I originally joined Lush to read the erotic stories and, surprisingly, made some really cool friends along the way. The never ending list of NO's: No cams, No MSN, No Yahoo, No phone #'s, No hookups, No cyber, No we can't play hide the toy, No you can't cum in my shoe, and No I'm not sending you any $$ shots OR my used panties, but thanks for asking (sarcasm; please don't ask). So, if you're looking for any of the "No's," you might want to try elsewhere. If you are OK with a funny, sarcastic, usually always ridiculous chat on Lush, then I would love to hear from you.
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hey there guys, first off this is an alias account, i`ve made this account cause i don`t want my real lush friends knowing my little secret---->I`ve been shagging my hubby`s friend behind his back for about 6 months now!!! So why this then ? well as my lushies know i`m a big softie at heart and i feel a bit sorry for hubby so i was wondering if there are any lush laadies (or slutty ladies like me )out there that are up for a bit of fun to have some sexy talk with my hubby...i dont mean meeting him just emails or txt fun or any thing you can think of to boost his wee ego lol xxccxx love you all xxccxx You big softie you, is this how you think you'll get your guilty conscience off the hook if this is at all real. If he has no idea you're screwing his friend behind his back, why does his ego need boosting? He won't find it strange that random women that he's never met have his email address and phone number?? P.S. Do you think it might make him feel better if his wife and friend stop betraying him instead of unknown women sending him boob pics?
Hell yeah! They are mandatory at my sleepovers. My usual itinerary is as follows: * 7:00 - Girlies Arrive * 8:00 - Truth or Dare * 9:00 - Spin the Bottle * 10:00 - Do hair/Paint nails* 11:00 - Hide the cucumber. (sorta like pin the tail on the donkey, but well you know, inserting a cucumber.) * 12:00 - Naked Pillow Fight * 1:00 - Group "cuddle" Of course, there are always plenty of cocktails, and we always order a pizza, so we can all have sex with and share the pizza deliveryman. Sometimes the pizza deliveryman is just LM doing a bit of role play for us, but he really seems to enjoy that tip. The sleepovers really are a great time, just ask Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki! (P.S. Never in my life has a naked pillow fight spontaneously erupted at a sleepover.)
I know it's a bit of a permanent problem, but I've only today found a load of my audios posted on another site... http://www.podcasts.com/lush_stories_-_latest_sex_stories/page/ They have us all: Saga, Poppet, Shylass, Me, CG etc etc.Now, while they DO mention Lush stories - there is no link or anything and they do not credit the writers either. They have just about every audio on Lush posted there, not linked, but actually posted on their site.I've asked them to remove or credit me, other than a bog-standard acknowledgment of my complaint, I've not heard back yet. http://sexviponline.blogspot.co.uk/ None of my stories are here, but CG, Sprite, Frank_Lee and many many more are...I was told about this one by a friend, but I can't view it as I don't have an Android, but apparently there are a load of us on it too - I've complained to google and received an automated response, but nothing else as yet - apparently there are a load of lushies on there https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.iStoryMedia.EroticStories&hl=en Can anyone make any other suggestions here? Just with that link you posted, I see my "Where's the Remote" on the their home page along with one of DD's and Sprite's stories I think. I also searched their site and can't seem to find a way to contact them. Am I missing something? I also contacted the other site about the audios.http://9erotica.com/mobile/read/49262This site also has my story "The Conference Call" and don't see a way to contact them either. Do you just roll over and play dead?
Fucking thieving bastards!!!It's bad enough that you steal my stories, but now my audios too??Jesus, ask for my fucking permission or bloody well credit me!Seriously annoyed right now, fucking internetFuck, they've stolen us all!! Me, CG , CD, Shylass, Poppet, Saga... Bastards(I've put in a complaint) Oh and for the record.... YOU are a fucking dick! I've had enough of your shite... idiot! Exactly this!!!!
Where was your most daring picture taken and dare you put it on here It was taken in my bedroom. Or was it the one in the shower? Hmmm, or maybe the one in my car? I'm gonna have to take a pass on the dare to post it(them) here, tho. Sorry.
Formality??? It's just fun. I love giving them. A bj doesn't have to be part of sex. Ha! That just reminded me of Bill Clinton. It's not a formality for me.
For CG Thank you, KG! Just what I was looking for!
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I would love to see a Humour Category/tag and I think it would be very popular. There are some ridiculously funny stories here that are still pure filth.. (the authors know who they are ) Haven't people loved bawdy humour forever?A love letter category/tag sounds great. They can be just as beautiful as a love poem. Definitely would love to see a humor category. I know this has been mentioned before. Also agree with just a plain old "poetry" category. I have 2 poems; one is an ode to my broken vibe and the other is about gifts for the 12 days of Sexmas. Not so much love in either of those poems. In fact, how about a Lust Poem category.
“Hi, this is Lana,” Janey said in a breathy voice into the phone. She looked in the mirror and smiled at her image and continued, “Is anyone else excited it’s Friday? Why don’t you call me and tell me your naughty plans for the weekend. Maybe we can have some fun together?” Janey added, “Call me!” as she hung up the phone. Looking closer in the mirror, Janey noticed a few stray hairs on...
Added 14 Mar 2013 | Category Masturbation | Votes 65 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 6,312 | 51 Comments
This is a story written jointly by myself and my pal, Mazza. We’ve had a forum thread, Curlygirly and Mazza’s Big Sandwich, running for quite a while now on Lush and we thought that it might be fun to write about how things might go, if we could actually make it happen. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it! Curligirly picked up her ridiculous bubble-gum...
Added 06 Jan 2013 | Category MILF | Votes 44 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 3,602 | 40 Comments
If I hurried, I had time to drive home, take a quick shower, get dressed and still not be late for my dinner date with Jason. He was working late, so he would be meeting me at the restaurant. Since I knew he wouldn’t be stopping home first, it gave me time to get my naughty surprise ready for him. Hopping out of the shower, I quickly dried off, rubbed on some lotion and made sure I was...
Added 08 Nov 2012 | Category Toys | Votes 88 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 18,105 | 48 Comments
I drove to Jason’s office to pick him up so we could go out dinner. I was arriving earlier than expected and, if I planned things right, most of the office staff would be leaving while he finished up his weekly conference call. Two of the qualities which most attracted me to Jason were his unwavering confidence and his total self control. However, making him lose control was an immense turn...
Added 10 Oct 2012 | Category Masturbation | Votes 45 | Avg Score 4.90 | Views 4,074 | 25 Comments
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A sex swing for the pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French maid outfits, Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the fourth day...
Added 13 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 832 | 13 Comments
I thought I had to do it on my own But you showed me I wasn’t alone Day in and day out I could count on you without a doubt For months it was just you and me I always thought that we would be When times were tough You came through sure enough When every day seemed a trial Only you could make me smile You helped me greet the day And got me on my way Before I...
Added 07 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,396 | 17 Comments
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