Forum posts made by curlygirly

Oh CG, you know just the right buttons to push!

Here's one for ya! Watching " Standing in the Shadows of Motown " right now. Expect more like this.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/DxHMHrWJ2SE

Oh sweet Jesus yes! Especially at a distance to start say either end of bed at least , the view is surely the ignition for something furious!

Exactly!! Him sitting on the edge of the bed stroking and me across the room in a chair with a leg draped over the arm of the chair diddling for a very good juicy view.

Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA

Oh god, there is nothing quite as sexy as a man letting go and showing you how he touches himself, that's a knee wobbler in my book!

That is not an invite for any Tom DICK, or Harry to send wank vids, i'm just saying, with that certain someone it is a beautiful thing x

Fuck yes!! Watching him stroking just makes me touch myself. Love mutual masturbation. And then we can go from there...

The new *potato* badge on my page. Awesome!

Melt in your mouth , chocolate -or- Hard all day suckers

Why does it have to melt in my mouth? What if it were to melt in my...and then someone had to lick it out of my...nevermind...

It's not hard to drive in heels.

The most important piece of advice, however, is this - if the stem of your shoe heel is covered in leather, fabric or any kind of embellishment other than something very hard and durable, you run the risk of fucking up the back of that heel with repeated driving because of the angle of the shoe and direct-scuffing when manipulating the pedals. Be careful. I've wrecked some really beautiful shoes doing that. :(

Same here. Still mourning the loss of a pair of pale suede heels from 15 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/PXatLOWjr-k

I wouldn't say good, but most definitely memorable freaky-shit scenes. Still ingrained in my brain after all these years. This movie still freaks me out.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/l6nmnPfs3EQ

For my potato lovin' pal





http://www.youtube.com/embed/q5a0OAtzrXE

I got into a dispute in a chat room with a member, and said member went and told a friend what happened. He came into the chat room and used the "Sneers at..." option in the chat action prompts. In the midst of laughing my ass off, I politely asked him if there were a reason I was being sneered at. He told me I knew why...and I said no. And then he proceeded to tell me that no one fucks with his friends. I told him the issue had nothing to do with him and his internet bravado act was amusing. He said it became his problem when I fucked with his friend. And then he proceeded to threaten to spam my inbox with Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black links.. .enough to make me miserable enough to delete my account. I thanked him for the warning and proceeded to block him. A mod got involved, and it ended hilariously. Apparently he has a habit of deleting and recreating his account, so he found his way off my block list...and to this day all he does is suck up when he sees me and talks to me about shit that I don't care about...like really going out of his way to engage me in conversation. One of the most hilariously bazaar things I've ever experienced here. Also, I've seen people get virtually punched in chat rooms. It's really all pathetic. It's the fucking internet...people really take it too far sometimes. These are usually the ones who live their lives completely through the internet and just get caught up and can't get a grip. Sad cases, in my honest opinion.

*laughing out loud* That's hilarious. I'm picturing Elvis and his lip curl angrily typing those messages on the computer.


I know this is my second time quoting you in this thread. I promise I'm not a stalker. I'm just reading all the posts backwards because I have nothing better to do. Anyhoo, I have a funny story to share.

My Lush pet peeve? Stalkers who try to convince you they're not stalking you. I know it's hard to resist this sweetpotato ass.

Boob-less. Where did her boobies go??

This begs for a caption



"Chocolate cocks: You can't eat just one."

serious answer, tho, no, it's not hard if you're used to doing it - that said, if i've an extreme heel on, i'll kick them off and drive barefoot , just to be on the safe side or throw on some sneakers (i keep a pair of converse under the seat usually) and change in heels once i get to where i'm going.

^This^

http://www.youtube.com/embed/oUBHy8WQlzU

*Double Fucking News Flash*

Funny or Die reading of the E-mail by Michael Shannon

Imagine getting a similar email when she's president of the PTO in about 10 years. "This week is about fucking fundraising and that's not fucking possible if you're working on your fucking science project. If you need it spelled out to you: We fucking suck so far. Especially you little shits in the fourth grade. Boo-Hoo!"

breaded pork chops, au gratin potatoes, and spicy green beans.

hotpotatoass69

NPR news while I finish paperwork. I'm really living it up today.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/e_Jgn7_MEYY

I swear, it's a month-long Birthday celebration in here. Happy Birthday, Mazz!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ztoSUhbNntQ


Things are starting to get weird(er) in here.
http://gals.dancingbear.com/db5872-13/images/Fully-Nude-Birthday-Party.jpg

Happy Birthday, Maz! Here's some love from some of your favorite men! I bet you can get a Birthday spanking or two out of them! Hope you have a wonderful day!

http://images.lushstories.com/curlygirly/daveandjosh1.jpg

http://images.lushstories.com/curlygirly/mazz2.jpg

http://images.lushstories.com/curlygirly/mazz4.jpg


Hope it's not too early for cake, because I cut you a piece.
http://images.lushstories.com/curlygirly/jd.jpeg

This might have been useful a month or so ago:

http://writetodone.com/2008/07/30/how-to-write-funny/

Congrats, Annie, Tashtego and CG (enjoy that spud!).



Tip #1: Be the joke. There’s only one way to make fun of something without offending anyone else, and that’s if you’re making fun of yourself. Your readers will welcome the invitation to laugh with you. This applies to poking fun at your accoutrements as well – parents, spouses, siblings, children, dogs, hamsters and fish. Never make fun of the cat.

As witnessed by my assatar, I always make the most of tip #1.


For the first time ever in my Lush judging career, my first choice won! (Congratulations CG!!!!!)

Ahh, so I have you to thank for all of that potatoey goodness. I can't imagine how hard it was to judge this comp. Thanks to everyone who had that difficult job.

For the record, I've never been with a guy who had the audacity to even think that he could get away with calling me a bitch or a ho. As others have said before me, the 'Bad Boy' look is what appeals to us. And the rebel persona...going against the grain. That sort of thing. Not being disrespectful and a total wad of fuck.

This!

Not potato pizza with rosemary, olive oil and rock salt?

Lamb cutlets with cous cous and steamed greens.

That actually sounds kinda good. Like something they would make at California Pizza Kitchen.

Spinach pizza

Good just so long as we stick to those parameters. I know I am the sweetest guy around but I do have my limits!

Quit being such a pussy! Lick it up, Baby.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/D1r1PrJ_rsk

http://www.youtube.com/embed/JJainEF4Zi4

Seeing this movie is when my biceps fetish started.

http://cinemaundressed.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/tzp.jpg