Forum posts made by curlygirly

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I'll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
I'll get home early from work if you say that you love me.


Really, could you want more???

Thanks, Curlygirly.
Won't a tin-foil hat clash with my straightjacket, checkered pants and Bozo the Clown shoes?



Not if you rock it, Sweets!

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Cool, the hat seems to be working. Now I have to find a reasonable explanation for it at work.

Eek! Good luck with that. I hope it works out for you!

For many months now, Highwayman, I can see my posted vids on my computer, but not on my iPad.
I'm assuming it's an issue with Apple's mobile OS, or else HTML versus Adobe Flash...do you use a Mac? There are posts in the Forums about issues viewing lush on Safari, although using Chrome didn't solve the problem for me. haven't tried using Firefox.

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To add to this, I've noticed that if I'm on my phone, I can't see videos added by you two on this thread. I can usually see everyone else's videos, tho. I do have an iPhone...I think. Maybe if you put on your aluminum foil hats before you post that might help. Good luck!

The word judgmental only has one E. You don't just add mental on the end of judge. Sorry, you need to drop the E.

Also, the word sep arat e has a rat in it. Not 3 e's.

Congratulations!! There were a lot of great entries!! Nice job, everyone!

I think this is very appropriate here!

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http://www.youtube.com/embed/C-GFqhCq2HA

If anyone else wants to step up and buy me one, please feel free!

The beauty of the Satanic Witch penis possession is much deeper, satanic witches plays a large role behind the Satanic penis possession, where it is a sin not to utilize this creation for sexual healing and pleasure for her satisfaction and her ritual for penis possession using satanic worship and demons assisted with Satanic practitioner by using energy generated during sex rituals to cause changes in perception and reality; thus causing the desires of the possession to become a reality by having demons manifest in physical form during sexual ritual worship. The intensity and flow of powerful sexual energy allows the demons to possess the penis and to enlarge it size and actually enter our earthly flesh. (Penis) Just as the air, these demons cannot be seen until they possess our bodies; leaving a distinct tangible body-print such as a possessed enlarged penis. These beings (including Satan Himself) look, seek who to possess and enjoy satanic penis possession as we do and just as a cool breeze in summer is refreshing, so too can their possession into a penis be a pleasure and breath of fresh air for your penis possession and pure lustful pleasure of every inch to enjoy with your goddess. I want to have my penis possessed by satan with all his evil lustful demonic evil pleasure of every inch to worship every goddess witches that may satan grant to have magik sex with !!!! So satanic witches conquest this feat for you to invoke satan to possess my penis! For you !!! Witches I commend thee to cast satanic possession spell on my penis !!!!! Hail satan !!!!


I'm sorry, what was your question???



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Obesity is a giant problem . It's going to start shortening life expectancy for the first time in history, if it hasn't begun to already. As Trinket said, it's not as simple as some lazy piece of shit eating potato chips all day, though let's keep it real folks, that does happen.

But my point is: obesity is a lot of things, and is the result of a lot of things. It's a side effect of certain diseases as well as certain medicines, it's a result of physical disability, it's a result of poor food quality (due to ignorance, or budget, or stupidity), it's a result of lack of exercise, as well as a lack of proper glandular function.

The severity of the problem isn't in question by any reasonable person, but my question is: what's your axe to grind here? What does it matter to you how Brazilian officials classify disability? Yes, some people are lazy: get used to it.

You're probably a great guy, Mr. Plow, but your rant reminds me of those who get so irrationally upset about welfare fraud that they're prepared to deny it to those who really need it, all in the name of punishing the few that abuse it. Does it make you feel better to point the finger at obese people the same way these people feel more productive and virtuous by looking down their nose at welfare recipients?

Let me know if you find a way to single out those who have zero physical, financial, medical, or mental limitations yet choose to be obese for the hell of it. That would be quite a feat, but at least once that achievement is made, we can persecute and marginalize the right people.


Inappropriate or not, I Laughed! Out! Loud!


To answer the OP: What Trinks and LadyX said.

The Smell of Vagina

Just because Valentine's Day is over, don't let that stop you from getting this for that special someone in your life!

"VULVA original is the natural scent of a woman's vagina captured in a sleek glass vial..."

Looks like they're running a contest, so maybe you too can win your own bottle of vag juice.



No need to thank me for finding this.

*shiver* That sounds way too much like real life. Why would you want to do that? Is that a new profile field? How many Lush babies you've spawned? Identify who the Lush baby daddy is? Does Lush have an OB/GYN yet to help deliver the little Lushters? Really, the mind boggles. I think maybe some of us need to get outside more.


Immediately reminded me of these things.
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My girlfriends sister and her boyfriend moved in with us awhile back. He drinks all the time and never gets home until after bar time. It was killing her. We finally got her fooling around with some of our friends and it wasn't too long until she was sucking dick and fucking. Were really starting to enjoy it and so is she. We're looking for ideas to take things up a notch without her boyfriend finding out . There's two of my friends and one of my girlfriends who are over almost daily to leave her creampies. It's been going on almost 6 months and her boyfriend doesn't have a clue . Anyone have any ideas?



The only thing I would take up a notch are some empiric antibiotics for STD's. Sorry (not really), being super judgmental here, but I can't give recommendations on how to fuck with someone's health and life for that matter. Sorry to hear that he's a drinker, but I'm really thankful that I don't have people like you in my life.


Fuck why am I hungry now?

Really? I'm just after reading that, but then again I don't really care for pie.


P.S. Welcome to Lush!

After my divorce I sort of re-entered the dating scene and had to set myself up with a new place etc. I found that a lot of younger gals showed plenty of interest in "dating" me, an older guy. I was 44 at the time , however I perhaps didn't look like an older guy. No grey hair or balding and I was in pretty good shape.


You were 44 at the time of your divorce, but you're 42 now? Is there some Canadian fountain of youth no one told me about? If so, I have a few Canadian Lush friends who will, hopefully, let me come crash at their place.


To answer the OP: I get the whole love has no boundaries, you connect with who you connect with regardless of age, blah, blah, blah. HOWEVER, I find men who consistently go out/hookup/date women who could be their daughters kind of creepy. To me, they seem to have control issues and also lack confidence and/or have insecurity issues when dealing with women their own age.

I always thought you talked out of your arse Curls





It's really when I make the most sense.

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What is your favorite beer,wine or whiskey


Yes


how do you like it?

In volume.

Did he change something in his post or does asking about first car have some other meaning naive me is missing? LOL

Yes


I got my first car when I was underage; can I mention that??

67 Ford Galaxie 500. It was a friggin tank and was the same pretty color as one.

I have real life and Lush friends of both genders and a variety of sexual orientations. I sometimes find it bothersome that so many ladies, particularly lesbian and bisexual, have very strong messages that they DO NOT speak to males.

I guess I am just wondering if this is a result of the rude, aggressive and cocky behavior of the "average" male, or is it truly a desire not to make friends with males.

If it is the former, then I suspect the messages are ineffective, as those males are the sort who don't often read or respect what is on a profile page.

Well, there you go! I look forward to your insight.

I will pretty much talk to anyone until they are rude (male or female). I tell everyone up front that I don't cyber, or chat at all for that matter, with anyone. Just black boxes and PMs. If they persist, then I will immediately unfriend and/or block. I've found that if they're rude in the beginning, it usually doesn't get any better. I don't waste a lot of time with it.

I, love a lady fucking my ass with all type of things &%since the hurtful 1st time, ive now cum to want that&feel a lady put whatever up me! Am i unusual ,ladies,please telj me,as inow luv getting fucked up there! M.

I don't think men wanting to be fucked in the ass is that unusual; however, "with all types of things" kinda scares me a bit.

Thinking about it from my end. I do enjoy anal, but I definitely do NOT want all types of things in my ass.

I don't want to fuck my guy in the ass. It's not my thing.

Well, I left the house on Sunday looking something like this.
http://www.happyhomesmaids.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/clean_house21.jpg

Returned today to something looking more like this. Thank goodness, I was only gone for 4 days; otherwise, it would be an episode of Hoarders in the making.
http://papodehomem.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/messy-house1-620x465.jpg


I didn't plan on drinking today, but then I came home...so, please keep them coming.
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And sushi would be just fine for dinner!

I accept friend requests from anyone who is not a serial killer .

Can I get some clarification on this, Buz? You just mean convicted serial killers, right?

I don't usually accept friend requests from red AV's with no profile/bio. They usually seem pretty transient, so I don't bother most of the time. Otherwise, unless people are crude in their request, I'll usually accept. I don't send out too many.

FFS!! This is NOT how the house looked when I left 4 days. WHAT! THE! FUCK????

I can see the up side here, but some manage the same reaction, without the "bitch" or "slut" , that for me works better. it's all personal taste .. like most things on lush.

In total agreement.

He knows I love, love, love them both, but I hate the c-word used in any context.

We also use "Fucker" as a term of endearment when we've pissed each other off. What can I say, we're warped. It's when I don't say anything at all that there's trouble.

I don't own pantyhose. Ick!

I will wear tights with long skirts and boots in the winter. Love thigh highs. Bare legs in the summer.

I actually like it , if it's during sex, and if the guy can pull off "dirty talk" (because many can't). Otherwise, aside from the joking around examples mentioned above, no, I don't care for it.

^This!^

I love when he calls me his "sexy bitch." It's a turnon, but then again we have much worse pet names for each other.

I joke with friends about being a bitch all the tine. Bitch doesn't impress me as much of an insult from a stranger. whatever.

Go home.

He doesn't exactly want to be with those that are SUPER UGELY, but I Geuss what hes wondering is will he ever be with a girl of MY caliber ???




So, your brother basically said he wants to find a girl as hot as his sister? You've had this conversation with him?

What caliber are we talking about?
Being a total slut, as stated in your bio?
Being cacographic?


To answer your original question. Nope.

I do my best to stay in shape, so I expect my partner to do the same. I'm shallow, and I'm good with that.

If you have to ask, yours is probably too small.


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Happy Birthday, CD. I hope it's a great one!

I was trying to surprise you with some balloons!
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Road trip