Lonelyforgood:
Granted, you find the key to happiness but you die two seconds later.

Lady Sharon:
Granted, but you have to have sex with the ugliest, stinkiest fatest guy you've ever seen. Remember to bring nose plugs.

I wish that all my friends on Lush forgive me for being gone for so long... so sorry everyone. T^T

1. Manuel
2. More
3. Matilda
4. Medic
5. Mini-Skirt
6. Mojito
7. Mongolia
8. MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!

A guy I know has this one.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Yea, people tend to back off after reading it.

Perfume...

When tied up and blindfolded,

Feathers, Oils and Virators
or
Whips, Clamps and Hot Wax

Why thank ya darlin. *Presses lips against yours, sliding tongue inside* mmm...

How about a kiss for me?

Mmmmm, Mojitos. My fave!!!!!

Granted, but you keep getting hounded by door to door salesman, Mormon prechers, girls scouts ect and never have a minute to sit down.

I wish for this weekend not to suck.

As a Seattle sports fan I have to support our new MLS team, the Seattle Sounders. But I'm not a die hard fan of the game itself.

Just like everyone says he wants to fuck other girls. He's being sleazy, using it as an escuse and counting on you to just take it. He's a sleaze and he doesn't really care about you. Something tells me you know this already. So here's what I say, leave him. He doesn't care about you, go find someone that will repect you and won't treat you this way.

Carly couldn’t believe what she had just done, chest burning as she stopped next to the dumpster in the dead end alley, clutching the magazine in her hands.   If this didn’t work, if he didn’t take this they way she wanted, she could get into a lot of trouble.   But she couldn’t think of anything else.   She tried everything else. “What do you think you’re doing Carly?!”...

Added 19 Mar 2010 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.75 | Views 7,756 | 1 Comment

Interracial Lovin: Ebony   Chandice couldn’t figure out what was wrong with herself.   The start of the lawnmowers engine just seemed to send chills through her body, right to the special spot between her legs.   No she didn’t have a lawnmower fetish, but she did seem to have a thing for the landscaper that was using it.   She just couldn’t understand it, she had never...

Added 18 Mar 2010 | Category Interracial | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 17,398 | 2 Comments

For a friend who I offered to write a story for...                         The hotel room is large and luxurious.   The word expensive comes to mind.   You tremble, standing to the side of the king-sized bed, but not in fear, well maybe a little.   No, you’re really trembling with excitement. He stands a few feet in front of you, eyes traveling over your body.   You can feel...

Added 12 Mar 2010 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.2 | Views 4,135

All about You 2   God damn you know how to eat pussy.   I get a chuckle from you when I say that.   I can’t help but gasp as you pull your fingers from my still trembling pussy.   God damn, you really know how to eat pussy.   Mmm, small shocks of pleasure are still riding through my body as you kiss your way up to me. You stop at my breasts, sucking a hard nipple into...

Added 26 Feb 2010 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 3,752

All about You 1   You giggle as I push you back onto the bed and then bite your bottom lip as I grip the sides of your panties.   You lift your legs so I can pull them over your ass and off your legs, throwing the final piece of our clothing to the ground.   I stop, admiring your nude body lying before me as you slowly open your legs, revealing your sweet spot to me.  ...

Added 29 Jan 2010 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 4,665 | 3 Comments