I started writing when I was apart from my then-partner for a few months and it just went from there. I've since had stories published. I've not written anything for a little while now because of family illness and relocation but I still enjoy reading erotica. Maybe one day soon I'll get my writing mojo back (-:

Me too - just moved home to glorious Wales from Isle of Man!

I remember having an almighty rush of horny hormones when I was about 5 months pregnant - damn near wore him out!

There was a young woman called Cat
Who wore a spectacular hat
She's ever so pretty
Our cute little kitty
She's hip, she's cool - where it's at!

=d>

There was a young man called Stephen
Who was really a bit of a heathen
If it moved, he'd fuck it
And lick it and suck it
Then lie on his back, barely breathing!

I'm on a roll.........ha ha!

Hey, Cat - knew you wouldn't be able to resist!

Rules - five lines, the first, second and fifith rhyme. The middle two rhyme - but in their own right - if that makes sense. And its got to be funny and silly - just a bit of fun!
It usually is about a person but I don't think that's a set rule.

Bring it on!

Following CQ's popular example, how about another challenge? I've a friend who writes limericks - so here's my first attempt!

There was aa accountant called Max
Whose girlfriend just couldn't relax
He bought a vibrator
To use on her later
But claimed back the cost against tax

Now over to you.



Dais

There's such a dense sea-mist tonight that I can't even see the sea - and it's only across the road!

"Tequila" - Terrorvision

Are you wearing women's underwear?

My God, it's hot today! Unusually hot for this time of year and I'll be glad to get home and get out of my boring, stuffy office clothes. I pull into the drive and park next to Richard.  He's had the day off - lucky sod! As I go in the front door, I hear him shout "I'm in the kitchen!". "Hi there. How was your day?" I ask as I walk through.  He's standing there with a beer in his...

Added 05 Jun 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 8,831 | 6 Comments

It's been a month since I've seen him. The reunion was sadly short lived. Too much time has passed. Too much water under the bridge. People change and what they want changes as well. But I do miss him - and the way he made me feel. Before him, I'd been celibate for almost four years. Long story - bad relationship leading to dark and lonely times. He healed me, brought me into the light...

Added 28 May 2009 | Category Masturbation | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.33 | Views 7,996 | 1 Comment

My life was over, dark as the night Lonely, empty, black and cold No light ahead, no joy, no love And then he came into my life - pure gold No boundaries, no limits, no walls No shackles or chains A thousand ruby red roses bloom Over and over again Where the deepest orange sunshine Starts and ends each day A golden warming glow which heats The coldest heart to lay It burns inside, a...

Added 26 May 2009 | Category Love Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 964 | 1 Comment

It's been a long LONG time since I've written any poetry. This came to me while watching a very stormy sea from my apartment window. Waves come in, bursting with life Rolling, breaking on my shore Rising, falling, ebb and flow Come calling at my door Waves rush in, grinding down Wearing smooth, making soft Currents moving, fast and strong Ocean forms hold me aloft Waves burst free,...

Added 24 May 2009 | Category Love Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.4 | Views 1,092

I keep reminding myself that we're just friends now as you walk ahead of me along the little path. I know that's how it should be but I'm still very attracted to you.  I love the way you walk, all relaxed and confident. At the end of the path, there's a small hedge that overlooks the beach and you stop. I put my arms around you from behind and kiss the back of your neck. You take my hands...

Added 22 May 2009 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 3,427 | 3 Comments