About Desmondo
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A young 50 and male and in a relationship where the thrill has gone sadly - do a bit of drumming but have my own consultancy as a day job. Female and M/F masturbation is my subject of choice simply because I love it. Happy to chat and stuff

Name:
Desmondo
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Sagittarius
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
Interests:
Music, film, sport and Italian food
Favorite Books:
Biographies mainly
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction
Favorite Music:
Hip-hop, jazz, funk, soul
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Date Joined:
14 May 2013
Last Visit:
29 Jul 2014
Page Viewed:
6,795 times
Friends:
59
Followers:
23
Days in Chat:
1
Forum Posts:
41
Stories:
24
Badges:
6
Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Announcing our "Toy With Me" Story Competition, $400 Adult Store Credits up for grabs
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 08:45

Gonna enter this one - and if I win there will be a special comp for ladies to win the prize lololol

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 22 May 2014 01:59

I would like to see Illustrated stories... I think it would go down well with readers.


Yep - great idea

Topic: Lush Silver Membership now available .. want to win a free one?
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 05:25

96 please

Thanks

Topic: Why do you masturbate?
Posted: 23 Sep 2013 11:55

I usually masturbate because I'm horny and need sexual release, other reasons include, being bored, tired but can't sleep, just woke up but don't want to get out of bed, lonely or feeling a bit blue and think it might cheer me up.

Anything really then - lol

Topic: Ladies, do you like tasting your own pussy juice?
Posted: 13 Sep 2013 08:29

Yes....i love it. I even rub some behind my ears and on my lips if i am meeting someone

Brilliant

Topic: when did you masturbate last?
Posted: 12 Sep 2013 08:35

Someone should help me now! I'm feeling a bit frisky.. oops, was that my outside voice? :p

Happy to - wait, damn, probably a little late - lol - but hope it was fun

Topic: How often are you horny?
Posted: 12 Sep 2013 08:32

Generally most of the time but some days its full on full time - afternoons and travelling are the worst/best and stiing in coffee shop

Topic: Pussy Eating
Posted: 11 Sep 2013 11:07

Exactly-I wish I could do it for a living drunken

That's hell of a company to form - let's get to it - name suggestions please

Topic: masturbating to lush stories
Posted: 11 Sep 2013 11:04

I think that's why we are here..
Also while writing erotic work. I just never seem to finish. Always interrupting myself.

Know how you feel - lol

Topic: Wanted - Woman to Convert Text to Audio Story.
Posted: 04 Sep 2013 05:34

This is useful - thanks I may well be in touch

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Stories Published By Desmondo
A Ski Trip Gets Off On The Right Foot

What a fantastic first day on the slopes Susan had had. The week long trip to Chatel was a birthday present from a group of her closest friends. The kids were with her ex-husband and she was free to enjoy her first ski trip in a few years completely on her own. The present included a set of lessons, a room in a beautiful chalet and the air fares. The first day had been just fab. The sun...

Added 24 Jul 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.43 | Views 1,646 | 4 Comments

The Holiday Part Five - The Revenge

Christine was at the hotel checkout when Julia appeared in her casual clothes looking slightly knackered, dragging her case behind her. She looked pretty good despite the fucking she had received from Peter. “Hi Christine,” said Julia. “I need you to take this iPhone back to lost property at Heathrow. A woman left it on the flight and I didn’t have time to get it back. Is that Okay?” “Yes...

Added 23 May 2014 | Category Lesbian | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,939 | 5 Comments

The Holiday Part Four - BEEP BEEP (The Pilot's Story)

Julia really thought about ignoring Peter and just lay there still recovering from her orgasm. A second round of knocking and the sound of Peter calling her name, dragged Julia out of bed via the chair, so she could pick up her robe, and slide to the door. She was still uncertain, but when she looked through the little peephole and saw Peter, she decided to that she needed a cock and it...

Added 16 May 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 2,810 | 4 Comments

The Holiday Part Three - The Stewardesses Story

Julia was looking forward to this flight. It would take her from Naples to London to New York, and then she would enjoy a few days in the Big Apple before heading home to her native Germany. She had been a stewardess for nearly seven years since giving up her office job in a firm of solicitors. Now, aged thirty-five, she was enjoying seeing the world for the first time and loving every minute...

Added 10 May 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,948 | 3 Comments

The Holiday Part Two

I opened my eyes as the Italian sun streamed in through the windows. I was lying on my back with Sam’s blonde hair on my breast. She was still asleep and looking so beautiful. Her left arm was draped across me, holding me tight. I could feel her left thigh pressing lightly against my pussy which was still wet from our lovemaking. My god it was amazing. I had never come so hard and so often...

Added 28 Apr 2014 | Category Lesbian | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 5,792 | 4 Comments

Southern Love Part Two

We have both thinking about the last time, remembering all that touching, kissing, licking and fucking. You are still wet between your legs and I am still hard. The room is large, white and has the most amazing wooden floor. We are right in the middle of it, nothing within three or four feet of us. You look amazing standing there completely naked. Your hair cascades around you, your...

Added 17 Apr 2014 | Category Masturbation | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,563 | 2 Comments

The Holiday - Part One

Samantha and I had been friends since college. She had always been my best friend and we had shared so much over the years. Our children were born close to each other, we shared student digs and we both were maids of honour at our own weddings. As we had got older, we had moved to different parts of the country and didn’t see each so much. To compensate, we started going on holidays...

Added 14 Apr 2014 | Category Lesbian | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 9,422 | 7 Comments

Southern Love

My eyes open from sleep and I see your face directly in front of me. Your eyes are closed, but I lean over to kiss you and wake you from your slumber. We are both naked. You are sleepy, but beginning to wake up as I pull you into the kneeling position in the bed. You sense me behind you and suddenly you feel my kiss on the back of your neck. My mouth moves across the top of each...

Added 05 Apr 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,485 | 3 Comments

Hey You

Hey you, how are you? It's just two months since we met But now you are gone. Hey you, I miss you Miss the kisses and the hugs And all that daft stuff. Hey you, how's the wine? And the prawns and the spelling? Better than you think. Hey you made me laugh Even on the Goan beach And the white moonlight Hey you, I just love Your bottom, so smooth and soft ...

Added 05 Nov 2013 | Category Love Poems | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.46 | Views 623 | 9 Comments

Instructions

Emma opened her laptop and checked her e-mail. It was Sunday evening and she was relaxing with her feet up on the table. It had been a long weekend with two parties including a Halloween bash and a dinner party. The dinner party at her friends had been fantastic. She had met some nice new people including Richard, a rather attractive, witty and intelligent man in his 40s. Although she was...

Added 04 Nov 2013 | Category Masturbation | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.44 | Views 7,720

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