About Desmondo

A young 50 and male and in a relationship where the thrill has gone sadly - do a bit of drumming but have my own consultancy as a day job. Female and M/F masturbation is my subject of choice simply because I love it. Happy to chat and stuff

Date Joined:
14 May 2013
Last Visit:
17 Apr 2014
Relationship Status:
Music, film, sport and Italian food
Favorite Books:
Biographies mainly
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction
Favorite Music:
Hip-hop, jazz, funk, soul
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Lush Silver Membership now available .. want to win a free one?
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 05:25

96 please


Topic: Why do you masturbate?
Posted: 23 Sep 2013 11:55

I usually masturbate because I'm horny and need sexual release, other reasons include, being bored, tired but can't sleep, just woke up but don't want to get out of bed, lonely or feeling a bit blue and think it might cheer me up.

Anything really then - lol

Topic: Ladies, do you like tasting your own pussy juice?
Posted: 13 Sep 2013 08:29

Yes....i love it. I even rub some behind my ears and on my lips if i am meeting someone


Topic: when did you masturbate last?
Posted: 12 Sep 2013 08:35

Someone should help me now! I'm feeling a bit frisky.. oops, was that my outside voice? :p

Happy to - wait, damn, probably a little late - lol - but hope it was fun

Topic: How often are you horny?
Posted: 12 Sep 2013 08:32

Generally most of the time but some days its full on full time - afternoons and travelling are the worst/best and stiing in coffee shop

Topic: Pussy Eating
Posted: 11 Sep 2013 11:07

Exactly-I wish I could do it for a living drunken

That's hell of a company to form - let's get to it - name suggestions please

Topic: masturbating to lush stories
Posted: 11 Sep 2013 11:04

I think that's why we are here..
Also while writing erotic work. I just never seem to finish. Always interrupting myself.

Know how you feel - lol

Topic: Wanted - Woman to Convert Text to Audio Story.
Posted: 04 Sep 2013 05:34

This is useful - thanks I may well be in touch

Topic: Pussy Eating
Posted: 04 Sep 2013 05:26

Pussy eating is simply the best thing ever - would be happy to do it 24 hours a day

Topic: Would you masturbate in front of...?
Posted: 04 Sep 2013 05:24

Yes - have done

Maybe - have done

Maybe - only if it was a foursome - have done

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Stories Published By Desmondo
Southern Love Part Two

We have both thinking about the last time, remembering all that touching, kissing, licking and fucking. You are still wet between your legs and I am still hard. The room is large, white and has the most amazing wooden floor. We are right in the middle of it, nothing within three or four feet of us. You look amazing standing there completely naked. Your hair cascades around you, your...

Added 17 Apr 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 523 | 2 Comments

The Holiday - Part One

Samantha and I had been friends since college. She had always been my best friend and we had shared so much over the years. Our children were born close to each other, we shared student digs and we both were maids of honour at our own weddings. As we had got older, we had moved to different parts of the country and didn’t see each so much. To compensate, we started going on holidays...

Added 14 Apr 2014 | Category Lesbian | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 3,529 | 5 Comments

Southern Love

My eyes open from sleep and I see your face directly in front of me. Your eyes are closed, but I lean over to kiss you and wake you from your slumber. We are both naked. You are sleepy, but beginning to wake up as I pull you into the kneeling position in the bed. You sense me behind you and suddenly you feel my kiss on the back of your neck. My mouth moves across the top of each...

Added 05 Apr 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,350 | 2 Comments

Hey You

Hey you, how are you? It's just two months since we met But now you are gone. Hey you, I miss you Miss the kisses and the hugs And all that daft stuff. Hey you, how's the wine? And the prawns and the spelling? Better than you think. Hey you made me laugh Even on the Goan beach And the white moonlight Hey you, I just love Your bottom, so smooth and soft ...

Added 05 Nov 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.53 | Views 507 | 9 Comments


Emma opened her laptop and checked her e-mail. It was Sunday evening and she was relaxing with her feet up on the table. It had been a long weekend with two parties including a Halloween bash and a dinner party. The dinner party at her friends had been fantastic. She had met some nice new people including Richard, a rather attractive, witty and intelligent man in his 40s. Although she was...

Added 04 Nov 2013 | Category Masturbation | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.35 | Views 5,918

The Coach Trip - Another View

My head and my hands were pressing against the wall as I came down from one of the best orgasms of my life. Miranda’s mouth was still on my pussy, her tongue gently probing between my lips and occasionally giving my clit a gentle lick as I moved my hips against her, squatting on her beautiful face. I looked down through my blonde hair to see that her eyes were shut. She looked gorgeous and...

Added 23 Sep 2013 | Category Voyeur | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.25 | Views 3,225 | 2 Comments

A Double Orgasm Hits a First Time Writer

There I was, a thirty-seven year old woman, sitting looking at my iMac screen with my fingers poised over the keyboard. It was pretty late on a Saturday and I was just wearing a red cotton vest top and plain white panties. The lights were low and a glass of Sauvignon Blanc looked at me from my desk. That week had been a bit of a strange one. On Monday I had finally moved into a new flat...

Added 13 Sep 2013 | Category Lesbian | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.42 | Views 4,378 | 1 Comment

Coach Trip Moves Into A Hotel Bedroom

Well what a night that was. Catching up with the girls had been a blast. A beautiful meal, copious amounts of wine followed by a couple of hours of girl talk in a very chic bar in Soho. As Jill and I walked through the bedroom door, I smacked into the frame and giggled before stumbling forward, catching myself on the chest of drawers, on which stood a large TV. Jill and I were both dressed...

Added 11 Sep 2013 | Category Lesbian | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 6,033 | 3 Comments

A Coach Trip

This was going to be my first coach trip for a long time. I was facing a three hour journey to London to spend a weekend with some old college girlfriends. These weekends happened every year and always tired me out. It was just two days of drinking, eating, dancing and laughing. The queue was not too bad. An assortment of students, older people and 30 years olds like me taking advantage of...

Added 09 Sep 2013 | Category Masturbation | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.64 | Views 12,485 | 8 Comments

24 Hours - Part Two

FRIDAY 11.48PM It was time for bed. Dita said she had to leave at 7.00 in the morning to catch her flight so they both made their way to their own rooms, chatting and giggling as they did so. In her room, Clare slid out of her clothes and slipped under her duvet, still wet from what had happened earlier. As she lay there under the glow of the bedside light, her mind kept wandering back to...

Added 04 Aug 2013 | Category Lesbian | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 3,557 | 6 Comments

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Thank you for helping me with my Story, Morning Delight.
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for reading my story
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Dinner party is a must
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been to long, need to catch up
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You are welcome
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Sorry about before will make it up.
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