Forum posts made by darcyj82

Halestorm.

Lzzy Hale has a phenomenal rock voice.

Well hell. This turned out harder than it looked, didn't it?

My friend invented an awesome drink:

2 shots spiced rum
1 shot vodka
1 shot simple syrup
orange juice

Fill a highball glass with crushed ice. Add the liquor and syrup, top off with orange juice. Mix well and garnish with lemon or orange slices.

It's delicious and will put you on your ass.

I'm sorry about your loss. Je vous demande pardon trop.

Then I'm guessing you went to college.

Haha! How can they be sexy if I don't have any?

And I'm saying you have both testicles.

Actually, #3 is true on my list.

#3

1. I used to date a famous rock star.
2. I work in a law office.
3. I don't have any tatoos.
4. I am a college graduate.

Sammy Hagar once autographed my boob.

Alcohol was involved.

I look for good tippers.

If a man is an ass to wait staff, it doesn't matter how he presents himself. He's going to be an ass in everyday life.

And I've had more than enough asses in my life.

Tip well, and have nice hands. You'll be golden. ;)

fuck

Darcy is my first name - I use it to represent my wild side. J is my middle initial (and the first letter of the name I use in everyday life). 1982 was the year my life changed forever for the better.

very sensual gaze

I'm usually game. :)

This relationship between your daughter and your boyfriend probably won't last. Your relationship with your daughter will. I know it's hard to see the big picture when you're feeling betrayed, but my advice would be to let them be together if they want. If he's the kind of man who would dump you for your daughter, then he's not the man for you anyway. He'll probably dump her for someone else too.

Sooner or later he'll be out of the picture. Don't let your relationship with your daughter take a hit because of this asshole. Suck it up and be her friend - she's going to need one.

aid for midgets to reach high things

a paint brush

Was bottle-fed as a child

To have breakfast with bat and to have tami for dessert

I'll take the tongue, thank you!

Contrary to popular belief, big cocks aren't all that enjoyable.

If I'm into you enough to have sex with you, you can pretty much cum anywhere you want to.

If I swallow you
And gulp down every drop
Would it be enough?

Little words can cut
Deeper than you ever know
Don't be such an ass

Double fuck

This is a very difficult question to answer because so much depends upon the couple.

Jealousy can be a real problem when a third person is added to the mix, especially if the couple involved isn't really grounded in their relationship with one another.

However, when it works, it can be a ton of fun for all three people.

If it's something you are all three into, then by all means don't be afraid to proceed - but beware of the potential for disaster.

a toe-curling, knee-knocking, breath-taking, lip-biting, ass-grabbing, wall-rattling, gooey mess!

I'm ready for round two.

Rum leads to naked fun

Shin breaker

Coat hanger

Used to light the keyhole at night.

Gummy bears.

Boys Underwear - Nearly New. You Can Have Ours Wednesday.

Fuck - just 'cause I like golf!

Do me, I'll do you.