Forum posts made by crazytexan

House of the Rising Sun- The Animals

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
A Few Good Men

I don't view oral sex as a two way street. It's not something that should be treated as a "you do me I do you" sort of thing. But then again, I absolutely love performing oral sex (just look at my profile pic) so I'm not offended when she doesn't want to get on her knees for me. I'll find other ways to get myself of (hopefully with her help).

I'm quite average (5.5"). I've definitely never heard any CUMplaints

Getting involved deeper with hobbies and of course lots of masturbation

As my avatar suggests, I absolutely love going down on a girl. However, I have met guys that refuse to do it. It's possibly due to a bad experience. For girls, I think it's best if you would explain to your guy how much you enjoy it and then try to incorporate it into your sex life. Perhaps by trying a 69 or something like that.

The first thing I notice in a girl is her eyes. The second is her smile. And the third is her boobs. Don't get me wrong, boobs are amazing, but they aren't a 'make it or break it' sort of thing.

Age is unimportant; however, maturity is. Although I tend to stick with girls around my age, I would love to have an relationship with a much older woman.

I love sleeping naked. There's no better way to sleep!

Handcuffs (but I guess that gift will be more for me)

(The) Lion King

Most definitely!

Winner winner chicken dinner

Wish you were here--Pink Floyd

Sometimes I want to cry before I laugh

Harry and Rhonda read hymnals every day

Garders

Serajavo (Bosnia)

Cocaine and waffles

It's definitely a two-way street for me. I don't necessarily expect my other half to shave as I've posted in other forums of this matter, but I at least groom. I shave my balls and neatly trim everything else short. I like the way it feels in the same way I like the way it feels when a girl shaves.

Wayfaring Stranger- Bill Monroe

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Definitely teleportation.

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I dont know where she got these panties, but they could quite possibly the sexiest thing I have ever seen!!!

When I was in the 4th grade, a girl that I had a crush on always wore a Drew Bledsoe jersey to school. I felt that maybe if I started to like the New England Patriots that maybe she would start liking me. Needless to say, the feelings between us weren't mutual but my love for the Patriots is still strong!!!

Although I've never been with a girl that has squirted (maybe I'm doing it wrong), I find squirting one of the sexiest things in the world. I'm still trying to find a squirter so I can fully experience it.

I absolutely love going down on girls. I love the sight, smell, touch, and taste. I always try to get her off using my tongue before we actually get down to business. This may seem a little weird, but I would much rather eat a girl out than getting a blow job and I love getting blow jobs!

I definitely prefer my woman completely shaved. However, a little bit of hair never hurt no one. What I don't like is a full on, 70's style bush.

If the Mayans were so smart that they could predict when the world would end, shouldn't they have been smart enough to see Cortez coming?