About cunnilinguist
Biography

A total geek who spent his entire childhood and teenage in a small town in South India. Here to read and write stories.

What can I tell you about myself? Um ... let me try:

Intelligence is my biggest turn-on.
I'm the laziest bastard you'll ever meet.
I love (most of the) Quentin Tarantino movies.
I'm a neatness freak.
I don't follow sports.

(Since you have visited my profile and are reading this now, I want to remind you that you're an awesome person, you're smart, you look beautiful, and everyone loves you. Have a nice day!)

UPDATE: Now considering a relationship with a (preferably Indian) woman who shares my interests! Seriously. If you are anything like the typical Indian person I meet everyday, you might scoff at the idea of finding a partner from an adult website. However I am a liberal-minded guy. I believe that we are defined by what we give back to the society and how we treat the people around us; having your kinks, if anything, only makes you more human than the prude hypocrites who are too afraid of the societal norms to be themselves.

* English is my second language. *

Name:
cunnilinguist
Date Joined:
05 Jul 2010
Last Visit:
17 May 2013 (1 day ago)
Sex:
Male 
Age:
30
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation
Straight
Location:
Interests:
Puzzle solving; language studies; graphics programming ...
Favorite Books:
Autobiographies/memoirs; science fiction; thrillers ...
Favorite Movies:
Action; comedy; fantasy; science fiction ...
Favorite Music:
Anything pleasing to the ears. Because fuck genres.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: What new story categories would you like added to Lush?
Posted: 15 May 2013 15:19

My suggestions:

1. Workplace Stories
2. Sci-Fi
3. Humour

(Also, it would be nice if you could have a "Non-English" category as well. Do you think it's possible?)

Topic: If you COULD suck your own dick....?
Posted: 15 May 2013 14:24

I used to practice a yoga pose called Halāsana just to be able to do that. And eventually I succeeded. I would say it ... sucked . First, the weird feeling in my mouth was much greater than any pleasurable sensation on my penis. And anyone who has ever given a blowjob would know what semen tastes like. Add the strain on your back and your neck and the whole thing is not worth the effort at all. 4/10; would not recommend.


Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 09 Feb 2013 01:21

He seems to be a genuinely nice and interesting person. A good husband to his wife. Talented writer.

Topic: What does your username mean?
Posted: 28 Jan 2013 13:03

Guess! Ha. Lwinking

Topic: How much does height matter to you ?
Posted: 17 Jan 2013 12:37

As a 5'4" tall man ... fuck.

Topic: Which story you read here has the best description of an orgasm?
Posted: 11 Jan 2013 15:49

As a beginner in writing, I tend to put more effort in creating detailed verbal images of orgasms. (Expert writers don't need to do that as they can make the reader feel the passion of the sexual encounter through the build-up itself.) So I was wondering: have you come across a breathtakingly vivid description of an orgasm? If so then share the link!

Topic: Ever had an orgasm by thought alone?
Posted: 07 Jan 2013 09:05

I have gotten off to just imagination a couple of times. When I was a teenager.

In a not-so-relevant note: At that time I didn't know much about sex, and believed that I was the most perverted sicko in the world and that my fantasies were the weirdest things anyone could ever think of ... . They mostly involved stuff like 69, threesomes, BDSM, swinging, etc. What a fucking stupid kid I was.

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 24 Dec 2012 00:52

Now bend over, legs spread.

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 23 Dec 2012 21:00

Now take off your clothes.

Topic: How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG is your tits for women?
Posted: 18 Dec 2012 13:20

You're so cute! You're pocket sized!!! And holding a beast in your pants.. RAWR.. :3

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Stories Published By cunnilinguist
Beginning of a Friendship

David was lost in thought as he walked home on his way back from college. Professor Jacob had given him an "F" in chemistry practicals again. David knew that the results of his experiment were accurate. But he couldn't do anything about it. Professor Jacob has been intent on giving David a hard time ever since he caught David kissing his daughter. That bastard , David thought, how can he...

Added 09 Jan 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 2,408 | 8 Comments

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Friends Comments
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Lush
Posted: 17 Jan 2013 04:00
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
ruchikaa
Posted: 31 Oct 2012 18:41
bhaiya, ye aap aur aap ki pyari bahana....

ruchikaa
Posted: 31 Oct 2012 18:05
Bhaiya, this is for u.
ruchikaa
Posted: 27 Aug 2012 03:52
hello bhaiya, kaise ho?
ruchikaa
Posted: 05 Jun 2012 16:53
ye bhi aap aur mai:
ruchikaa
Posted: 05 Jun 2012 16:51
aap aur mai
ruchikaa
Posted: 05 Jun 2012 16:50
Bhaiya. thank u for mail. yeh aapke liye:

ruchikaa
Posted: 11 May 2012 09:04
ruchikaa
Posted: 06 May 2012 11:45
bhaiya . i got your message. i will write you as soon as i can. pls wait. love u a lot. lots of hug , kisss, luck and suck.
sandhya
Posted: 27 Apr 2012 08:27
nic 2 cht 2 u bhaiya. lots of lick 2 ur lovly laud.
ruchikaa
Posted: 26 Apr 2012 09:17
thank u bhaiya for ur msg. aapke liye maine apna v-day ka gift ka pic apni profile me dali hai. aapko email mai jaldi likhne ki try karungi. aap ko kiss.
ruchikaa
Posted: 25 Apr 2012 08:51
sandhya said u chatted with her n ramesh. thanks for being so nice to us. we went to cinema on sat together. nothing much happened. mai aap ko jaldi hi email likhungi. luv and kiss- apki bahan ruchi.
ruchikaa
Posted: 02 Apr 2012 03:25
i havent forgotten you bhaiya. i will write you soon.
sandhya
Posted: 24 Mar 2012 17:43
this is 4 u bhai
sandhya
Posted: 24 Mar 2012 17:34
hi bhai. ruchi se apka msg mila. thnx a lot. im glad ki aap mujhe is kabil samjha. mujhe aapki bahan bankar bahut khushi hogi. aapko pyar bhare kis. bahut hug and suck.- sandhya
ruchikaa
Posted: 18 Mar 2012 02:00
Pyare bhaiya, aapki bahin ki taraf se.

Lush
Posted: 16 Jan 2012 19:06
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
ruchikaa
Posted: 30 Dec 2011 00:43
hi kumar, kaise ho?
ruchikaa
Posted: 09 Dec 2011 08:29
hi kumar, i got your mail. will be replying soon. sorry for being late. ruchi
ruchikaa
Posted: 23 Sep 2011 09:31
Hi kumar. I am waiting for your mail. Please write.
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