Forum posts made by darkside

Topic Is anyone horny right now?
Posted 19 Feb 2014 13:29

I'm always horny

I'm always Hot!

Topic Why aren't you telling your spouse that you frequent sites like Lush?
Posted 02 Feb 2014 10:32

My wife doesn't know that I a write stories on here. She knows I can write sexy stories because I have written them for her. Lush is a site I just found and liked reading the stories. It was never for cybering or making friends for sexual needs or for finding another partner or whatever. It was just to read, then write and then chat to some of the people that like my stories and ones I like too.

For me that is what it still is and always will be. This site offers a lot of things to a lot of different people, some of the things it offers I don't think she would be comfortable with. She would think I was doing it because I am unhappy in our relationship which I am not. So, for the moment - Lush is my space.

Topic If you COULD suck your own dick....?
Posted 29 Nov 2013 14:18

Of course I would. Has anyone said No!

Topic If you could bring one band or solo artist back from the dead, who would it be?
Posted 29 Nov 2013 14:16

Without a shadow of doubt...Freddy Mercury.

Topic If you could bring one band or solo artist back from the dead, who would it be?
Posted 29 Nov 2013 14:16

Without a shadow of doubt...Freddy Mercury.

Topic Question about rating a story?
Posted 22 Nov 2013 14:06

I write for fun, and I would not say that I am a literary genius. I don't really bother with the scores, but if I like something and think it inspired me (even if it had spelling mistakes) then I generally give a 5. As a writer - I prefer comments whether they are good or bad (I much prefer the good ones - but even they mean more when the person says why!)

I have had stories rejected for spelling mistakes and I have found other stories with more mistakes in spelling and grammar than I've had hot dinners. I will give a low score if deserved and I will say why...So if you want to say why - then do it.

Everyone that writes should be mentally prepared for a rejected story or a low score or a bad comment. Do what you feel is right and justified.

Topic Watching yourself masturbate in mirror/recorded video... turn on/off/curious?
Posted 19 Nov 2013 16:09

Absolute turn on...even if I am a bloke lol

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 11 Nov 2013 13:27

Tranquil is a pseudonym for "Storm in a Teacup"

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 11 Nov 2013 13:27

Tranquil is a pseudonym for "Storm in a Teacup"

Topic Lush Silver Membership now available .. want to win a free one?
Posted 03 Nov 2013 12:17

Ooo, Can I have 55 please.

Topic Your ideal partner in two words
Posted 03 Nov 2013 08:21

Exceptionally Horny

Topic How often are you horny?
Posted 04 Sep 2013 13:00

I only ever get horny once a day


From 12 midnight to 12 midnight...

Topic SimplyJohn - 3 free Gold memberships HERE!!
Posted 01 Sep 2013 10:56

211 for me please...and just in time for midnight UK....

Topic do u ever wish to be pornstar
Posted 24 Jul 2013 11:12

Well I made a film once, a very amateur one at that, and I have starred in a few pictures of foursomes.

Anyway, I am a porn star every time I stroke my cock in the shower!!!

Topic When you're making love to a girl what really goes through your mind?
Posted 11 Jul 2013 12:54

At first its a case of
"Let's see how much I can make her cum..."
and then it degrades to
"I hope she dangles her tits in my face..."
to
"where's the tissue paper!"

Topic oral on the phone
Posted 01 Jul 2013 14:40

Anyway - back to the original question.

Guilty of both...but then I always do oral on the phone - I find sign language doesn't work all that well.

Topic Guys do you shave your cock clean???? When did you start???
Posted 29 Jun 2013 04:46

Maybe we should use these new tools that they advertise for women like the NoNo...no blades involved at all.

The first time I did it I used an electric shaver thinking it would be safer. The damn machine nearly ripped out all the hairs on my balls. It was then that I was converted to the old razor...with soap its the best thing to use.

Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 29 Jun 2013 04:28

iWowMan Has a six inch cock between her legs so she can cum on her own tits!

Topic Guys do you shave your cock clean???? When did you start???
Posted 25 Jun 2013 14:18

I have done it before, but I have hairy pubes and stomach and chest. Now I used to stop just above the cock with shaved cock and balls.

However, I have a question - how far up do most of you lot shave?

Topic Have U Tried paid Sex
Posted 25 Jun 2013 14:14

Hell I'm married - I pay for it every day especially when she goes shopping for shoes!!!!

Topic How quickly do you correctly recognize pussy?
Posted 25 Jun 2013 11:28

I got them all wrong - wrong type of pussy for me!

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 12 Jun 2013 14:41

Dark

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 07 Jun 2013 09:34

This may have already been posted...but...

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer rate of around 1,587GB in about 3 seconds...and you thought 4G was fast!

Topic Have you ever had sex or performed oral sex in front of others?
Posted 07 Jun 2013 07:17

Yes. Yes. and Yes. I have done both and loved it. It is hot to be watched and watching.

Topic Strapon's - What do you think?
Posted 07 Jun 2013 07:13

What does everyone think about strapon's.

Women: Do you love them, can't wait to get into one and give your lover a good fucking. Hate them because it's not considerd lesbian!
Men: Ever been taken by a woman sporting a strapon. Did you like it? Did she like it? Would you do it again?

I watched a movie once with a two girls using a strapon - it was absolutely awesome, but the thing that impressed me the most was that the one wearing it absolutely loved to use it and definitely knew how to.

Topic Eating a girl???
Posted 31 May 2013 13:35

Making a woman cum on my tongue - hmmm the best feeling ever.

Topic Eating a girl???
Posted 31 May 2013 13:34

Making a woman cum on my tongue - hmmm the best feeling ever.

Topic Short Girls
Posted 29 May 2013 17:11

Yeah I dated a 4' 11" girl once or was it twice. I am 6' but I couldn't see myself with her - something was not quite right. Like every time I step down two stairs at once, she took one and then another. It would have taken ages to get anywhere.

But seriously I am married to someone now that is 5' 3" so not that much taller, but ask any girl - four inches makes a difference.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 29 May 2013 17:07

Simply awesome!

Topic should women be allowed to be topless in public?
Posted 29 May 2013 12:04

If there's a petition going round - I will sign in.

Women should be topless at all times.

I disagree with Emerys, a woman's breasts are considered sexual and not just larger pecs. So although they are on the same part of the body, they are not equivalent.