I originally joined Lush to read the erotic stories and, surprisingly, made some really cool friends along the way. The never ending list of NO's: No cams, No MSN, No Yahoo, No phone #'s, No hookups, No cyber, No we can't play hide the toy, No you can't cum in my shoe, and No I'm not sending you any $$ shots OR my used panties, but thanks for asking (sarcasm; please don't ask). So, if you're looking for any of the "No's," you might want to try elsewhere. If you are OK with a funny, sarcastic, usually always ridiculous chat on Lush, then I would love to hear from you.Wall posting guidelines: If you're putting it on my wall, please make sure that it's erotic and tasteful or funny and tasteless.
D. All of the above.
It looks like Ginger has the right idea and has started decorating for Christmas. I got a few other things to "spruce" up the place. http://31.media.tumblr.com/0898496e05d61491aa93591caa6c40e9/tumblr_mxxczpH4eT1rlyeulo1_500.jpg Santa and the elves are certainly keeping busy. http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f7a8b59607edc989c56ba602b58e71c/tumblr_mxvols4f861qf0z3co1_500.jpg
Can't really say that I find any of these guys particularly appealing and to be honest, I don't see myself settling down with anyone... This! and to be honest, I do see myself setting down with someone in particular. He's all of the guys above and none of the guys above. Just a great combination that works for me.
Generally what happens is, the low score gets reported to Lush by the author, who claims it was done maliciously. Lush than contacts the low score giver and warning them not to give a low score with an added message stating "if you didnt like the story, then just dont vote on it" . So why dont we just have a "like" button instead? Why offer the option of being able to vote 1-3, if you are just going to get scorned? I don't believe this is the case when the scorer reads only one of the author's stories and thinks it's of "poor" quality and then scores it a 1. I've scored a story a 1 and left a comment and was never contacted by Lush. (usually, I just stop reading) However, I do think it becomes an issue when the reader thinks the story was awful enough to score it a 1 but then consecutively reads the author's other work, presumably also of the same poor quality, and scores those other stories a 1. I read the first Twilight book and absolutely hated it, so I've never read another Stephenie Meyer book again and don't plan to. I didn't buy the other two books and then bitch and moan about how horrible they were. Or, another scenario that plays out, the person reads a bunch of different Lush authors and score all those stories a 1. If after reading the story and deciding it's of the poorest possible quality, why would the reader continue reading the author's other stories and score them a 1. That does seem a bit malicious to me.
Ok, a little bit of context, so I am looking for something special to post on my special someone's wall. I come across this little nugget. I am thinking this is perfect, sweet, loving, and romantic until I get to the last sentence and actually out loud said..... WTF!!!!!!!!!! http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Romantic+as+Fuck.+Read+it+till+the+end.+Worth+it_cc3737_4395794.jpg Please don't do that last part, because it would make me very, very sad.
Never has talking about cell phones and discussing cell phone service made me smile more! That was very helpful. Hmmmmm, mine was spending some quality time with someone in the shower. Hope that iPAD recovers.
All Right Enough! I shouldn't have to come in here and keep saying this! *sheesh * http://img9.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B4%D0%BE-%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B0-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BE%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5-%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-729149.jpeg
Happily married but bored senseless....think you need a pen pal to chat and be a little sexy with.... I have kind of a novel idea...Why not make your wife your pen pal...write her sexy little notes, tuck them in places she will find them...like the pocket on her robe, or attached to a little "mad money" in her wallet...(that way, she will know that it was intentional and not a little love note to some imaginary lover or an office fling!) Remember the things that you did while you were courting? Do them again, especially the little things. Open the door for her, pull out her chair, compliment her (honestly though!) hold her hand, buy her flowers just because....make it your mission to make her happy. That should keep you busy and un-bored. Excellent!
If I hurried, I had time to drive home, take a quick shower, get dressed and still not be late for my dinner date with Jason. He was working late, so he would be meeting me at the restaurant. Since I knew he wouldn’t be stopping home first, it gave me time to get my naughty surprise ready for him. Hopping out of the shower, I quickly dried off, rubbed on some lotion and made sure I was...
Added 08 Nov 2012 | Category Toys
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“Hi, this is Lana,” Janey said in a breathy voice into the phone. She looked in the mirror and smiled at her image and continued, “Is anyone else excited it’s Friday? Why don’t you call me and tell me your naughty plans for the weekend. Maybe we can have some fun together?” Janey added, “Call me!” as she hung up the phone. Looking closer in the mirror, Janey noticed a few stray hairs on...
Added 14 Mar 2013 | Category Masturbation
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This is a story written jointly by myself and my pal, Mazza. We’ve had a forum thread, Curlygirly and Mazza’s Big Sandwich, running for quite a while now on Lush and we thought that it might be fun to write about how things might go, if we could actually make it happen. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it! Curligirly picked up her ridiculous bubble-gum...
Added 06 Jan 2013 | Category MILF
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This is a story jointly written by myself and my partner in crime, Mazza. Mazza woke, her head was pounding. She opened her eyes and the room swam in and out of focus. What a mess! Champagne bottles, empty glasses and food wrappers were strewn everywhere. “Where the hell am I?” She thought as she began to sit up on the sofa, which was a mistake, as her head immediately began to spin...
Added 24 Jul 2013 | Category Group Sex
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I drove to Jason’s office to pick him up so we could go out dinner. I was arriving earlier than expected and, if I planned things right, most of the office staff would be leaving while he finished up his weekly conference call. Two of the qualities which most attracted me to Jason were his unwavering confidence and his total self control. However, making him lose control was an immense turn...
Added 10 Oct 2012 | Category Masturbation
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I thought I had to do it on my own But you showed me I wasn’t alone Day in and day out I could count on you without a doubt For months it was just you and me I always thought that we would be When times were tough You came through sure enough When every day seemed a trial Only you could make me smile You helped me greet the day And got me on my way Before I...
Added 07 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A sex swing for the pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French maid outfits, Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the fourth day...
Added 13 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems
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