Forum posts made by curlygirly

I have never abandoned a story. I just quit writing after having my third one rejected for errors that I have seen made on many stories since. So I just figured I would not waste my time. So many stories are very good here, and many have typos, gender changes and first person errors , but I just read through them. A shame I wasn't allowed that option by those in charge of viewing and approving the stories .

So, you think it's a shame that the story verifiers don't allow you to publish a mediocre/crappy story with "many typos, gender changes and first person errors?" You honestly want your name attached to lousy writing just for the sake of getting something published? Really???

I think you're looking at this the wrong way. If you're interested in being a well-received writer on this site, then you need to take it as a learning experience. My first story was rejected (dialogue formatting);however, the story verifier gave me very helpful suggestions on how to fix/improve it. Guess what? After I used those suggestions, miraculously, my story was approved, and I had no problems getting the next one published. Very few of us on this site are published authors, so most of our initial stories can use some help/polishing.

Yes, we've all seen some stories that might have poor grammar and/or spelling, and they almost always have low scores and few comments to show for it. There are many different volunteer verifiers here, and while they seem to try to remain as consistent as possible, it will vary what gets approved and what doesn't. What you need to "not waste your time" on is feeling sorry for yourself and attempt to improve your writing.

To the OP: I'm not a big writer, so I really haven't abandoned anything, but I did have some story ideas that died in my head and never made it on to paper.

Shampoo used along with cold water does an amazing job of removing blood stains from clothing.

I don't know. Can't get the tape measure around them anymore. I tried to go with an understated look.
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After a few drinks one night with girls family, (we were staying at my there house.) I thought it would be fun to leave my bedroom door open a bit more than a crack and let my her mother walk by my room while I striped naked and got ready for bed.

do you ladies mind a catching a glimpse this way? I would love to do it again!



I would loudly and firmly shut your door for you. I would give you the benefit of the doubt that you "accidentally" left it open, but letting you know that accident shouldn't be repeated.

I think I feel sorry for the guys that post in Ask the Gals...... poor sods have no idea what they're in for...

I meant the usual suspects (guys) who respond to the posts and not the original poster. I enjoy them. With the OPs, I usually picture some guy sitting naked in his parents' basement giggling maniacally to himself thinking he's going to ask nicely and we'll all post naked pussy pics for him or something.

I think the guys like to hang around in Ask the Girls for entertainment, because they see us circling when a pervy question is posted and know there will be blood in the water soon.

buying a woman/man for sex.... isnt there a word for that? So... that would not apply when we are talking in a "NON - COMMERCIAL" situation where the only thing a person is looking at is someone to have a intimate relationship with...:-)

the purchase can be for a shot time or a long time.. if money is the main reason.. then its still a PURCHASE / SALE... :-)

And every woman i have ever met in my life.. will look down upon a SALE / PURCHASE situation..

Sarcasm again? I think I keep missing it.


I'm pretty certain CG didn't mean literally buying a woman.....

Thank you for getting it. I certainly did not.
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Now I want donuts.

I totally agree with CG.

Also for me, I am at work a lot of the time I am on Lush so even if I wanted to Skype, it would not be practical!!

Seriously, what kind of job do you have? You can't go to work naked, and they won't let you sex up some random guy on Skype? *Sheesh* I think you might have to find a new gig, Toots!!



I love when guys post in Ask the Gals, because they're usually the most interesting/entertaining posts.

No, not a sexual question. I'm not sure if this is the correct place for this question, but I'll post it here anyway.

Bit of background first, I think: Before I chat with someone, I generally like to poke them first, just to gage if they wanna talk. I know some don't like that and turn the option to receive pokes off, then go into stealth mode, which means that it's pretty much a gamble as to whether you're gonna get a reply when you black box them, not knowing if they're online or not. So would you rather a friend poked you first, or just up and black boxed you? For the record, I prefer to be poked. I think it's a good precursor to chattage. Oh and if I seem to be ignoring a poke, I probably haven't seen it, due to my antiquated phone, which I still love, by the way. Nyah, enough rambling from me, do you wanna be poked before you chat or not ?

Goodness, I can't believe I had to read all the rest of that to finally get to the question.

Answer: I don't care.

HOWEVER, if you do poke me, you friggin better have something to say. I hate to be poked and poked and poked by some guy who is waiting for me to start the conversation. YOU poked me, so man up and say something.

On that note, I rarely poke people and just launch into a conversation. I also tend to start a conversation without checking and/or knowing if someone is even online. Doesn't matter. It's whatever was in my head at that time, so I just consider it "leaving a message."

Why do you think so many rich old bald headed men with big bellies and hairy backs that have to pop a viagra for sex have those model type 'trophy wife' arm pieces hanging on them?

Because the men are shallow?

Puuuhllleeeeassee, it's not like the "rich old bald headed men with big bellies and hairy backs that have to pop a viagra" are choosing the Plain chubby Janes either. They're buying up the food chain, too.

Most women don't like moving on to skype or msn simply because they don't like it - accept it and move on

I know of many women on here who have pretty much felt forced on to skype to "prove that they are women" - of course once they do the pressure moves on to appearing on cam. Once women do this once they become more and more reluctant to voice chat with anyone - especially with some one they've only just met.

If you want to talk to women on voice or phone you need to develop trust. That requires a lot of work and women want to know if you're willing to put that work in



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You men to tell me that this wouldn't work?

Him "Hey baby, you're smoking hot! You have a nice tight body and a great smile. I know I'm not supposed to ask this, but how old are you?"

Her "I'm 42 actually"

Him "HOLY fuck that's OLD! Can I buy you a drink?"


42 is old???

Sure you can buy me a drink, but don't mind if I beat you upside your head with my cane!


To the OP: Hit on them like you would any other woman. Have something to say and be confident. Good luck with your Cougar Quest.

now that would really be showing respect wouldnt it '

I'm pretty sure Dude was being facetious. And, if not, why the hell didn't I get an introductory cock pic, Dude????

Best friend

Ooooh, this was a new one for me!!

I just got this IM (they had been hanging a little, but this was new to me..)



I blame Curlygirly's assatar...



Same error in a black box for me and my assatar.

We got another dusting of snow, thanks to the lake effect. A storm system is supposed to come my way. I still have some eggnog left over and a lot of chocolate cake.

If you wanna share the eggnog, LS, I have some rum we can add to it!

I also got some Doggy Style and In Heat wheat beer for Christmas that I'll share. And when I say "share," that means you can all take a swig off just one beer.

Hanging out nude has never been my thing. (despite my AV)

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You're welcome.
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Ha! Thanks for that. I keep hearing that damn Cougar Town commercial, so this song has already been stuck in my head for days!

I think we all will be needing some of that eggnog before we can answer in a way the poster can understand....

If the poster's -61 posts are any indication, I don't think we'll ever reach that common ground. But pass the eggnog anyway!

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Absolutely! Don't want to be too hasty with that type of stuff. You never know when a guy with a better car might come along.

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I agree about the apocalypse, very disappointing indeed.

Good Luck, NN. I think 2013 will be a time of new beginnings for a lot of us. http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi1iMWEyZGRhOTc2OTRiN2E1.png

Merry Christmas, All!

Good Morning and Happy Festivus to everyone!

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My you have a beautifully decorated pole and your Airing of Grievances go well. My only Feat of Strength today will be getting out of bed!

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I know and understand why Lush needs to have rules about what can and cant be posted. But is this really true? I have posted several times that the birth of my kids was the greatest time of my life and have seen other people make similar posts. And to my knowledge none of them have been deleted by the powers to be.

There is a big difference with saying you love your kids, or your kids interupted you than it is mentioning kids in a sexual context. At least to me there is!!

Would saying your pet interupted you be considered Beastiality? HAHA

I agree. It's all about context. Also, since Dude is one of the powers that be, I'm sure he would've deleted my comment and/or given me a slap on the wrist (or ass) for breaking any Lush rules/guidelines.

Me
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Received the following compliment:

"You're kind of intimidating with your big head, like a puffer fish."


I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. Still can't stop laughing.

"Oh, a storm is threat'ning"
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Gotta say "Winter Storm Draco" was all talk and no action in these parts.