Forum posts made by curlygirly

Topic Ladies, would you rather date a really funny guy, or someone who is great in bed?
Posted 03 Jan 2014 07:03

Funny guy. I could teach him how to please me in bed.

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If we couldn't laugh together, odds are we wouldn't be in bed together! evil4

Topic meeting in Blackpool January
Posted 29 Dec 2013 17:56

okay. I'll grab a bottle of Boones. Meet you guys there. I hate to be antisocial.


I hear Melon Ball is a great flavor. no

What time are we all mee...Curses!! I'm over the age limit! *sigh* Party on, Garth!!

Topic Which part of gods country are you from?
Posted 28 Dec 2013 09:10

I got Aurora and Rockford, IL along with Madison, WI. Close enough!

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 22 Dec 2013 05:03

Oh WOlverine, SLOW down!! I know CG gets cranky when she needs a snack , but some shortcuts just don't save any time at all!!



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Got up early to bake some Christmas cookies. Enjoy!! Hmmm, maybe someone else should help with the decorating next time?? evil4

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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 22 Dec 2013 04:26

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Topic question for all the lush veterans out there
Posted 21 Dec 2013 06:18

Well, not me, but... Embarassed


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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 21 Dec 2013 05:44

Making some gifts for people. Shhh

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Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 21 Dec 2013 04:27



Well for my first post in the infamous Big Sandwich thread, I figured I'd better make it good. Pour Wine



Looky Looky who finally graced us with her presence!! Big Hugs Welcome to the sammich, DW! We're happy you made it!

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Topic Happy Birthday Lafayettemister!
Posted 21 Dec 2013 04:01

Well, what can I say? Thankyou all for your wishes, I'm quite overwhelmed. Really I am, I haven't spoken to you all but you all rally round, so thankyou again, you've quite made my day!




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Topic Happy Birthday Lafayettemister!
Posted 21 Dec 2013 03:58

Happy Birthday to one of my most favoritest Lushies ever!!!! occasion4

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Hope there's a lot of confetti for your Birthday! laughing8
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Topic Holiday Humor
Posted 20 Dec 2013 14:28



CG - I'm pretty sure you've said this to me before!!

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Excuse me, gotta go. The tears aren't just running out of my eyes anymore. damnitalltohell!

Topic Kleenex review from the mother of 3 teenage boys.
Posted 20 Dec 2013 14:10

45 minute showers!


I can totally relate. They're killing me with this friggin water bill! I knock before opening any and all doors these days! Embarassed

Topic Holiday Humor
Posted 20 Dec 2013 13:30



Can you really blame people? Basically you're calling everyone on Lush a bunch of assholes that only care about sex. So much so that we don't have a sense of humor. There is lots of funny stuff on here. Some of these assholes are so fucking sarcastic and funny that it oozes off they profile pages and into their posts. Yeah, I'm looking at you CG! haha If you don't like the "all sex" stuff in the games forums, don't go there. There are entire sections strictly for humor. Although, if you would take the time to play in the word games section and/or get to know the people that frequent those sections you might become part of the humor and have a little fun.

I know lots of people here with a great sense of humor. But we took the time to engage each other and chat and let our humor come out naturally. Maybe you should try that approach. No one is going to be your little music box monkey and put on a show for you just to appease your need for laughter.

You can dismiss me as not having a sense of humor if you wish, I just didn't see this post as particularly funny.

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Now that I have your attention. I would like to apologize. I started this post because I thought Lush readers had A sense of humor. I was wrong. from what I see here the only thing on the minds of Lush readers is sex.Perhaps they should have named it Lust Stories A young lady here posted describe in 4 words what you would say if you woke up in bed with me.34 pages of response. All pretty much saying about the same thing, (Want to go again)While I on the other hand received 2
I didn't bother posting on hers apparently, I was the only one who thought.(Why are you here) Then again I'M not the type of person who would have sex with A woman less than half my age. I would have just deleted this post but Lush does not permit that. Only editing is permitted. So I thought I would Apologize for interrupting your intellectual orgy. I will in the future refrain from posting normal questions. Thanks for reading.

As LM stated above, then I would suggest staying out of the games' forums. Visit almost any "Ask the Gals" post (pubes or no pubes and repetitive cock-length posts the best), and you will see the sharpest and fastest wit you'll find anywhere. There are some freaking hilarious people on Lush. I've laughed so hard I've had tears or spewed a beverage at my screen more times than I can count.

On the other hand, I've read a few of your posts and have never seen you say anything remotely funny. I mean I laughed, and sorta cringed as well, but not because you were trying to be funny. Your posts come off as rude, condescending, and a bit combative. This thread is a perfect example. Frankly, no fun at all.


My takeaway from this thread: LadyX prefers cream pies! win/win!

P.S. LM is one of the funniest bitches I know! evil4

Topic Cumming before/ after/ with
Posted 20 Dec 2013 06:18

D. All of the above.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 20 Dec 2013 06:07

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Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 20 Dec 2013 05:29

It looks like Ginger has the right idea and has started decorating for Christmas. I got a few other things to "spruce" up the place.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/0898496e05d61491aa93591caa6c40e9/tumblr_mxxczpH4eT1rlyeulo1_500.jpg


Santa and the elves are certainly keeping busy.
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Topic Who would you spend the rest of your life with?
Posted 19 Dec 2013 14:22

Can't really say that I find any of these guys particularly appealing and to be honest, I don't see myself settling down with anyone...

This! thumbup

and to be honest, I do see myself setting down with someone in particular.

He's all of the guys above and none of the guys above. Just a great combination that works for me.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 19 Dec 2013 11:12

Fucker

Topic WTF?
Posted 19 Dec 2013 09:17

Ok, a little bit of context, so I am looking for something special to post on my special someone's wall. I come across this little nugget. I am thinking this is perfect, sweet, loving, and romantic until I get to the last sentence and actually out loud said.....

WTF!!!!!!!!!!


http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Romantic+as+Fuck.+Read+it+till+the+end.+Worth+it_cc3737_4395794.jpg


Please don't do that last part, because it would make me very, very sad. crybaby

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 18 Dec 2013 05:29

Never has talking about cell phones and discussing cell phone service made me smile more!

That was very helpful.



Hmmmmm, mine was spending some quality time with someone in the shower. Hope that iPAD recovers. laughing9

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 17 Dec 2013 10:56

All Right Enough! I shouldn't have to come in here and keep saying this! *sheesh * angry7

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Topic Pen pal
Posted 17 Dec 2013 09:09

Happily married but bored senseless....think you need a pen pal to chat and be a little sexy with....

I have kind of a novel idea...

Why not make your wife your pen pal...write her sexy little notes, tuck them in places she will find them...like the pocket on her robe, or attached to a little "mad money" in her wallet...(that way, she will know that it was intentional and not a little love note to some imaginary lover or an office fling!)

Remember the things that you did while you were courting? Do them again, especially the little things. Open the door for her, pull out her chair, compliment her (honestly though!) hold her hand, buy her flowers just because....make it your mission to make her happy. That should keep you busy and un-bored.


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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 17 Dec 2013 08:51

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Topic Me.. Durenik
Posted 16 Dec 2013 18:23

Welcome to Lush and have fun on the forums.


Thank goodness you were able to get the prerequisite cock pics up on your profile. no

Topic Best assets
Posted 16 Dec 2013 10:01

All girls out of these which is your best asset?
Tits, ass of pussy

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Definitely my pussy! It's pretty and pink. I get compliments on it wherever I go. evil4



(hair, legs, ass)

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 16 Dec 2013 07:34

I think we just found the Sandwiches official shampoo. Well for the ladies at least.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0bd3ad17d5349b245802ec3ba0ac91c/tumblr_mr2r0j5RMW1r44hfco1_500.jpg

WooHoo! Now I know what to get Nikki703 for Christmas!!!

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 16 Dec 2013 06:56

http://24.media.tumblr.com/09228b4a6815646410d5be3a07447eb1/tumblr_mf8jfcnveX1qkvok3o1_500.jpg

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Dec 2013 13:50

//www.youtube.com/embed/q3svW8PM_jc

Topic Panty fetish
Posted 15 Dec 2013 13:20

Would it be a turn on or turn off to find out your man has a panty fetish? If he likes to sniff your dirty ones when masturbating or wear them himself would you be into it and want to participate, ok with it but not want him to do it around you, indifferent or a total deal breaker and tell all your friends and eventually dump him...and if you're ok with it how could I...I mean he...tell you? ;) Serious question though, I'm just wondering if this is something I should share or keep to myself. I am always hearing how women want men to be open and honest but then sometimes we can be too honest...dontknow

If I had just slid my panties off, and he was jerking off smelling them or stroking his cock with them that would be hot. However, if he was taking my dirty panties out of the hamper and smelling them to jerk off while I wasn't around that would NOT turn me on. Wearing my panties or women's panties in general is a total deal breaker for me.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 15 Dec 2013 13:10

//www.youtube.com/embed/C1bJnEpUk3A