Forum posts made by curlygirly

Topic The first review of my book from an actual book review site is now live...
Posted 13 May 2013 18:14

That's wonderful. Congratulations, Alan. Fabulous review. You must be thrilled! Big Hugs

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 13 May 2013 15:24

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Yr9u9pniCDE

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 13 May 2013 13:49

http://data.whicdn.com/images/16720233/tumblr_ltjxe1klE71r05lqeo1_500_large.jpg

Topic what are u watching on tv?
Posted 12 May 2013 12:49

Californication

Topic do you ever brag to your girlfriends about your boyfriend's cock?
Posted 12 May 2013 12:44



A Closed Mouth Also Sucks No Cock Too!! HAHA

Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny


No

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 12 May 2013 12:38

Sorry about that guys...

We'd come to an agreement not to use our high voltage sex toys at the same time . It's such a drain on the national grid you know...

Seems we got our wires crossed and blew a few fuses...

Oops!!

(I'll take a JD and coke, if I may?)

Sorry, I've been having trouble figuring out that whole different time zone thing. Embarassed Maybe if someone can draw me a conversion chart, so that doesn't happen again. confused1

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 May 2013 08:50

http://www.youtube.com/embed/XAcj_armFos

Topic Happy Mother's Day
Posted 10 May 2013 19:22

That's me just until I get my coffee. Embarassed

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 10 May 2013 18:30

All I've got to say...

http://quotetheshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Airplane-quit-drinking.jpg

I'll climb back on the horse tomorrow.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 09 May 2013 14:10

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnes8lKohZ1qdunk8o1_500.gif

Topic Gay Hotline Prank Calls
Posted 09 May 2013 09:32

Ha! Hippity Horned Up! clapping

Topic What turns you off immediately?
Posted 09 May 2013 09:11



Erm, that would be a deal breaker for me too...

I don't know. If he stabs one of my holes with his thick, fat cock, that really works for...nevermind, it's obviously been way too long. confused1


Errant nose or ear hair. sad1

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 09 May 2013 08:29

This song knocked the Beatles off the #1 chart back in 1963.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/kmfeKUNDDYs

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 08 May 2013 17:57

Ah, CG, many thanks my amigoette. Only question is whether that vodka is made from potatos?

Have you 'thunk' up a candid entry for the photo contest?

glasses8

De nada!

It most definitely is made from potatoes. I have a surplus these days. confused5 Not planning on entering this comp, but looking forward to reading the entries.

LS, good luck with your story!

Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 08 May 2013 17:04

next they'll be asking me to raise Curlygirly's spud arse!! JEEZ!

Embarassed Actually, I was gonna ask you to do that. You know, stop my sweet potato from sliding down into my thighs. evil4

Topic I really need...
Posted 08 May 2013 16:32

warm tongue compress

Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 08 May 2013 11:44

Oh god, now I have to worry about collarbone placement, too?? WTF??? sad3

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 08 May 2013 06:31

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcunm3Tydo1qixwg8o1_500.gif

super productive

Topic Would you get off on helping a virgin out?
Posted 07 May 2013 19:23

Wall of text....and, this shit never happened... Am I right?

http://fucktheworldsportsdesk.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/cmonholdon.png

I don't know, sounds like a great Lush story to me. Think of the tag lines!

Topic Would you get off on helping a virgin out?
Posted 07 May 2013 19:20

I can't speak for "a lot of women," but that's a big NO for me. Eh?

Topic I want to know
Posted 07 May 2013 19:12


That shouldn't happen now days. Check Intensity by JOpen. Its original intent was to prevent the collapse of the vaginal floor. Because all the test subjects had orgasms, JOpen is also selling it as a sex toy. Well, the orgasm doesn't stop until the unit is turned off.


That was a joke. My vagina is doing just fine. Thanks! thumbup

Topic What two things would you want with you, if you were stranded on a desert island?
Posted 07 May 2013 17:14

A field guide for all terrains and dental floss .

thumbup

An endless supply of Chapstick. Serious addiction of mine.

I would need something to hunt with? Maybe a man with claws can help me with that? evil4

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 07 May 2013 16:27

WooHoo! Sex de Mayo ! I'm all in with that. http://www.cheersliquormart.com/library/images/Blog/spud_all_bottles_01.jpg

Topic Announcing our "Sexy Cam Fun" Story Competition
Posted 07 May 2013 15:05



Ha Ha, very funny...I have no idea what this "tater envy" you speak of is...

Btw, I been meaning to ask you...were you able to hook up your potato to your computer alright? Supposedly, if you're using Windows 7 or later, the potato drivers should automatically install...but, I'm sure Gav sent you complete instructions...



Ohh, this IS embarrassing. Embarassed I was supposed to hook it up to my computer?? I was able to use it, but it wasn't connected to my computer at the time.

Well, what can I say? Did you see the potato they sent me??? evil4

http://i.imgur.com/zStGB.jpg



Anyway, good luck to everyone who joins the competition! I'm looking forward to reading them.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 07 May 2013 12:31

From his profile, looks like he enjoys the forums very much. thumbup Love fellow forum posters...well, most of them. evil4 Has a story I need to read.

Topic I want to know
Posted 07 May 2013 12:27

I plan on going until my vagina falls down to my knees. I figure I got another good year or two until that happens. I'll let you know. confused1

Topic Announcing our "Sexy Cam Fun" Story Competition
Posted 07 May 2013 12:25

Giving away a camera this time, eh Nic? You know, there's a rumor going around Lush that you had some potatoes left over from the last competition that you didn't know what to do with...

I'm not so sure about this camera thing you're giving away...I hope it looks legit...

http://imgur.com/2QTvK.jpg

Alan, you need to really do a better job about hiding your 'tater envy! evil4

Topic Announcing our "Sexy Cam Fun" Story Competition
Posted 07 May 2013 10:49

Love this idea. thumbup There are so many possibilities here. Can't wait to read the entries.

Topic Vibrator Races
Posted 07 May 2013 06:16

Bwahahaha! Why is it so easy for me to picture Big Sandwich guests betting at this table??? Lfunny

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 07 May 2013 06:14

http://25.media.tumblr.com/17037dae3b4cc7a9b803110f26f21ff8/tumblr_mgbcx6PA0T1s0jhnto1_500.gif

thumbup I love this! I've had a few of those moments lately.



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