Forum posts made by crazydiamond

don't ask hard questions! just do as the man says! sheesh... the nerve of some people.

Yeah, I suppose that was a real cog turner, that one. My apologies, Hell Yes² .

Why?

It takes one hell of a lot to make me that angry.
If I am that angry, I have no words.
Lets not forget the humble finger.

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Looks like I have an extra post here.

Nothing to see here. Move along.


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I like to see everything. How ever that works I don't care. Everyone has insecurities, but to be honest, in the blur of the rawrrrr , i'm not thinking about how I look, I'm in the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/4dRq0MOfPAo

I saw this thread earlier today. I just took a dump and took note that I first fold it and then scrunch it. 8-

Thanks for the update. TMI

Normally, I would choose "a plate of my favourite cookies and a cuddle just because", but a love note is something I always dreamed of, so I would choose that.

However, the fact that a lad would take the time to think of how to please me would be the greatest romantic gesture of all, in my opinion.

Agreed, the basics i posted would be lovely, your suggestions, are above and beyond, well done.

Everyday things can help too, you do not have to make them "gestures".

"You look amazing"

"You smell lovely"

"How was your day"

"Can I help you with that"

These little things could be just as successful.

I was going to ask him, what about the mucky lads who don't wipe at all, but just turn their pants inside out the next day?


haha yeah i was silently avoiding that one

any woman who've done laundry, with men in a household, has had to wonder about this fucking messed up phenomenon.

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What about those mucky girls who wipe their asses by reaching through their legs rather than reaching around the back?

Only bloody YOU would know this! hahahaha

A new banner I made for Pussy_Predator and his new story "Mr. Officer"

Click banner for link

http://upload.lushstories.com/2025243620-mrofficer.jpg

The hilarious ideas have started forming in my mind, not that a male is EVER going to win this. Alas, I can't afford not to try.

oh i'll do my damndest to see you win! Let the branding begin x

I'll wait patiently for once- for the 40's . grrrrrr -he still looks 14 in my opinion.

His cock!

coughs discreetly ...

S, jeeez -ego is code for "cock", play the game girl!

need help i want to make a banner for my latest story and use as my signature can someone give me step by step on how to

YES!!

Firstly - easy on the decorative typefaces they are tacky and unreadable. Silly script, mixed with comic sans and countless others are an assault.

"KISS- keep it simple stupid" dont use any more then 2 typefaces, if you need to.

Secondly - colour of type, very important some also are unreadable.
Thirdly - DON't STRETCH IMAGES BADLY it looks terrible.

I could go on about alignment and shit , but I know it's me being picky, and not everyone gets poked in the eye by these things like I do.

There are sites to make banners, some good, some, not so much . Photoshop is ideal as you have full control.

Pm me, I can help you, if you like.

Also this maybe belongs in another thread, not the chat thread really. It's more about stories help/author's help rather than the chat forum.

^^^^^venomous pussy

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In my experience these people are usually looking to connect with other hot 19 year old bisexual girls

Are you telling me that all along, you were not a 19 year old bisexual girl? You're a big hairy buff man? *Runs screaming*

I think this is quite interesting.... there hasn't been a lot of research into the subject. I wonder what influences someone to be a folder rather than a scruncher and vice versa?

Really? Andrex based a whole campaign on this "shit" hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/embed/9dBYzgW7xjk

Toilet etiquette? Is that when you put the seat back down after a piss?

Or making sure you never, ever use the urinal next to the lower one

I'm not even touching this one...In my opinion toilet anything should be left in the toilet, not discussed hahahaha.
I'll never get over YOUR hangover cure.

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and for the record...FOLD everytime, it just makes sense, like sandwhich triangles NOT squares.

I think the difference really is in AV's and personal profile/album pics.
An avatar is the graphical representation of the user or the user's alter ego or character, thats perfectly acceptable, so is having pics you like in albums.
My AV is not me, but I have shared my actual pics with my friends. The difference here I think is the profiles where some have a fake pic in thier albums and what not, stating " me being sexy", "me palying" and so on, and the pics are someone elses. That is a bit fraudulent, if it was just fantasy you would say, " I wish this was me being sexy." hahaha.

Kegels are good for men too.

Doing the occasional Kegel while you have your cock in someone can give a little extra to the experience for her

Bollocks, prove it!

(as for my kegels... I can crack nuts)

His sparkling wit, his rugged good looks and- his awesome ego.

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"Like"

Casablanca, Gone with the wind, Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid

What was that name of the one in that pub?

whats your biggest fear during sex ,

Erm' can't say i've ever experienced FEAR!
If you are, I would advise stopping whatever you are doing.

Urinary tract infection, I reckon that would really put a damper on things.

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I'll have you know they kicked me out of Brownies for JUST THAT!

Queef - emission or expulsion of air from the vagina

The only way you can get away with being in the top of the foodchain of the market(i.e. not being percieved as a walmart manufacturer, but something cool and top of the line) you can't have "fat" people wearing your stuff. "Fat" people are the normal ones, and you don't want the image that "normal" people wear your clothes. It's the cool and trendy people, the type that everyone wants to be like. So, in turn other people will buy the same brand of stuff to be part of this group of cool people.

It is by far cynicism and exclusion on it's best, but that's just how it is. I've noticed it a lot around here too. Unless I go to one of the typical "suit" stores, I'll rarely find jeans in my size. I wouldn't say that 42" waist is really that big. It's more due to the fact that I'm so bloody tall, yet I'm sent to the "freak" department. I don't really care. Usually the people at that shop are more helpful, friendly and know their stuff better than the chick working at the top notch shops selling the top brands.

But this is capitalism for you. Capitalism cares only about the money and because of that has no problem considering people with certain characaristics as undesirable. In most cases it's "fat" people.


Oh Thor... You are just size RAWRRRRRR! I like staring into your belly button whilst standing x