Topic "The Sandlot" turns 20.
Posted 09 Apr 2013 10:41
20 years??
Say it isn't so, you pee drinking crap face . (still my favoritest insult from that movie)
Your son has good taste. I think I might even have a crush on Wendy! One of my all-time favorite movies. Even though you play ball like a girl , LM, you've got great taste in books and movies.
I think I like it so much, because I have the same humor level as a 12-year-old boy.
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 08 Apr 2013 19:36
I want to see your naked noolies in the moonlight...
Still laughing!! Thanks CG!! Xxx
Still not sure what noolies are? Are you asking to see my boobage or my shaved lady parts?? http://www.youtube.com/embed/DvJRdS1CaYQ
The sun is up, the sky is new...
Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 07 Apr 2013 12:06
Yucca sauteed in garlic and stuffed artichokes.
Don't think my house can smell anymore like garlic. Mmmmmmm
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 06 Apr 2013 16:56
http://www.youtube.com/embed/AwzaifhSw2c
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 05 Apr 2013 16:28
http://www.youtube.com/embed/kCjFRNWN3o4
Love the harmonica on this one.
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 05 Apr 2013 16:24
http://www.youtube.com/embed/mOjVw1B2NTc
Topic 50 Shades of Grey, Review plus Pictures
Posted 05 Apr 2013 12:40
Best review I've read about this pathetic drivel of a book.
^^This^^
Review totally made me laugh.
Unsolicited, a friend dropped it off for me to read, because she thought I would love it. I did not and declined reading the sequels. I wanted to stab Anastasia in her rolling eyes about halfway through the book.
Topic Humor Month Competition Support Thread
Posted 05 Apr 2013 06:39
As a first timer with only two lush friends I tend not to get many people give scores on my stories . So I suspect I may struggle (based on past experience) to reach the 10 vote threshold even though I do tend to have a high average. So if anyone would be kind enough to read and vote on my story (Fairy Fairy Quite Contrary - link below) I would very much appreciate it. It would be a shame to miss out on that potato simply because I don't have enough friends to vote me into the reckoning.
I should also say that I have received some lovely comments from fellow competitors and I am warmed and encouraged by the camaraderie they have shown.
Something I've asked other authors before who say they don't get many reads/votes, do you read and comment on stories here? Have you read and commented on any of the comp entries? Support other authors on Lush, and they will be more than willing to support you. It's a great way to get additional reads if you don't want to collect a bunch of friends. You're also supporting other authors, and as an author you know how much you appreciate it. Take the first step!
Good luck everyone. I've read some really funny entries.
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 04 Apr 2013 19:20
http://www.youtube.com/embed/AR42F88-000
Topic How Many Famous Stories?
Posted 03 Apr 2013 15:56
Agreed...
It is interesting though and I'd be interested to see the stats myself. I don't have any famous stories either.. .
You've got one over that's over 22,000 , which is less than a year old, so you'll be there in no time.
Congrats to everyone with famous stories, especially if they're not in the I-train category. That really is a huge achievement.
Topic How Many Famous Stories?
Posted 03 Apr 2013 12:39
I didn't see this until now! 
I would like to see the stats for this, too. I presume one particular category might have more Famous stories than others, and it's not one I want to know about, personally. But I would like to see people proud of their work, so please feel free to share!
It would be interesting to see which categories have the most Famous, which is most Famous overall, and which authors are in the top five with a single Famous story.
I'm sure some person who twiddles statistical knobs can find out, but do feel free to share with regards to your own work. If one of mine ever gets a Famous ranking, I'll... I don't know. But I'll be well-chuffed.
I agree. But, I would love to see a breakdown by category. That would be interesting.
Congratulations on your success!!
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Apr 2013 11:41
http://www.youtube.com/embed/hLreaoCsagw
Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 03 Apr 2013 11:06
Homemade italian wedding soup and fresh breadsticks
I think I'll drop in at DW's place. I'm sure she won't mind. I'll bring the bottle(s) of red wine
and maybe a bit of Jeffrey for dessert???
Topic Tips for dealing with a rejected story.
Posted 03 Apr 2013 10:56
I agree. Great post!
I'll admit, I took my first rejection to heart. It certainly stung my pride a little, but I picked myself up by my g-string and read the attached links. Glad I did, because I think they really helped to improve my story. Everything has been copacetic since then.
Thanks for all the help!
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Apr 2013 10:51
http://www.youtube.com/embed/qnlfKLcAthU
It's the least I can do for all the whoring you've done for me lately.
Is this the little ditty you had in mind?
Sadly, couldn't find any Naked Noolies or I Don't Want to be Your Amputee.
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Apr 2013 08:55
http://www.youtube.com/embed/0hDeEIHlvwI
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Apr 2013 06:53
http://www.youtube.com/embed/o9mJ82x_l-E
Topic Black and Whites
Posted 03 Apr 2013 06:52
http://25.media.tumblr.com/353ba7b1fe14c7a330d590ac8a2a0001/tumblr_mjm60eTENV1r8u2bko1_500.jpg
Topic What do you think of my avatar?
Posted 02 Apr 2013 09:12
Honestly, my first thought when I saw your AV was that you were into fisting?
That's not a good or bad thing, just the first thing I thought. I didn't know they were cock rings, I assumed they were goth/biker bracelets or something.
I would definitely look at your profile (and did); however, I only read a story if it's a category I enjoy. Nothing to do with AV's for me. I think I like your headless pics better. Just personal preference.
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 01 Apr 2013 16:32
http://www.youtube.com/embed/eVTXPUF4Oz4
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 01 Apr 2013 16:29
http://www.youtube.com/embed/bmDakhg45rk
Thanks for the reminder, Xuani
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 01 Apr 2013 16:18
http://www.youtube.com/embed/coh7n6dYj5Y
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 01 Apr 2013 16:17
http://www.youtube.com/embed/SndUjAzSSOQ