kitty

Topic Dildo Vs. Vibe
Posted 27 Feb 2009 09:47

vibrator. if it has no batteries, it better have a pulse.


LOL lex! I fully agree!

Topic Hairy?
Posted 25 Feb 2009 21:16

I prefer freshly cut...laughing6
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu328/im2qt2kr/LawnMowerTattoo2.jpg
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu328/im2qt2kr/LawnMowerTattoo.jpg

Topic significant other and masturbation
Posted 25 Feb 2009 21:01

Hmm that one's not one I can really give advice over. I manage to bring up masturbation on the first date at least, more so because I do it so often, not because I'm worried about whether or not they do it.

Topic Funny Cat video
Posted 25 Feb 2009 20:52

Oh man, my younger cat would be the ring leader of those other ones. Today he actually knocked over the mouse cage...we still haven't found the mouse =(

Topic Do you have a Fetish?
Posted 25 Feb 2009 20:44

A decent cup of tea and a bacon sandwich does me ...


lol I know a few guys that loooove a bacon sandwich, before, after, and sometimes during sex

Topic been a while...
Posted 24 Feb 2009 23:12

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd18/dragon02qtie/Funny/Funny-2.jpg

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 24 Feb 2009 23:08

Oooh oooh, this one too =)
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/jblmami/sex.jpg

Topic Threesome Preference
Posted 24 Feb 2009 16:48

Never had the chance for mmf. Had a couple of ffms, but not exactly enjoyable, I was always the third wheel. =( it should be equal opportunity.