Forum posts made by curlygirly

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*Double Fucking News Flash*

Funny or Die reading of the E-mail by Michael Shannon

Imagine getting a similar email when she's president of the PTO in about 10 years. "This week is about fucking fundraising and that's not fucking possible if you're working on your fucking science project. If you need it spelled out to you: We fucking suck so far. Especially you little shits in the fourth grade. Boo-Hoo!"

breaded pork chops, au gratin potatoes, and spicy green beans.

hotpotatoass69

NPR news while I finish paperwork. I'm really living it up today.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/e_Jgn7_MEYY

I swear, it's a month-long Birthday celebration in here. Happy Birthday, Mazz!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ztoSUhbNntQ


Things are starting to get weird(er) in here.
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Happy Birthday, Maz! Here's some love from some of your favorite men! I bet you can get a Birthday spanking or two out of them! Hope you have a wonderful day!

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Hope it's not too early for cake, because I cut you a piece.
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This might have been useful a month or so ago:

http://writetodone.com/2008/07/30/how-to-write-funny/

Congrats, Annie, Tashtego and CG (enjoy that spud!).



Tip #1: Be the joke. There’s only one way to make fun of something without offending anyone else, and that’s if you’re making fun of yourself. Your readers will welcome the invitation to laugh with you. This applies to poking fun at your accoutrements as well – parents, spouses, siblings, children, dogs, hamsters and fish. Never make fun of the cat.

As witnessed by my assatar, I always make the most of tip #1.


For the first time ever in my Lush judging career, my first choice won! (Congratulations CG!!!!!)

Ahh, so I have you to thank for all of that potatoey goodness. I can't imagine how hard it was to judge this comp. Thanks to everyone who had that difficult job.

For the record, I've never been with a guy who had the audacity to even think that he could get away with calling me a bitch or a ho. As others have said before me, the 'Bad Boy' look is what appeals to us. And the rebel persona...going against the grain. That sort of thing. Not being disrespectful and a total wad of fuck.

This!

Not potato pizza with rosemary, olive oil and rock salt?

Lamb cutlets with cous cous and steamed greens.

That actually sounds kinda good. Like something they would make at California Pizza Kitchen.

Spinach pizza

Good just so long as we stick to those parameters. I know I am the sweetest guy around but I do have my limits!

Quit being such a pussy! Lick it up, Baby.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/D1r1PrJ_rsk

http://www.youtube.com/embed/JJainEF4Zi4

Seeing this movie is when my biceps fetish started.

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Hot men in bathtubs


Is there some reason they're all in bathtubs, You Big Perv???

I find it very hot if a guy will go down on me after he's cum in me. I don't need him to treat it as some biohazard substance and quarantining my pussy until I shower. However, I don't need him cleaning me out, snowball kissing it to me, or draining a condom filled with his cum into his mouth. Tasting is good, but not so much into cum eating.

To the delightful Curlygirly...


Damn your eyes ....

I can always count on you when the chips are down...



Seriously though, you wrote a top story!

Confessions of a phone sex operator



Thanks again for all of your support, Mazz. Very much appreciated! I would hug you, but then you would try rubbing your boobies against me again.


I thought this suckass song was appropriate since I'm still coming down from the potato high of today's 3rd place win.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/92cwKCU8Z5c

Happy Friday, Everyone!!

Sharon, sounds like you're enjoying the flooding as much as I am. At least we're taking a break from all the rain with the nice "wintery mix" today.

Rump, since I came in a big third place in the Lush humor competition, I would like to buy a round of drinks for everyone. I can pay with a potato, right? Ask Nic, I'm good for it.

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WooHoo!! Doing my Happy Potato Dance. Congratulations to everyone. There really were a lot of great stories in the comp!


Is a distilled potato, by an chance, an option??? If not, then a lovely and simplistic "potato" badge with no explanation would be a nice addition to my page. It would make me smile, and I'm pretty sure I would be the envy of all other Lushies. Also, we can then avoid that whole pesky FDA issue when importing produce.





CG, you owe me a packet of crisps!! Lol



Damn, you didn't waste any time! What flavor of potato chips would you like me to send you?

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Dave and Josh here definitely do it for me.

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I'll also throw in Sully for good measure.

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Happy Birthday, KG. Got you a few things you might like for your Birthday.

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I haven't been over there since September... (Next time I am, which will have to be soon, as I have some things to do) :)

Promise I'll find it when I'm next there though x

The ice cream was fantastic!! ! Although, next time I make it, I might just grind almonds or something through it...

Glass of red before bed now...

Night guys!

Peanut butter and Nana anything sounds good to me. Mmmmmm http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96fmrvKQi1r81wtbo1_500.gif

In honor of the rain and more flash-flood warnings, maybe I'll just start with the hard stuff this morning.

Happy Birthday to one of my most favorite Lushies. Super funny and an amazing woman all around.

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Still NUMBER ONE; I dislike PMing some one, taking the time to hunt & peck out a message. pressing send.. only to find THIS MEMBER ONLY RECEIVES MESSAGES FROM FRIENDS ---Fine that's their choice.But why not indicate it when first keying on the send a PM?

Number two; The usage of female forms, faces or cleavage for their AVATAR.

This annoys me, too. Numerous times I've typed out thank you messages to people for reading my stories and gotten the same thing. *sigh* I've then been forced to send the message telepathically. Hope they got it.

Honestly, receiving crazy-ass messages from whackjobs is one of my favorite things about having a Lush account. I would never turn that off. How else would I know who I want to be friends with?

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! I just imagine you doing your thing but making no eye contact and being focused on his feet! LOL!!!!

Exactly! He just got off of work and was wearing dark socks. Very pale skin and dark socks. Did not do much for my mood and sucking his weenie. The visual still haunts...is that too strong of a word?...nah...still HAUNTS me.

Condom Challenge: Teen Condom Snorting Trend hits YouTube . Click link for article in HuffPost

I had no clue this existed or even why it does. *Ack*


Edit: Ooops, just saw LM posted a thread on this subject in The Pub. That's what I get for not reading all the forums.

Nothing to see here. On your way now.

Thanks for the giggle, Mazz. I promptly stole this.