Life is too Short to hate someone... Indeed the person with patience will achieve SUCCESS. Life has never been simple or easy but always believed in smiling and keep the world around me quite happy... Wished i could find a solution for the world for the memories that they carry... I am quite emotional so can be overly caring about someone... To know more about me, you can add me or ask me... Sometimes i might also need someone who would want to listen to me like i would listen to them... Hopefully the journey continues....
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A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee."Geeves" she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?""Well Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you to bed.""But my dress?""It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I took it off and hung it up.""But what about my underwear?""I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them.""What a night!" she said. "I must have been tight!""Only the first time, Madam."
Nope since she is into girls... so respect it :-)
Rocky has broken his leg and his buddy Bob comes over to see him.Bob: How are youy doing?Rocky: Fine. Hey, do me a favor. Go upstairs & get me my slippers. My feet are freezing!Bob goes upstairs and sees Rocky's hot twin sisters lying on the bed.Bob: Your brother sent me up to have sex with you girls.Twins: Oh Really??? Prove it!Bob (Shouting): Hey Rocky, both of them?Rocky (Shouting back): Of course! What's the point of fucking one?
Shortly before her fourth marriage, a middle aged woman went to see her doctor to ask for advice on sex, more particularly on how to do it. The doctor was amazed. He said, "You've been married three times before, surely you know what you have to do by now?" "No, that's the point," said the woman, "I don't. My first husband was a gynaecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it; my second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it; my third husband worked for the Post Office and he couldn't find it. Now I'm getting married to a lawyer so I'm bound to get screwed sometime!"
A woman was on the way to winning $100,000 on a game show, but her final question was suspended for the next night. Her husband sneaked into the studio and found the question and answer.He raced home and told his wife, "Your question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy', and the answer is 'The head, heart and penis.'The woman thinks about this throughout the night, but keeps forgetting the answer.Her husband keeps reminding her, "The head, heart and penis."Come the game show she has forgotten again, and the presenter asks, "For $100,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have ten seconds.""Um... the head.""Good. Eight seconds.""Um... the heart.""That's right. Five seconds.""Oh... um... damn. My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning...""That's close enough! You've won $100,000!"
Danny discovers his wife is cheating with another guy, so he goes to the guy's wife and tells her about it."I know what we will do," she says. "Let's take revenge on them."So they go to a motel and take revenge.After 10 mins, she says, "Let's take more revenge," and they take revenge again.So like this, they kept taking more & more revenge...After 5 times, Danny was lying spent, and she said, "Lets take revenge again." Danny said,"I cant... I have no more hard feelings left !!!!"
A man and his wife decide to book a hotel room for the night of their 25th wedding anniversary.As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry."Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"He replied, "It looks like I did a pretty good job!"
Pedro was conjugally a very experienced man when he got married to Maria, but she was totally naive.On their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked, 'Pedro! What is that?'Pedro, a quick thinker, said, 'Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these.'And then he proudly proceeded to demonstrate to her what it was for. Maria was pleased. After their honeymoon was over, Pedro returned to work. On returning home in the evening after his first day at work posthoneymoon, Pedro found a very upset Maria waiting on their front porch.'Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those and yet today, when I saw Gonzalez changing his clothes behind the shed, he had one, too!'Ever a 'Fast Thinker' on his feet, Pedro said, 'Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my best friend. Since I had two, I gave him one. So he is the only other man in the world with one.'A skeptical Maria accepted this answer, but when Pedro returned home from work the following evening, an agitated Maria was waiting on the porch.'Maria? Now what's wrong?''Damn it, Pedro. You gave the better one to Gonzalez'
A bride stepped out of the shower on her wedding night wrapped in a robe. Her husband said, "You don't have to be shy now - we're married." So she took off her robe to reveal her naked body."Wow," said the husband. "Let me take your picture.""Why?" said the wife coyly."So I can carry your beauty next to my heart for ever."He took his photo and then went to have a shower himself. A few minutes later he emerged wrapped in a robe."Why are you wearing a robe, honey?" she asked. "Remember, you don't have to be shy now - we're married."So he took off his robe to reveal his naked body."Let me take your picture," she said."Why?" he asked, grinning."So I can get it enlarged."
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