Topic RUMPLATIONS: honky-tonk & cyber bar
Posted 12 May 2013 12:38
Sorry about that guys...
We'd come to an agreement not to use our high voltage sex toys at the same time . It's such a drain on the national grid you know...
Seems we got our wires crossed and blew a few fuses...
Oops!!
(I'll take a JD and coke, if I may?)
Sorry, I've been having trouble figuring out that whole different time zone thing.
Maybe if someone can draw me a conversion chart, so that doesn't happen again.
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 May 2013 08:50
http://www.youtube.com/embed/XAcj_armFos
Topic RUMPLATIONS: honky-tonk & cyber bar
Posted 10 May 2013 18:30
All I've got to say...
http://quotetheshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Airplane-quit-drinking.jpg
I'll climb back on the horse tomorrow.
Topic What turns you off immediatly?
Posted 09 May 2013 09:11
Erm, that would be a deal breaker for me too...
I don't know. If he stabs one of my holes with his thick, fat cock, that really works for...nevermind, it's obviously been way too long.
Errant nose or ear hair.
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 09 May 2013 08:29
This song knocked the Beatles off the #1 chart back in 1963.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/kmfeKUNDDYs
Topic RUMPLATIONS: honky-tonk & cyber bar
Posted 08 May 2013 17:57
Ah, CG, many thanks my amigoette. Only question is whether that vodka is made from potatos?
Have you 'thunk' up a candid entry for the photo contest?
De nada!
It most definitely is made from potatoes. I have a surplus these days.
Not planning on entering this comp, but looking forward to reading the entries.
LS, good luck with your story!
Topic Would you get off on helping a virgin out?
Posted 07 May 2013 19:23
Wall of text....and, this shit never happened... Am I right?
http://fucktheworldsportsdesk.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/cmonholdon.png
I don't know, sounds like a great Lush story to me. Think of the tag lines!
Topic I want to know
Posted 07 May 2013 19:12
That shouldn't happen now days. Check Intensity by JOpen. Its original intent was to prevent the collapse of the vaginal floor. Because all the test subjects had orgasms, JOpen is also selling it as a sex toy. Well, the orgasm doesn't stop until the unit is turned off.
That was a joke. My vagina is doing just fine. Thanks!
Topic RUMPLATIONS: honky-tonk & cyber bar
Posted 07 May 2013 16:27
WooHoo! Sex de Mayo ! I'm all in with that. http://www.cheersliquormart.com/library/images/Blog/spud_all_bottles_01.jpg
Topic Announcing our "Sexy Cam Fun" Story Competition
Posted 07 May 2013 15:05
Ha Ha, very funny...I have no idea what this "tater envy" you speak of is...
Btw, I been meaning to ask you...were you able to hook up your potato to your computer alright? Supposedly, if you're using Windows 7 or later, the potato drivers should automatically install...but, I'm sure Gav sent you complete instructions...
Ohh, this IS embarrassing.
I was supposed to hook it up to my computer?? I was able to use it, but it wasn't connected to my computer at the time.
Well, what can I say? Did you see the potato they sent me???
http://i.imgur.com/zStGB.jpg
Anyway, good luck to everyone who joins the competition! I'm looking forward to reading them.
Topic I want to know
Posted 07 May 2013 12:27
I plan on going until my vagina falls down to my knees. I figure I got another good year or two until that happens. I'll let you know.
Topic Announcing our "Sexy Cam Fun" Story Competition
Posted 07 May 2013 12:25
Giving away a camera this time, eh Nic? You know, there's a rumor going around Lush that you had some potatoes left over from the last competition that you didn't know what to do with...
I'm not so sure about this camera thing you're giving away...I hope it looks legit...
http://imgur.com/2QTvK.jpg
Alan, you need to really do a better job about hiding your 'tater envy!
Topic Vibrator Races
Posted 07 May 2013 06:16
Bwahahaha! Why is it so easy for me to picture Big Sandwich guests betting at this table???
Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 07 May 2013 06:14
http://25.media.tumblr.com/17037dae3b4cc7a9b803110f26f21ff8/tumblr_mgbcx6PA0T1s0jhnto1_500.gif
I love this! I've had a few of those moments lately.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25u7mw0k21rr77xpo1_500.gif
Topic Can you help me find a story
Posted 05 May 2013 16:50
Definitely not my type of story, but it may be one written by a good Lush friend.
Is this it?
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/mom-comes-calling.aspx
Topic Comments on stories
Posted 05 May 2013 09:14
A setting such as this is, in my opinion, not necessary and not conducive to fostering a community that encourages others to voice their opinions. If you are given the option to remove comments, why is it further necessary for someone have to "put up or shut up?" Not everyone in this community are writers , nor should we require them to be. I would say more on this, but my filter works just fine, some things are just not meant to be said.
If the option to remove comments is given, I won't use it. If a negative comment is given to one of my stories, and is unwarranted, who looks like the fool? If it is warranted, then I will learn from it and move on. I'm a big girl and learning should never end.
In total agreement!
Before I ever published a story on Lush I had already received my commentator and electorate badges. Now that I have published a few stories, I don't think my comments are any more profound/better, because I've actually written something. Just don't see it.
Is this really that big of an issue? We've all received negative/comments, but the overwhelming amount of comments have been more than positive. Any time you create something and put it out there for people to judge, you will have your critics. I don't care if you are a famous writer or artist, there will always be someone who doesn't like your work for whatever reason including that they woke up on the wrong side of the bed that day or didn't like your forum post.
If you're going to let those few negative people hold you back, I guess you don't have enough conviction in your own work.
Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINGER (snaps)
Posted 05 May 2013 09:00
Happy Birthday to one of my most favoritest Lushies!! Hope you have a wonderful day, Ginger!
http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/780/760333589_1932339.gif