Penguin enthusiast. Nap connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).
Dress nicely. Be well groomed. Clean nails if you're a guy...or get a manicure. Natural or neutral manicure if you're a lady. Same goes for makeup (neutral, I mean). No gaudy jewelry. No overbearing cologne or perfume. Fresh breath. No gum. Eat a mint beforehand.Also, do research about the company you're planning on working for beforehand, especially if you don't know much about it to begin with. And when it gets to the part where they ask you if you have any questions, you can reveal what you know by way of asking questions about the company.But don't say, "I've done some research, and blah blah blah ...?" You should say something along the lines of, "I understand the company is blah blah blah, and ...?" Interviewers love that shit.
Also, give this a look:http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm1267043_Username-Changes--a-few-reasons-why-we-won39t-change-your-name.aspx#1267043
It will show on your profile as 'Daddysweetheart changed her name to '. And as sprite says, you could always tell them. The change takes place as soon as the administrator works their magic, and it's permanent. So make sure you go with something you're comfortable with keeping.
Very sultry avatar.
The one about taking the Lord's name in vain. Good dick, man...good dick.
Sex (duh), go camping, dance, cook, watch TV, sit around the house, do homework, balance your checkbook, sleep, clean out your iTunes, etc...
This is huge! I'm proud of all of you guys and I'm so happy for the site.
anybody that knows me also knows that the avatar isn't me. i just chose it because i loved the picture. with that being said, if someone actually thinks it is me or i'm trying to insinuate that it is me, then they haven't taken time to get to know me. i guess i will add a disclaimer to my profile stating it isn't me but, to be honest, if someone is wanting to get to know me just because of what my avatar looks like then it is probably someone i wouldn't care to know anyway. I understand that as well. I'm constantly telling people that my avatar isn't me. However, I've never felt the need to put it in my bio. But if it comes up, I don't hesitate to tell people it isn't me. It's just a representation of me. I don't even accept compliments on behalf of the girl in my avatar. I just say, 'Yes, she's gorgeous' and move on. But I will say that it surprises me how many people assume and are willing to believe that my avatar is me before I set them straight. So I do understand how easy it would be for someone to take that and run with it.Generally, I think people need to put a face to something...just for a visual representation. Your avatar is readily available, so that's what they associate with you from a visual aspect when they talk to you. I find myself doing this even when the avatar isn't an actual person and is just a cartoon or a funny picture or an animal or something. Also, I think because Lush is a big fantasy for some, people just choose to believe that a person's avatar is them because they want it to be them because it suits their fantasy. In doing so, they seek no further validation other than a person saying, 'Yes, that is me.' I'm sure that can get messy for those who take it beyond the fantasy aspect...but it works for those who are just here to take things at face value and just enjoy themselves. Different strokes, different folks I guess.
http://upload.lushstories.com/1678471661-gold.jpg I've heard that this is what Leonardo DiCaprio's nightmares look like.
If you're an old Lurker then you were a member! Haha, anyone we know? I'm sure what he means is he's been browsing the site for quite some time and has now decided to create an account here. Anyhoo, welcome to the site DirtyMindedMan. I myself lurked off and on for over a year before creating my account.I look forward to your posts and other contributions to the site. Your dirty mind is more than welcome here.
I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...
Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems
| Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.87
| Views 558
| 15 Comments
Attach a note to this member, which only you can see.
Please tell us why you think this profile page is inappropriate.
What would you like to do?