About Dani

Penguin enthusiast. Nap connoisseur. Food evangelist. Lipstick extremist. Titty fanatic. Easily distracted. Not easily impressed. Certified potty mouth. Unapologetically vulgar. Classy as fuck.

I'm here to read and have fun. You're more than welcome to be a part of that if you'd like. But please be aware that I'm unavailable for anything more than friendly chat. Camp out in my friend zone at your own risk...just make sure you're good at rationing your resources. Seriously...if you wanna be my friend just be my friend. But that 'friend with ulterior motives' bullshit is for the birds. If you say what you mean and mean what you say, then you're fine in my book (with exceptions, of course).

Danielle Something
Date Joined:
25 Dec 2010
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with roymunson101
Pinky promises, penguins, reading, dolphins, cartoons, garlic cheddar biscuits, sea horses, swimming, rock-climbing, dancing, caves, starfish, science, eating, reading, aquatic life, SHOPPING, cupcakes, sea shells, pixie sticks, Disney Fairies, ginger ale, old newspaper articles, shoes, hair curlers, jellyfish, tarnished jewelry, bright colors, bubbles, candles, dressing rooms, cheetos, NAIL POLISH, mangoes, pineapples, green apples, music, coconut oil, mascara, hair bows, sunblock, lab reports, telephone booths, cramped spaces, bubble wrap, sailing, powdered donuts, polka dots, cuddles, argyle, kisses, girl scout cookies, hugs, sundresses, wedged shoes, bunnies, ZUMBA!
Favorite Books:
Give me anything suspenseful and/or romantic and I doubt I'll put it down. Oh, and erotica of course *wink-wink*.
Favorite Authors:
Jane Austen, Mark Twain, Stephen King, and everything in between.
Favorite Movies:
Happy Feet, Finding Nemo & Disneynature: Oceans are my ALL TIME fave movies. I'm also really into time period movies (Pride & Prejudice, Amadeus, Gone With the Wind, etc.) I can attempt to type them all, but it'd be a rather fruitless endeavor.
Favorite Music:
Everything from classical to hip-hop....except metal, I hate it.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Which is better, once and for all!
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 18:06

the dogs, i mean. not the girls. they need to keep their distance. i don't want anyone thinking i hang out with them. drunken


Topic: Editing Caution
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 17:36

I understand the need to ascribe all sorts of dastardly motivations to me. It's a way to undermine me and to avoid addressing the issues that others have raised in this thread. What else is new?

Your ability to maneuver and talk in circles while maintaining an indignant air is quite impressive (and amusing), but unfortunately will get us no where. I'm not undermining or avoiding any raised issues. So I'll ask again:

What's your end goal?

I'm beginning to think that you're purposely being obtuse because you'd rather air your grievances than find solutions for them. Please prove me wrong because if I'm right, that makes you a hypocrite.

Topic: Editing Caution
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 14:27

i got all my EPs cause i have a cunt, and i send the mods nude photos every time i post a new story.

talentless hack of a writer with a vagina.

Grow up, Rachel

*Flaps my vagina wings and flies away*

Topic: Editing Caution
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 14:24

Yes, it is nice and appropriate that Possibly belatedly appended an acknowledgement to their story. But at this point the thread has evolved far beyond that into other issues, mostly raised by others, but which seem worth discussion and exploration (as opposed to denial and attacks). But that will just be denied and dismissed, rather than intelligently engaged, by the powers that be. Such is life.

You claim your original post was done as a warning to those that edit stories as a favor. But dude, really? Telling people they may not always be acknowledged for the things they do is like putting a 'Caution! Wet floor!' sign in the middle of the ocean. You edited a story, you got annoyed that you weren't mentioned, and you made a thread knowing the author would see it in order to shame them into submission. Mission accomplished. You wanted to rile people up. You wanted people to speak ill of Possibly and others who have the audacity not to publicly acknowledge those who help them edit their submissions. Please don't insult our intelligence by claiming otherwise.

You accuse others of disparaging you, insulting you, and dismissing your points, but you've done the same. You say we haven't acknowledged any of your theories, yet you dismiss all of our attempts to reason with you all while questioning our intelligence. You say one thing, we present you with facts as to why that may not be the case. Calling a spade a spade is not the same as dismissing you. Perhaps you're the one that needs to develop a thicker skin.

What's your end goal? If you're interested in figuring out how/why RR's and other such rewards are given, why not just ask instead of accuse? You're all fired up, and it's counterproductive. Don't take the offensive approach, and people won't feel the need to get defensive.

The problem isn't in you bringing these issues up, it's your tact (or lack thereof) in doing so. You started this thread with a chip on your shoulder. Although this thread has changed directions, the chip remains on your shoulder, and is reflected in the way you post.

Topic: Gf cheated on me. Second chance?
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 13:56

Do you want to give her a second chance? Do you think there's still something there? Can you ever trust her again the way you did before she cheated? I mean fully trust her...because if not, that alone can make matters even worse. Is she as committed to you as you appear to be to her? Is she even interested in rebuilding the relationship? And if so, has she agreed to cut this ex of hers from her life? I'm not one to judge, but her saying 'It was a mistake and she didn't mean for it to happen' seems like she's not all that remorseful. Has she really owned up to it other than dismissing it as a mistake that should not have happened?

I ask all these questions because going into the rebuilding process of a relationship is hard. In fact, you're starting from scratch. It takes way more commitment and dedication to rebuild a damaged relationship than it does to begin a new one.Because of her infidelity, you're gonna question everything she says and everything she does. There's gonna be some lingering resentment on your part. There's going to come a time that she'll even resent you for what she did. I know that sounds ass backwards, but she's gonna grow tired of proving herself faithful. She may be all for making things right, but those things can get tiresome. But it's something she has to be willing to do until you guys get back to that point...assuming you guys overcome this. It's easier said than done.

It may seem easier to just forgive and forget, and you may want to do that. But the fact of the matter is, you won't. There's gonna be self-doubt. You're gonna constantly question how come you weren't good enough. I'm not trying to steer you away from working things out, but it can go either way. You guys are either gonna come out stronger as a result of you sticking things out, or struggling through a relationship rebuild may make things even worse between the two of you.

So, if you think she's worth a second chance, then I say go for it. If not, cut your losses. Mope as long as you need to, then hang out with friends, mingle and go out on some dates, and move on.

Proceed with caution, and I wish you all the best!

Topic: Editing Caution
Posted: 17 Apr 2014 13:27

Your issue is that you didn't get your public acknowledgement, correct? That has been rectified, has it not? You received a public apology, and Possibly went on to edit her story to give you your recognition.

What's the problem now? Something about you not having a vagina? There are procedures for that. But in the meantime, you're not being punished or overlooked for not having one. I'm not even a story moderator, and I know for a fact that sex isn't even considered as a factor when verifying and dishing out rewards. That's laughable. The reception of your story is an entirely different matter. But that's based on the individuals who read, vote, and comment on your story. I'm not sure why this would be the fault of the moderating team, but I'm sure you'll find a way to tie it all in.

I understand you can only base things on your own experiences and draw your own conclusions/opinions, but to state them as fact is foolish at best. The story moderators here happen to be just a snapshot of some of the best writers Lush has to offer. So it should come as no surprise to anyone when their stories receive accolades.

As far as thin skin goes, people with far more experience in site policy only sought to correct you on things that you have said that are totally off base. Calling them thin-skinned for doing so is the equivalent of pissing in someone's face and telling them it's raining.

P.S. To those that would imply or think that those who schmooze with the moderating team have the greater advantage of receiving recognition, accolades, etc., you are sadly mistaken. From my observations, this seems to have the opposite effect.

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 16 Apr 2014 23:06


Topic: If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?
Posted: 16 Apr 2014 11:38

Warning: Fuck off.

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 16 Apr 2014 11:36

I refuse to believe you're this fucking simple. What more do I have to do/say for you to get it? I DON'T LIKE YOU, BITCH!!

Topic: Have you ever masturbated when you weren’t horny?
Posted: 16 Apr 2014 09:13

Yep. For tons of reasons. Boredom, trouble sleeping, stress, etc.

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Stories Published By Dani
I'm So Bad at This...

I feel them in my chest, Clawing their way through my throat Until they finally reach the tip of my tongue And that's where they stay. Don't ask me what they are Let me show you. Take the kisses from my lips And wrap them around you Let them sip from your cup Until it runs dry. The pounding in your ears Is the song of my soul. You won't hear it in whispered words, But in every gasp...

Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 786 | 16 Comments

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