About CurlyGirly
Biography

I originally joined Lush to read the erotic stories and, surprisingly, made some really cool friends along the way.

The never ending list of NO's: No cams, No MSN, No Yahoo, No phone #'s, No hookups, No cyber, No we can't play hide the toy, No you can't cum in my shoe, and No I'm not sending you any $$ shots OR my used panties, but thanks for asking (sarcasm; please don't ask). So, if you're looking for any of the "No's," you might want to try elsewhere.

If you are OK with a funny, sarcastic, usually always ridiculous chat on Lush, then I would love to hear from you.

Name:
CG
Date Joined:
05 Oct 2012
Last Visit:
19 May 2013
Sex:
Female 
Age:
44
Sign:
Aries
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation
Straight
Location:
Interests:
Reading, running, imbibing, gardening, and searching for new and ingenious mixers for vodka.
Favorite Books:
I'm a huge bookworm: I know This Much True, Cold Sassy Tree, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Rebecca, and Poisonwood Bible are a few of my faves. Don't care for romance novels or Sci-Fi.
Favorite Authors:
Too many to list.
Favorite Movies:
I always enjoy a good black comedy. Some of my favorite movies include Harold and Maude, Streetcar Named Desire, and the Princess Bride.
Favorite Music:
I enjoy a variety of music except for Hip Hop and Country. iPOD includes: Blue October, Van Morrison, NIN, Muddy Waters, BRMC, Pink, Metallica, Violent Femmes, The Cure, Godsmack, Doors, Bighead Todd, Black Keys, Alice in Chains, STP, Foo Fighers, QOTSA.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Club Zafia....
Posted: 18 May 2013 19:01

http://www.youtube.com/embed/RAnmYJ1kNhM

Topic: need help with hubby
Posted: 18 May 2013 16:37

hey there guys, first off this is an alias account, i`ve made this account cause i don`t want my real lush friends knowing my little secret---->I`ve been shagging my hubby`s friend behind his back for about 6 months now!!! So why this then ? well as my lushies know i`m a big softie at heart and i feel a bit sorry for hubby so i was wondering if there are any lush laadies (or slutty ladies like me )out there that are up for a bit of fun to have some sexy talk with my hubby...i dont mean meeting him just emails or txt fun or any thing you can think of to boost his wee ego lol xxccxx love you all xxccxx Embarassed Embarassed

You big softie you, is this how you think you'll get your guilty conscience off the hook if this is at all real. If he has no idea you're screwing his friend behind his back, why does his ego need boosting? He won't find it strange that random women that he's never met have his email address and phone number??

P.S. Do you think it might make him feel better if his wife and friend stop betraying him instead of unknown women sending him boob pics? confused5

Topic: myth or fact
Posted: 18 May 2013 09:56

Hell yeah! They are mandatory at my sleepovers. My usual itinerary is as follows:


* 7:00 - Girlies Arrive
* 8:00 - Truth or Dare
* 9:00 - Spin the Bottle
* 10:00 - Do hair/Paint nails
* 11:00 - Hide the cucumber. (sorta like pin the tail on the donkey, but well you know, inserting a cucumber.)
* 12:00 - Naked Pillow Fight
* 1:00 - Group "cuddle"

Of course, there are always plenty of cocktails, and we always order a pizza, so we can all have sex with and share the pizza deliveryman. Sometimes the pizza deliveryman is just LM doing a bit of role play for us, but he really seems to enjoy that tip.

The sleepovers really are a great time, just ask Maz, KG, Ginger, and Nikki! evil4



(P.S. Never in my life has a naked pillow fight spontaneously erupted at a sleepover.)

Topic: Stolen Audios and Stories
Posted: 18 May 2013 08:57

I know it's a bit of a permanent problem, but I've only today found a load of my audios posted on another site...

http://www.podcasts.com/lush_stories_-_latest_sex_stories/page/

They have us all: Saga, Poppet, Shylass, Me, CG etc etc.

Now, while they DO mention Lush stories - there is no link or anything and they do not credit the writers either. They have just about every audio on Lush posted there, not linked, but actually posted on their site.

I've asked them to remove or credit me, other than a bog-standard acknowledgment of my complaint, I've not heard back yet.

http://sexviponline.blogspot.co.uk/

None of my stories are here, but CG, Sprite, Frank_Lee and many many more are...


I was told about this one by a friend, but I can't view it as I don't have an Android, but apparently there are a load of us on it too - I've complained to google and received an automated response, but nothing else as yet - apparently there are a load of lushies on there

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.iStoryMedia.EroticStories&hl=en

Can anyone make any other suggestions here?

Just with that link you posted, I see my "Where's the Remote" on the their home page along with one of DD's and Sprite's stories I think. I also searched their site and can't seem to find a way to contact them. Am I missing something? cussing


I also contacted the other site about the audios.


http://9erotica.com/mobile/read/49262


This site also has my story "The Conference Call" and don't see a way to contact them either. angry9

Do you just roll over and play dead? confused5

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 18 May 2013 07:53

Fucking thieving bastards!!!

It's bad enough that you steal my stories, but now my audios too??

Jesus, ask for my fucking permission or bloody well credit me!

Seriously annoyed right now, fucking internet

Fuck, they've stolen us all!! Me, CG , CD, Shylass, Poppet, Saga... Bastards

(I've put in a complaint)

angry7

Oh and for the record.... YOU are a fucking dick! I've had enough of your shite... idiot!

Exactly this!!!! cussing

Topic: Where was your most daring picture taken and dare you put it on here.
Posted: 17 May 2013 12:31

Where was your most daring picture taken and dare you put it on here

It was taken in my bedroom. Or was it the one in the shower? Hmmm, or maybe the one in my car? confused5

I'm gonna have to take a pass on the dare to post it(them) here, tho. Sorry.

Topic: giving guy a blowjob :formality during sex or something else what is it
Posted: 17 May 2013 12:27

Formality??? It's just fun. I love giving them. A bj doesn't have to be part of sex.

Ha! That just reminded me of Bill Clinton. evil4


It's not a formality for me.

Topic: Sexual Bucket List!!
Posted: 16 May 2013 16:45

For CG

Thank you, KG! Big Hugs Just what I was looking for!

Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 16 May 2013 15:27

Spotted Cow from New Glarus Brewing

Topic: What new story categories would you like added to Lush?
Posted: 16 May 2013 14:28

I would love to see a Humour Category/tag and I think it would be very popular. There are some ridiculously funny stories here that are still pure filth.. (the authors know who they are evil4 ) Haven't people loved bawdy humour forever?

A love letter category/tag sounds great. They can be just as beautiful as a love poem.

thumbup Definitely would love to see a humor category. I know this has been mentioned before.

Also agree with just a plain old "poetry" category. I have 2 poems; one is an ode to my broken vibe and the other is about gifts for the 12 days of Sexmas. Not so much love in either of those poems. In fact, how about a Lust Poem category. evil4

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Stories Published By CurlyGirly
Audio Story Recommended Read Confessions of a Phone Sex Operator

“Hi, this is Lana,” Janey said in a breathy voice into the phone. She looked in the mirror and smiled at her image and continued, “Is anyone else excited it’s Friday? Why don’t you call me and tell me your naughty plans for the weekend. Maybe we can have some fun together?” Janey added, “Call me!” as she hung up the phone. Looking closer in the mirror, Janey noticed a few stray hairs on...

Added 14 Mar 2013 | Category Masturbation | Votes 65 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 6,312 | 51 Comments

Audio Story Curlygirly and Mazza’s Big Sandwich, Part 1 - Getting Ready

This is a story written jointly by myself and my pal, Mazza. We’ve had a forum thread, Curlygirly and Mazza’s Big Sandwich, running for quite a while now on Lush and we thought that it might be fun to write about how things might go, if we could actually make it happen. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it! Curligirly picked up her ridiculous bubble-gum...

Added 06 Jan 2013 | Category MILF | Votes 44 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 3,602 | 40 Comments

Audio Story Editor's Pick Where's the Remote?

If I hurried, I had time to drive home, take a quick shower, get dressed and still not be late for my dinner date with Jason. He was working late, so he would be meeting me at the restaurant. Since I knew he wouldn’t be stopping home first, it gave me time to get my naughty surprise ready for him. Hopping out of the shower, I quickly dried off, rubbed on some lotion and made sure I was...

Added 08 Nov 2012 | Category Toys | Votes 88 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 18,105 | 48 Comments

The Conference Call

I drove to Jason’s office to pick him up so we could go out dinner. I was arriving earlier than expected and, if I planned things right, most of the office staff would be leaving while he finished up his weekly conference call. Two of the qualities which most attracted me to Jason were his unwavering confidence and his total self control. However, making him lose control was an immense turn...

Added 10 Oct 2012 | Category Masturbation | Votes 45 | Avg Score 4.90 | Views 4,074 | 25 Comments

The Twelve Days of Sexmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A sex swing for the pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French maid outfits, Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the fourth day...

Added 13 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 832 | 13 Comments

Audio Story I'll Miss You

I thought I had to do it on my own But you showed me I wasn’t alone Day in and day out I could count on you without a doubt For months it was just you and me I always thought that we would be When times were tough You came through sure enough When every day seemed a trial Only you could make me smile You helped me greet the day And got me on my way Before I...

Added 07 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,396 | 17 Comments

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Mazza
Posted: 19 May 2013 08:58

Mazza
Posted: 19 May 2013 05:17


I'm not so sure about his new haircut... (I still would though hahahah)

trinket
Posted: 19 May 2013 01:59
OMG Almost peed my pants laughing at the potato cookbook

trinket
Posted: 19 May 2013 01:58

online
crazydiamond
Posted: 18 May 2013 10:42
DirtyMartini
Posted: 18 May 2013 07:36
I'll pass on that one...read any good books lately?

kinkygirl
Posted: 18 May 2013 06:31

ginger86
Posted: 18 May 2013 05:56
Java
Posted: 17 May 2013 15:37
A little eye candy to kick off your weekend




ginger86
Posted: 17 May 2013 12:32
AngelHeart01
Posted: 16 May 2013 17:20
AngelHeart01
Posted: 16 May 2013 17:17

ginger86
Posted: 16 May 2013 11:47
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: 16 May 2013 07:16
I'm glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I saw that...
But I think it's more like this...




trinket
Posted: 16 May 2013 07:16
cocokisses
Posted: 15 May 2013 13:15
It takes a naughty girl to know one!


ginger86
Posted: 15 May 2013 06:22


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