Forum posts made by curlygirly

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 13 Dec 2013 04:46


I bought these for the party!

Nicki, you're wearing LM's favorite type of shoes...ass shoes!!! He's gonna swoon when he sees those!


Be on your best behavior, looks like the authorities have arrived! Shhh
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Topic Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?
Posted 13 Dec 2013 04:24

Just because this is the greatest post in the history of Lush, and it is the only type of blow job I would be opposed to.



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But for the quoted aforementioned genius the answer isn't just yes, but FUCK YES!



You mention farting on someone's cock just once, and you never live it down! Embarassed


As far as the OP, there's someone I would love to wake up like that. http://www.roflgirls.com/images/50360e261d41c876ec0002b6.jpg

Topic Deal breakers:Fashion wise
Posted 12 Dec 2013 17:55

Wearing anything from Affliction or Ed Hardy. Men should NOT be bedazzled.

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Edit: NO ONE should be bedazzled. Ack!



I know I've posted this before, but visors and NASCAR clothing are also no go's. sad1

Also, not a fan of the schmedium sized shirt on muscle heads. We get it, you're ripped.

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 11 Dec 2013 14:27

Hey, Party Bitches! Just wanted to drop this off! evil4

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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 11 Dec 2013 12:39

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Topic Slut Wife......Need Advice !!!
Posted 11 Dec 2013 08:23

I recently just found a lot of pictures hidden in a file and emails to men on my wife's laptop she uses for work when she travels. I usually don't sneak like that but I got nosey.

The pictures were of her getting fucked by lots of guys! Pictures and and emails for near 2 years now. From the looks of it at least 20 different guys. It was a mixture of really built and hung White & Black guys. Sometimes there were 2 guys and sometimes 3, 4 & 5 and whomever was taking the pictures. Could be a group meeting or something that was set up I don't know. I can clearly tell they are at hotels rooms and some were here when I was away due to the dates on the emails and pictures.

Now she has never mentioned anything about liking big cocks, multiple men, gang bangs or even big black cocks to me. Needless to say I was pretty pissed off and was going to go ape shit on her last week. After calming down for a few days I realized that she is the bread winner with her great paying pharmaceutical rep job and I didn't want to open my mouth and screw us up. With her job and my job we want nothing and live very comfortably. We have been married for 9 years and things are great at home.

After a week of thinking about it more and more about how to handle this and how nasty a slut she is for fucking all those guys it's really started turned me on. What's weird is I actually have looked at her laptop when she was shopping and masturbated to the pictures a few times. I never came so hard and could barely clean up all the cum off our desk by the time she got back home. For some reason I wanted her to catch me doing it.

so what should I do next ?

should I approach her about it and get pissed and yell?

Fake a business trip and let her set something up with some guys and hide and watch?

Set up a couple white or black guys with big cocks to hide in our bedroom and come out and fuck her one night ?

Tie her up one weekend like a fuck slut and invite guys to come over and use her like a whore ?

Or just become a Cuckold and let her live her secret slut life and be content with reading emails and seeing pictures ?

the endless thoughts are driving me nuts !


HELP, I'm very confused. what would you guys do ? dontknow

Score!! And a cuckold is born!!

I think a lot of cuckolds participate in the fun and not just snoop through their wife's computer looking for jerkoff material. Maybe you can suck some of the BBC's before they fuck her (fluffer?) or clean out the creampies afterwards? dontknow

Anyway, it was great of you to join Lush and immediately post such intimate details of your wife's extramarital affairs. Since you didn't list as an option asking your wife to stop fucking other men, it looks like you'll both embrace this new life together. So...

Enjoy the group fun, keep that big paycheck of hers, and get tested often!

Wife lovers and cuckold stories seem to do well here, so maybe you should start writing. thumbup

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 11 Dec 2013 08:05

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! hello1 We're glad you could make it!
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Did someone say sex toys??
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/24_2008/rubberfist.jpg

This reminds me of a little story Maz once told! laughing8
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Topic WTF?
Posted 11 Dec 2013 08:00

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Topic If size matters?
Posted 10 Dec 2013 09:04

Vagina envy? First of all, what do you mean by a "big" or "small" vagina? Are we talking about mound, some are more prominent than others? Are we talking about lips? Are we talking about inner depth and/or width?

From what I've read and seen, if anything, some women with big pussy lips may be "envious" of women with small or inner pussy lips. I don't really see any similarities to men with penis envy who would want to be bigger. Women who wish to change their vaginas tend to want them "smaller".

The reason there is a connection between dicks and tits and people wanting them bigger is because those things are seen as an outer projection of our sexuality. We can look at a woman and see if she how big or small her breasts are. We can look at a man and get a fairly decent idea about his dick even if he's closed. No one is going to know the size of a woman's vagina just by looking at her. Not unless she's wearing yoga pants and has a huge mound or big lips that push out the fabric , and if that's what you mean by big.

The only way a person would know how "big" a pussy is on the inside is to be inside it. I don't know of any guy that's been with a woman and said, "i wish your pussy was bigger". Or smaller.

Pussy envy... nah, I doubt it.

Or a 6" clitty, but I like to keep that bad boy tucked and taped! Shhh

As far as the OP, no vag envy here.

That clip was awesome. I missed that episode. laughing8

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 10 Dec 2013 08:07

On the radio today.
//www.youtube.com/embed/AUO_5EALZoM



Sorry. Can't not.
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Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 10 Dec 2013 07:09

Working from home in my jammies when it's 1 degree with a negative windchill and blowing snow.

Also, chatting with my manmeat. bootyshake

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 10 Dec 2013 07:03

Brrrrrrr

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Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 09 Dec 2013 13:05

For the celebrity in our midst. A huge congrats to NRN on your win!! occasion5

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Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 09 Dec 2013 12:31


Chuck Norris -- His tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Welcome to the party, WMM!! hello1

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Just to be clear on the Jerk Off Contest.
Is the competition to do it?
Or to be one?

Honestly, I can qualify in either category. I've been cross-training my whole life..


It's Lush, so I just figured we would have A LOT of both?? laughing8
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Topic Lush Marriage? Yes, No, Maybe, or just ridiculous?
Posted 09 Dec 2013 06:58



Winner gets a Lush Gold membership? evil4


I'll take 01/02/14 for the Gold!! bootyshake

Dammitall! He was engaged again to another Lushie wasn't he? Was this his fourth or fifth Lush engagement/marriage? Did that marriage happen? Are they off eloping now?

"Enquiring" minds wanna know...(not really) no

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Put a Spin on it" Story Competition
Posted 09 Dec 2013 06:54

WooHoo! Congrats to the winners! Awesome job! hello1

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 08 Dec 2013 08:50

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Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 07 Dec 2013 19:27

//www.youtube.com/embed/u1xrNaTO1bI

Topic Wedding announcement of Nicki and Aragon
Posted 07 Dec 2013 12:51

Wow!! Cyber marriages.... I think people NEED to get out in the real world more often and FACE reality NOT hide in a FANTASY world.. .


Ummm, you don't see the irony that you've also formed a relationship in this online FANTASY world with someone you've only known for about 5 days? Also, you're both using pictures of someone else as your AV? scratch There doesn't seem to be much real world in any of that. Sort of pot calling the kettle black kinda thing? Everyone comes here for different reasons and different levels of fantasy. Good luck with your master/sub relationship.


Belated wishes to Nicki and Aragon!

Topic 16 Things Your Boyfriend Should be Telling You
Posted 07 Dec 2013 09:10



The things on this list aren't that hard, actually. Especially in comparison to some other sappy things I've read that are just far-fetched and over the top.

Actually, in going though this list I was smiling like a complete doof because I receive all of it on more than a regular basis...and a majority of it on a daily basis. Embarassed

I also reciprocate.


This!! thumbup

I like that this isn't all nicey nice stuff. Don't get me wrong, I love when he blows flower-scented smoke up my ass, but it also needs to be realistic. I've recently come out of a long, unhappy marriage, and I'm glad I'm not as cynical as some of the people in this thread.

When you find the right person, I don't think this list is too much to give or receive at all. These items all seem to be a given. dontknow

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 07 Dec 2013 07:01

Cunt

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Cook...cook...cook
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Topic Happy Birthday curious3045
Posted 07 Dec 2013 06:49

Happy Birthday, Curious! Hope it's a great one!

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(sorry, couldn't resist) laughing2


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Topic research
Posted 07 Dec 2013 06:40

I found this on Lush in the FAQ section regarding story submissions and Unacceptable Content . Hope this helps!

We also do not accept stories including content pertaining to rape, abusive situations, graphic violence, totally unwilling participants, drugging, dangerous sexual acts, knife play, mutilation, suicide or death.


I had to do a lot of research when I decided to write Confessions of a Phone Sex Operator for the Lush humor competition, because I certainly wasn't working as a PSO. All I can say is that the internet is your friend. I started by just googling the phrase and researching the different companies and how they work. There were also several blogs by PSO's, which I read to see how outrageous some of the calls get. After reading a few of those, I soon realized that nothing I could think up would be too bizarre! Hence, the doorknob guy was born! laughing8

Topic Guys in panties
Posted 06 Dec 2013 11:24

Okay ladies, I want to hear your feedback, what do you think about when guys wear panties? be honest, good or bad. And what about when they cum with them around their cock. or even your bra?

KJ

1. Total turnoff for me. Just not my thing.
2. Love to see my guy stroking his cock with my panties. Mmmm...love it!

Topic What Are Your Favorite Erotica Categories?
Posted 06 Dec 2013 11:19

I'll read from just about any category, apart from the "I" one...

If it's a good yarn, then even if it's not to my taste, I will often be surprised...

Probably my favourite would be Reluctance, if I really had to choose ...

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Topic Do women like wearing stockings, tights, pantyhose ?
Posted 06 Dec 2013 06:06

I don't like nylons/pantyhose*, and I don't think I own any. I wear black tights with long skirts and boots a lot in the winter, but they're usually footless tights.

I do prefer just thigh highs over wearing stockings and garter belts, but wear both. Love to wear thigh highs/stockings in bed during sex. I find that sexier than being totally naked for some reason.




*Definition in my head has nylons and pantyhose as almost the same thing, just that pantyhose have a cotton crotch.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 06 Dec 2013 05:41

Happy Friday! *cheers*

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Topic Fling while married?
Posted 05 Dec 2013 10:25



If it is ok, have her fling it at me .


Here you go...
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run away...run away...run away...


(sorry, I can't help myself) evil4

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 05 Dec 2013 09:54

Answering the phone with "my little pony pussy hotline" and having him laugh so hard he started coughing. Eyes are watering. laughing8

Topic Fling while married?
Posted 05 Dec 2013 09:47

Is it OK to have a fling even though married if sexually frustrated at home?

I think you should text this exact question to your spouse.


"Baby, as you know, I'm sexually frustrated, is it OK if I have a fling?"

Get back to us and let us know her response.


Would you be OK if she were to have a fling? confused5